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Sergals make effective [[skub]] due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature. | Sergals make effective [[skub]] due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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{{Cg|Sergal|center|<gallery> | {{Cg|Sergal|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(1).jpg| | Image:Sergal_Commissar_(1).jpg|By the bullet be shot | ||
Image:Sergal_Commissar_(2).jpg | Image:Sergal_Commissar_(2).jpg | ||
Image:Sergal_(1).jpg|Come on... you want to pet his belly. You know you want to | Image:Sergal_(1).jpg|Come on... you want to pet his belly. You know you want to | ||
Image:Sergal_(2).png</gallery>|<gallery> | Image:Sergal_(2).png|Awwwwwww... | ||
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Image:Sergal_(11).jpg| | Image:Sergal_(11).jpg|what is this i dont even | ||
Image:Sergal_(12).jpg| | Image:Sergal_(12).jpg|"Your breath smells like blood. That is so hot." | ||
Image:Sergal_(13).jpg|They look so peaceful when they sleep | Image:Sergal_(13).jpg|They look so peaceful when they sleep | ||
Image:Sergal_(14).jpg | Image:Sergal_(14).jpg|Why hello there. | ||
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Image:Sergal_(17).png | Image:Sergal_(17).png | ||
Image:Sergal_(18).png | Image:Sergal_(18).png|sees something it likes | ||
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Image:Sergal_(20).jpg | Image:Sergal_(20).jpg|Double penetration | ||
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Revision as of 15:55, 6 March 2009
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Sergals are a species made by a very sick Japanese furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. The prevalence of belief that the "clitongue" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process, but since decided to just make his beloved Rain a shapeshifter and leave the rest of the sergals alone, in an appeal to his fanbase. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis."
They're also into torture, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her yellow eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly unbalanced shapeshifting power.
Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry, and that their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" is already filled by gnolls. Such arguments typically collapse into further arguments about whether gnolls are also too furry. On quiet nights, the rare non-troll Sergal thread is created, seeking to create a full set of fluff for them. At the same time, troll threads have become increasingly common. This creates a positive feedback loop, where sergal troll threads are created in an effort to counter the increasing number of sergal troll threads.
Recently, they've been statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.
Sergals have also been statted for 4e, 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe.
A set of Commissar Sergal pics exist, carefully suited especially for trolling those skub lovers occupying your board.
Sergals make effective skub due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature.
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