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=How to Profit=
=How to Profit=
# Interracial Gangbangs.
# Interracial Gangbangs.
# Fuck a goat named Darren
# Kick John Fuklaw in the nuts.
# Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.
# ????
# Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon.
# Get it.
# Tell the disco marines that they can't dance.
# RUN!
# Double-headed Dildoes.
# Over 9000.
# Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor.
# Fuck.
# Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled.
# Never break rules 1 and 2.
# Complete it.
# ????
# ????
# '''''PROFIT'''''
# '''''PROFIT'''''

Revision as of 07:36, 3 June 2010


A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E.

The original plan

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit!

... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.

How to Profit

  1. Interracial Gangbangs.
  2. Kick John Fuklaw in the nuts.
  3. ????
  4. Get it.
  5. RUN!
  6. Over 9000.
  7. Fuck.
  8. Never break rules 1 and 2.
  9. Complete it.
  10. ????
  11. PROFIT

See Also