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'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
[[File:Arianka.jpg|350px|thumb|right|A modern representation of Warhammer's personification of pure laziness before being hit with a strong dose of magic sleeping drugs; art done by Ruoxin Zhang.]]
<span style='color:magenta;font-size:100%'>'<u>''SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEE'nd SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE! - Arianka doing absolutely nothing worthwhile in her life''</u></span>


They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
==Introduction==
Arianka is the Goddess of discipline either militarily or maternal and is thus followed by her legion of fanboys and warriors. This would make her an enemy of Tzeentch and potentially Malal and a potential would-be girlfriend of Khorne, unfortunately for her, Khorne has already chosen [[Valkia the Bloody]] as his waifu.


== Forums ==
==The Tzeentch Incident==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
She is also Warhammer's Sleeping Beauty, this lazy bitch has been dozing off ever since [[Tzeentch]] found her to be a threat to his grand designs of lulz; he lured her and then trapped her inside of a coffin made of Laihtero, the rarest form of [[Gromril]] which resembles a crystal that constantly emits soft light (How the Goddess of Discipline fell ''for that'', we have [[Derp|no fucking clue).]] Tzeentch then threw away the keys into the mortal planes and is now hidden somewhere like a really dickish game of Where's Waldo. The coffin itself was hidden beneath the [[The Empire (Warhammer Fantasy)|Empire]] city of [[Praag]], capital of [[Kislev]]. Her sword Laihtendrung was also made of Laihtero.


== Events ==
Essentially, being the embodiment of all Discipline everywhere, she spends an ''awful'' lot of time lying around doing nothing disciplinary in nature thanks to Tzeentch's machinations. Which pretty much explains why the world is in such a fucked up state and why the redshirts can't even be trusted to [[Mordheim|skip a step]] or [[Blood Bowl|pass by someone]] without [[Fail|breaking their neck or running screaming when a cloud covers the sun]].
The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene. These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
[[Kaleb Daark]], [[Malal|Malal's]] Champion, was tasked with killing her to prove his worth. He was lead to her coffin (which [[Skaven]] had previously tried to destroy via flamethrowers) and endeavored to find the keys to kill her although this was chapter three of a four chapter series (the fourth was never released) so he likely didn't succeed. This plot was never brought up again because of legal issues involving Malal although it makes Arianka the last of the Chaos Gods of Law to be mentioned and thus the most canon of the three.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.
How the [[End Times]] might have effected Arianka can only be speculated at. Did she die when the old world got nommed by Chaos? Is her coffin and keys now floating around in space, or have fallen into the nine realms? Who knows, though since there hasn't been so much as a peep out of ''any'' of the Gods of Law in Age of Sigmar so far, odds aren't looking good.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)  
Image:Arianka Old Art.jpg|Waiting for true love's WAAAGH.
* '''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
Image:Arianka Vision.jpg|Arianka revealed to [[Kaleb Daark]] in a vision.
Image:Arianka Skaven.jpg|Skaven encountering Arianka (she survives, the sarcophagus is strong enough to contain a fucking Chaos God after all).
</gallery>


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Revision as of 16:54, 7 February 2020

A modern representation of Warhammer's personification of pure laziness before being hit with a strong dose of magic sleeping drugs; art done by Ruoxin Zhang.

'SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEE'nd SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE! - Arianka doing absolutely nothing worthwhile in her life

Introduction

Arianka is the Goddess of discipline either militarily or maternal and is thus followed by her legion of fanboys and warriors. This would make her an enemy of Tzeentch and potentially Malal and a potential would-be girlfriend of Khorne, unfortunately for her, Khorne has already chosen Valkia the Bloody as his waifu.

The Tzeentch Incident

She is also Warhammer's Sleeping Beauty, this lazy bitch has been dozing off ever since Tzeentch found her to be a threat to his grand designs of lulz; he lured her and then trapped her inside of a coffin made of Laihtero, the rarest form of Gromril which resembles a crystal that constantly emits soft light (How the Goddess of Discipline fell for that, we have no fucking clue). Tzeentch then threw away the keys into the mortal planes and is now hidden somewhere like a really dickish game of Where's Waldo. The coffin itself was hidden beneath the Empire city of Praag, capital of Kislev. Her sword Laihtendrung was also made of Laihtero.

Essentially, being the embodiment of all Discipline everywhere, she spends an awful lot of time lying around doing nothing disciplinary in nature thanks to Tzeentch's machinations. Which pretty much explains why the world is in such a fucked up state and why the redshirts can't even be trusted to skip a step or pass by someone without breaking their neck or running screaming when a cloud covers the sun.

Kaleb Daark, Malal's Champion, was tasked with killing her to prove his worth. He was lead to her coffin (which Skaven had previously tried to destroy via flamethrowers) and endeavored to find the keys to kill her although this was chapter three of a four chapter series (the fourth was never released) so he likely didn't succeed. This plot was never brought up again because of legal issues involving Malal although it makes Arianka the last of the Chaos Gods of Law to be mentioned and thus the most canon of the three.

How the End Times might have effected Arianka can only be speculated at. Did she die when the old world got nommed by Chaos? Is her coffin and keys now floating around in space, or have fallen into the nine realms? Who knows, though since there hasn't been so much as a peep out of any of the Gods of Law in Age of Sigmar so far, odds aren't looking good.

  • Waiting for true love's WAAAGH.

    Waiting for true love's WAAAGH.

  • Arianka revealed to Kaleb Daark in a vision.

    Arianka revealed to Kaleb Daark in a vision.

  • Skaven encountering Arianka (she survives, the sarcophagus is strong enough to contain a fucking Chaos God after all).

    Skaven encountering Arianka (she survives, the sarcophagus is strong enough to contain a fucking Chaos God after all).

The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger
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