Ork

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A race from Warhammer 40k. Also known as "Greenskins". They have a Warhammer Fantasy equivalent, only major differences being the more common spelling of orc with a "c" instead of a "k", and a lower level of technology, related to the setting.

Orks could be considered one of the more successful races of the 41st millennium. Despite their entire lack of structured education or training, they seem to be very proficient with all kinds of technology, which they inevitably utilize for their armaments (of which firearms and vehicles are the most common). They are often very resourceful, able to have the minor greenskins, such as "Grotz" (goblins), construct several working vehicles and machines out of mere scrap. A large contributing factor in the orks' success is their ability to breed extremely fast because of their fungal like existence. This means that an ork will spread several spores in his life time, each of which is able to grow into another ork, given enough time. Orks as such breed through asexual reproduction. The fungal physiology of the ork is also why they are so tough as they are, since their body has fewer vital organs.

Common ork weapons are a choppa and a slugga.

Orks are commonly believed to be stupid and superstitious by the other races of the 40k world, quite an ironic thing to hear coming from any member of the Imperium of Man.

Also Ork technology works mainly because the Orks think it does. If you hand an Ork a piece of metal and convince him it's a gun, it WILL fire bullets. This tends to work well for them.

Their philosophy of RED WUNZ GO FASTA is both BS and the ultimate truth.

As light, red travels away from us.

But things painted red generate less friction and therefore are capable of going faster.

Well... these are the roughest physics which in themselves may be BS.

Orks of Note

• Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
• Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

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DA PAINBOSS IZ GONNA WANT TA LOOK AT DIS WOTEVA IT IS Orks are the best at disguises Stoopid beakies Weeabork A different sort of Weeabork The assassination of warboss Lincoln. The truest of Weeaborks Gork and Mork WE'Z AMUZED BY ENTIRE PUNY 'UMIE IMPERIUM ORKZ IZ DA ROKKINEST PompadOrk EY YOU GITZ WE 'EARD YOU LIKE TA MAKE IT ORKY SO WE ORKYFIED YER ORKY SQUIGOFF SO YOU'Z CAN WAAAGH WHILE YOO'Z WAAAGHIN' Jet Grind RadiOrk 'OO DA 'ELL DO YA FINK WE IS?!!! IT'Z TIME FER SUM IKSPERIMINTS No reason we can't be civil SIANTZ. It works. Oldboyz can Waaagh! too. They just need a nap afterwords. SlowpOrk Inaccurate depiction of orky gubbinz. Orkspekta Gubbinz iz on da case! Jeremy Irons is orky, right? Supagreen Deff Skwadron. Zoggin' bootiful. Transform and WAAAGH! (Holyshit this thing actually transforms.)