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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
'''Necron Lords''' used to be actual lords, back when the [[Necron]]s were still fleshy and called Necrontyr.  Presently, each Lord rules over a single [[Tomb World]] and all of its legions and phalanxes, assisted by a court of lesser nobles, and is himself a part of an [[Necron Overlord|Overlord]]'s Royal Court (along with the Lords of neighboring Tomb Worlds and a few [[Cryptek]]s as well).  Because they were nobles, they were given higher-quality bodies and their minds were left quite intact by the biotransference, and so they are free-willed individuals, with names and personalities. That said, the millennia in stasis have done strange things to their minds, to say the least.  


The Necron Lord used to be the only customizable HQ choice available to the Necrons (the non-customizable HQ choices being the [[Deceiver]] and the [[Nightbringer]]), but was otherwise devoid of character (to the point that, in [[Dawn of War: Dark Crusade]], the "voice" of the Necrons was a [[Blank|Pariah]]).  With the infusion of character brought by the Fifth Edition Codex, Lords are now individuals in their own right (with names and everything), but with the new layers of rulers above them, they are not available on their own anymore; instead, you get up to five of them as a "Royal Court" for each [[Necron Overlord|Overlord]] in your army, and can parcel them out to lead a squad of [[Necron Warrior|Warriors]], [[Necron Immortal|Immortals]], [[Deathmark]]s, or [[Lychguard]], rather like a Sergeant or Wolf Guard.
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


The 7e updated codex brought them back as a HQ choice in their own right, though.
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== Destroyer Lords ==
{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
[[File:Destroyer_Lord.jpg|300px|left|thumb|What's worse then a normal Necron Lord? One that is both apeshit crazy and is a jetpack infantry.]]
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
Some Lords go crazy after the sixty-million-year-long sleep, and get a bad case of sour grapes for being stuck in a machine for so long.  They decide that they never really liked being alive anyway, and that everyone should join them in death as well. To that end, they modify their bodies to have a hoverboard base and an enhanced internal structure, much like the regular [[Necron Destroyer|Destroyers]].  


Destroyer Lords are more machine-like than standard Necron Lords and are said to be the most maniacal of their kind, lacking any ability to empathize with other creatures due to their cold, calculating nature. Even mighty [[Necron Overlord|Necron Overlords]] find Destroyer Lords somewhat disconcerting, believing they have too willingly [[Techpriest|embraced the machine]] and may turn on their own kind when the galaxy is rid of organic life. As a result, many are outcasts and pariahs in Necron society.  
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.


In combat, it is said that the physical might of a Necron Destroyer Lord equals the mightiest Overlords. Whilst a Destroyer Lord dwarfs even that in terms of madness and all-out savagery, which would explain why other Necron leaders shun them. Most favor warscythes and voidblades.
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


Destroyer Lords serve no Overlord or [[Phaeron]] (and are a stand-alone HQ choice), because the less-crazy nobles are worried that the Destroyer Lords will turn on their fellow Necrons once all organic life is wiped out, and because they're afraid that Destroyer-ness may be contagious.
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


Ninth edition adds the Skorpekh Lord, who is simply a Destroyer Lord of the new [[Skorpekh Destroyer|Skorpekh]] variant.
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
== Miniature==
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
[[Image:Old-necron-lord.jpg|thumb|200px|Even with a good paint job, it looks silly.]]
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
[[Image:Derplord.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2016/09/40k-the-original-necrons.html Oldcrons looked really silly]]]
FOR MEMES
When the Necrons were first introduced in Second Edition, the Necron Lord miniature was a [[Assholetep|scowling skele-bot with a goofy headdress]] (not that the other Necron miniatures were less silly).  The miniature was later updated to be sleeker and have more options, though the old design was kept around as the "Classic Necron Lord" and updated to [[Finecast]] when the new [[Codex]] came out. It is now no longer available.
FOR VINESAUCE
 
AND FOR
== See Also ==
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]
* [[Necron Lord of All Kaurava]], an ancient (even by Necron standards) lord who want those fucking kids to shut up.
* [[Assholetep]] the Insufferable, a tantrum-prone Classic Necron Lord.
 
[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
 
[[Category: Xenos]]
 
[[Category: Necrons]]
 
{{Necrons-Forces}}

Revision as of 11:39, 14 August 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

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== EVENTS ==

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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