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The Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica is only known because of the person controlling it, which is [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita]], who is a pretty [[Awesome|badass bolter bitch]] that ''[[Bullshit|somehow]]'' survived having an [[Wat|entire dome of a basilica literally dropped on her.]] To give you a hint on how ridiculous that stunt was, she somehow flipped the bird to an entire trope literally called 'Dropping a bridge on her/him' and got away with it with [[Matt Ward|Wardian]] grade [[Plot armor]]. Or, for another example, it would be like the DM announcing "[[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies]]", only for everyone to somehow miraculously survive. | The Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica is only known because of the person controlling it, which is [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita]], who is a pretty [[Awesome|badass bolter bitch]] that ''[[Bullshit|somehow]]'' survived having an [[Wat|entire dome of a basilica literally dropped on her.]] To give you a hint on how ridiculous that stunt was, she somehow flipped the bird to an entire trope literally called 'Dropping a bridge on her/him' and got away with it with [[Matt Ward|Wardian]] grade [[Plot armor]]. Or, for another example, it would be like the DM announcing "[[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies]]", only for everyone to somehow miraculously survive. | ||
Rather than bitch and moan about it, Eruita said "Fuck it!" and decided to | Rather than bitch and moan about it, Eruita said "Fuck it!" and decided to turn what's left of the Basilica into a [[Awesome|mobile nunmobile with guns!]] As such, the Pulpit is a pretty unique Grav-vehicle, that is now the personal vessel of Junith Eruita. Its like [[Yarrick|Yarrick's]] [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]], except ya know, Eruita wasn't a lazy/crazy fuckwit and decided to build one, rather than [[FAIL|lose it and end up trading an entire IG tank fleet to get it back.]] | ||
The Pulpit can unleash devastating firepower at close range, courtesy of the Pulpit's two frontal heavy flamers. However, for actual rules of both the vehicle and Eruita herself, it can be read on her actual page [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita|here.]] | The Pulpit can unleash devastating firepower at close range, courtesy of the Pulpit's two frontal heavy flamers. However, for actual rules of both the vehicle and Eruita herself, it can be read on her actual page [[Canoness Superior Junith Eruita|here.]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:09, 19 February 2020
A new type of vehicle that could compete with the communist space pope's floating space chair in both gaudiness and laziness. How the Sisters manage to avoid stirring the Adeptus Mechanicus' mechanical panties in a twist over such unsanctioned 'modifications' to build this vehicle is unknown.
Overview
The Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica is only known because of the person controlling it, which is Canoness Superior Junith Eruita, who is a pretty badass bolter bitch that somehow survived having an entire dome of a basilica literally dropped on her. To give you a hint on how ridiculous that stunt was, she somehow flipped the bird to an entire trope literally called 'Dropping a bridge on her/him' and got away with it with Wardian grade Plot armor. Or, for another example, it would be like the DM announcing "Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies", only for everyone to somehow miraculously survive.
Rather than bitch and moan about it, Eruita said "Fuck it!" and decided to turn what's left of the Basilica into a mobile nunmobile with guns! As such, the Pulpit is a pretty unique Grav-vehicle, that is now the personal vessel of Junith Eruita. Its like Yarrick's Fortress of Arrogance, except ya know, Eruita wasn't a lazy/crazy fuckwit and decided to build one, rather than lose it and end up trading an entire IG tank fleet to get it back.
The Pulpit can unleash devastating firepower at close range, courtesy of the Pulpit's two frontal heavy flamers. However, for actual rules of both the vehicle and Eruita herself, it can be read on her actual page here.
| Forces of the Sisters of Battle | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Command: | Triumph of Saint Katherine - Canoness Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave - Imagifier Ministorum Priest - Palatine - Dogmata Sororitas Command Squad | |||||
| Troops: | Avenging Angel - Arco-flagellant - Battle Sister Squad Celestians - Crusaders - Death Cult Assassin Dominion Squad - Novitiate Squad - Retributor Squad Seraphim Squad - Sisters Repentia - Zephyrim Squad | |||||
| Walkers: | Paragon Warsuit - Penitent Engine - Mortifier (Anchorite) | |||||
| Vehicles: | Castigator Tank - Exorcist Immolator - Repressor - Rhino | |||||
| Special Vehicles: | Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica | |||||
| Superheavy Vehicles: |
Mobile Cathedral | |||||
| Flyers: | Avenger Strike Fighter | |||||
| Spacecraft: | Aquila Lander - Drop Pod | |||||
| Saints: | Living Saint - Geminae Superia | |||||
| Non Militant: | Orders Dialogous - Orders Famulous - Orders Hospitaler Orders Pronatus - Hagiolater | |||||
| Allies: | Black Templars | |||||