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[[Image:Praetorian.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Tally ho for the Emperor!]] | [[Image:Praetorian.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Tally ho for the Emperor!]] | ||
The Praetorian Guard are Africa Theater [[Brits|British]] soldiers in SPEHSS. | The Praetorian Guard are Africa Theater [[Brits|British]] soldiers in SPEHSS. | ||
They wear <s>British-esque uniforms</s> uniforms that are British and look rather classy. | They wear <s>British-esque uniforms</s> uniforms that are British and so naturally look rather classy and fucking manly as hell. | ||
Apparently at some point in time the Praetorian's went to a deserted world filled to the brim with orks with nothing but their bolt action flashlights and a handful of tallarn guardsmen to back them up. | Apparently at some point in time the Praetorian's went to a deserted world filled to the brim with orks with nothing but their bolt action flashlights and a handful of tallarn guardsmen to back them up. While this bravado makes even the [[Harakoni Warhawks]] look like delicate flowers by comparison, needless to say the Praetorians lost a few major battles, but finally won victory at the one last stand titled "Battle of Big Toof River". Funny, sounds just like what happened to the British army in real life against the Zulus in Africa… Then again, I doubt GW would ever take a real life event AND/OR people and turn it into a board game idea… Cough cough Death Korps of Krieg and Germany cough cough… | ||
Revision as of 05:36, 9 October 2015
The Praetorian Guard are Africa Theater British soldiers in SPEHSS.
They wear British-esque uniforms uniforms that are British and so naturally look rather classy and fucking manly as hell.
Apparently at some point in time the Praetorian's went to a deserted world filled to the brim with orks with nothing but their bolt action flashlights and a handful of tallarn guardsmen to back them up. While this bravado makes even the Harakoni Warhawks look like delicate flowers by comparison, needless to say the Praetorians lost a few major battles, but finally won victory at the one last stand titled "Battle of Big Toof River". Funny, sounds just like what happened to the British army in real life against the Zulus in Africa… Then again, I doubt GW would ever take a real life event AND/OR people and turn it into a board game idea… Cough cough Death Korps of Krieg and Germany cough cough…
Good luck finding original models for them these days though.
Aunt Vicky (Victoria Lamb) makes some awesome lookalike Praetorians (as well as Savlar Chem Dogs, Mordian Iron Guard, Drookian Fen Guard and, of course, the Spanish Inquisition). Check her webstore here.