Reasonable Daemonette

Reasonable Daemonette drives you to chaos by convincing you to commit many lesser acts of heresy, "choosing the lesser of two evils," compromising your values, or being "moderate" (ie.: forgiving heretics and giving them a second chance). She uses an ethical slippery slope to corrupt instead of slippery... uh... sloping... uh... her gorgeous curvy round bre*BLAM* Oh, by the throne, those hips...

This might be the only Daemonette article that won't cause Promotions.

Often confused with Nerdmonette, who also wears modest clothing but uses a different technique to corrupt.

Whether or not she is affiliated with Reasonable Marines isn't known. In this case, some mysteries might be better off left untouched...Er, I think.

In our /tg/ canon, it has been confirmed that she works with a renegade element that split from the Knights Inductor, known as the Knights Reductor, though it only consists of two squads and a cult of mortal Apriori heretics. In that canon she is a daemon of compassion, and is willing to sit in a circle of anti-psyker wards sorting piles of chaos weapons into "safe to burn" and "Danger, will explode and release a Bloodthirster", a job she believes is mutually beneficial to human- and daemonkind. This may or may not be heresy, which is why the Inquisition is still mulling it over.

Gallery

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  "Your Honor, that rape was not statutory on the defendant's homeworld!"

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  "I offer exhibit F, the coroner's report that shows the defendant did not in fact sexually violate her sinus cavities."

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  Heresy in moderation is STILL HERESY

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  No Powerglove, no daemonlove

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  Practicing what she preaches

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  "Oh put down that libram and come snuggle by the fire. The Inquisitors don't need you to work THAT hard."