Primarch

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The Primarchs were the twenty genetically-engineered "sons" of the Emperor. Using his own DNA in their creation, the Primarchs were designed to be far superior to even Space Marines: they were taller, stronger, faster and more intelligent. They were also incredibly charismatic and were well suited to their role as the generals and leaders of the Imperium of Man.

History

The Primarchs were created in a secret underground laboratory on what used to be the Himalayas, under the tighest security. However, due to insidious dickery, the forces of Chaos were able to spirit the Primarchs away from the laboratory and scatter them across the universe. Just as planned. There is also some speculation that the Chaos gods tampered with the Primarchs somehow, which would explain the mutations. Either way, the Emperor knew his sons were still alive, but had no clue to where they could be, so he decided to go ahead with his Space Marine project. Using DNA samples from each Primarch before they were abducted, the Emperor created twenty legions of Space Marines, in what would later be called the First Founding.

Each of the young Primarchs were forced to adapt to the lifestyle on their new homeworld, something which would influence and mould them throughout their lives. The Primarchs rapidly grew to adulthood and quickly rose to power, often becoming the leaders of their world. As the Emperor crusaded to unify the galaxy he would occasionally stumble upon another long-lost son. When this happened, the Emperor would hold a celebration in honor of this discovery, give the Primarch their legion to command, then tell them to fuck off and start conquering worlds while he fapped to his favoured offspring. The Emperor was a dick like that.

The first Primarch the Emperor discovered was Horus, who would become the Emperor's favoured son. The majority of Primarchs somehow recognized the Emperor on sight, immediately pledging their allegiance to their father. A few only swore allegiance after being bested in a contest. Angron outright refused to follow the Emperor, preferring to die in battle along with his rebels in their fight against the oppressive Not-Romans. The Emperor simply shrugged and abducted his son, leaving Angron's followers to get slaughtered. Angron never really got over that dick move.

At the end of the period known as the Great Crusade, Horus, who had recently been promoted to the title of Warmaster, fell to Chaos and rebelled. It didn't take long for eight other of his fellow Primarchs to join his side against the Emperor, resulting in a full-scale civil war known as the Horus Heresy. Funnily enough, most of the Primarchs who sided with Horus were those who felt that the Emperor had taken a giant, steaming dump on them. So while the Emperor is the greatest tactician, scientist, and leader there is, he's worse than a crack-addled transient junkie as a father.

Primarchs and Legions

Legion Number	Name	Homeworld	Name of the Legion	Allegiance	Current Status
I	Lion El'Jonson	Caliban	Dark Angels	Loyal	Alive, asleep within a secret chamber on the Rock
II	+++Records expunged+++
III	Fulgrim	Chemos	Emperor's Children	Traitor	Possessed/Daemon Prince
IV	Perturabo	Olympia	Iron Warriors	Traitor	Daemon Prince
V	Jaghatai Khan	Mundus Planus	White Scars	Loyal	Unknown, disappeared into the Webway
VI	Leman Russ	Fenris	Space Wolves	Loyal	Unknown, disappeared into the Eye of Terror
VII	Rogal Dorn	Terra	Imperial Fists	Loyal	deceased, killed when boarding Chaos cruiser during a Black Crusade, his body is encased in amber.
VIII	Konrad Curze	Nostramo	Night Lords	Traitor	Deceased, assassinated by Callidus assassin.
IX	Sanguinius	Baal	Blood Angels	Loyal	Deceased, slain by Horus.
X	Ferrus Manus	Medusa	Iron Hands	Loyal	Deceased, slain by Fulgrim and his head offered to Horus as a gift.
XI	+++Records expunged+++
XII	Angron	Unknown	World Eaters	Traitor	Daemon Prince
XIII	Roboute Guilliman	Macragge	Ultramarines	Loyal	Alive, unfortunately.
XIV	Mortarion	Barbarus	Death Guard	Traitor	Daemon Prince
XV	Magnus the Red	Prospero	Thousand Sons	Traitor	Daemon Prince
XVI	Horus	Cthonia	Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus	Traitor	Deceased, slain by the Emperor.
XVII	Lorgar	Colchis	Word Bearers	Traitor	Daemon Prince
XVIII	Vulkan	Nocturne	Salamanders	Loyal	Missing
XIX	Corax	Deliverance	Raven Guard	Loyal	Missing, last seen heading for the Eye of Terror.
XX	Alpharius Omegon	Unknown	Alpha Legion	It's complicated	Fuck knows.

It Sucks To Be Loyal

Traitors

• Horus is dead, but that was his fault for being a fuckwit.
• Angron is a Daemon Prince.
• Mortarion is a Daemon Prince.
• Fulgrim's soul is trapped in his sword, while the daemon possessing his body is now a Daemon Prince.
• Lorgar is a lazy fucknut who does nothing since they fled to the eye of terror, but still a Daemon Prince.
• Magnus the Red is... derping out, and screaming Just as planned every time something happens, but he's a Daemon Prince
• Perturabo is a Daemon Prince.
• Konrad Curze is dead but he allowed the Callidus assassin's infiltration, apparently wanting to die.
• Alpharius / Omegon... your head will explode, so let's just say not important.

Loyalists

• Ferrus Manus is dead.
• Sanguinius is dead.
• Lion El'Jonson returned to Caliban only to discover that his friend Luther had stabbed him in the back. THAT LUTHER HAD A PLANET-WIDE PARTY AND EVENTUALLY PASSED OUT INTO A COMA AFTER DRINKING 2 TANKERS OF SPACE WOLF-GRADE ALCOHOL. He sleeps deep within the Rock, on life support.
• Jaghatai Khan disappeared into the Webway after chasing a group of Dark Eldar.
• Leman Russ disappeared into the Eye of Terror.
• Rogal Dorn is dead.
• Roboute Guilliman is perfectly preserved in a stasis field, seconds from death. It is rumored that he is healing, even though it is impossible for anything to change inside a stasis field. Most people credit the healing to be the power of the Emperor, which says something about the Imperium as that's considered a valid argument. Fortunately, being suspended in a stasis field ensures you feel whatever you were feeling at the instant of your immersion for the duration. Rawbutt Girlyman was in excruciating pain, ensuring that the living embodiment of the Great Beast's nightmarish seed is, to say the very least, not a happy camper
• Vulkan disappeared.
• Corax disappeared into the Eye of Terror.

So most of the traitors are Daemon Princes (which, ignoring the brain-rape, fucking rules) while all of the loyalists are dead or have disappeared. The chapters have legends which hold that the Primarchs will return and heal the Emperor, launching a new Great Crusade. Note: when GW says “disappeared” they actually mean “we are going to bring them back in a massive deus ex machina”. But since that would require advancing the plot, it's not going to happen any time soon.

Two Missing Primarchs

Who are the two missing Primarchs, you ask? Sigmar and Samus. Or maybe Rachnus Rageous and Tialoc Ekans.

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Okay, fine. Nobody really knows. There have been a few shitty hints about them in the Horus Heresy books, but nothing really concrete. What has been established is that they got killed for some reason and the existence of their Legions was wiped from record. The surviving marines from both legions were then allegedly gobbled up by the Ultramarines, for some retarded reason. As for the identities of these two Missing Legions? Well, Games Workshop have had a few candidates over the years. In the short story Hell in a Bottle from the novel Into the Maelstrom, a chapter known as the Iron Hearts get fucked over by a Chaos Lord. The short story also mentions that the chapter has a Primarch known as Rubinek. Of course, this was just a huge cock-up on the author's part, who himself admitted that he meant Chapter Master. Another possible candidate is the Valedictors, a who were mentioned in two early issues of White Dwarf as being a First Founding chapter who saw action against Orks, Eldar and Traitors during the Horus Heresy. However, around a hundred issues later, they were again mentioned as being post-Second Founding.