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One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/she/it created '''Shalaxi Helbane''', a [[Keeper of Secrets]] made ''specifically'' to peg the champions of other Gods, with [[Bloodthirster]]s getting the absolute brunt of it.  To this end, Slaanesh also gave Shalaxi [[/d/|a cloak with tassels that lengthen and morph into tentacles to ensnare its opponents]].   
One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/she/it created '''Shalaxi Helbane''', a [[Keeper of Secrets]] made ''specifically'' to peg the champions of other Gods, with [[Bloodthirster]]s getting the absolute brunt of it.  To this end, Slaanesh also gave Shalaxi [[/d/|a cloak with tassels that lengthen and morph into tentacles to ensnare its opponents]].   


It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down [[Skarbrand]] himself once in combat. As of the Psychic Awakening, it has been dispatched to destroy the [[Ynnari]] by any means necessary.
It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down [[Skarbrand]] himself once in combat. Despite this, Shalaxi still doesn't have the plot armor necessary to best GW's pet faction, and was banished into the Warp by the Grey Knights during a confrontation, which greatly displeased Slaanesh and threw him/her/it into the Palace of Punishments.
 
Eventually, Slaanesh thought the torments were enough, and dispatch Shalaxi to stop and destroy the [[Ynnari]] by any means necessary. So far, they've assembled an army of daemons and mortals to help them in this, and is having a blast proverbially fucking with the Ynnari.
 
This all came to a head in the Battle of Iathglas, where a colossal battle between Shalaxi's and the Ynnari's armies. A gigantic battle ensured in the climax where the best of the Ynnari was gathered for a duel with Shalaxi, and it seemed like they were beating him/her/it, but turned out it was just an grand illusion to test their strength and a bit of a flex on how powerful he truly is. This was all a trick, and Shalaxi left, [[troll|proclaiming that the Ynnari were just small fry to them and not worth their time]], putting into perspective on:
 
*How powerful Shalaxi actually is and that even at their best, the Ynnari probably wouldn't be able to withstand Shalaxi actually taking to the field
*How overpowered/inconsistent the Grey Knights are in fluff


Other than this, they are known for their fabulous hair reminiscent of David Bowie.
Other than this, they are known for their fabulous hair reminiscent of David Bowie.

Revision as of 20:54, 23 May 2020

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going (since Shalaxi's a Slaaneshi daemon, it might even be true)

One day, Slaanesh looked at how all the other Chaos Gods had their own unique character. Wanting a piece of the the action, he/she/it created Shalaxi Helbane, a Keeper of Secrets made specifically to peg the champions of other Gods, with Bloodthirsters getting the absolute brunt of it. To this end, Slaanesh also gave Shalaxi a cloak with tassels that lengthen and morph into tentacles to ensnare its opponents.

It has done this numerous times, and it is said that the almighty goat has managed to take down Skarbrand himself once in combat. Despite this, Shalaxi still doesn't have the plot armor necessary to best GW's pet faction, and was banished into the Warp by the Grey Knights during a confrontation, which greatly displeased Slaanesh and threw him/her/it into the Palace of Punishments.

Eventually, Slaanesh thought the torments were enough, and dispatch Shalaxi to stop and destroy the Ynnari by any means necessary. So far, they've assembled an army of daemons and mortals to help them in this, and is having a blast proverbially fucking with the Ynnari.

This all came to a head in the Battle of Iathglas, where a colossal battle between Shalaxi's and the Ynnari's armies. A gigantic battle ensured in the climax where the best of the Ynnari was gathered for a duel with Shalaxi, and it seemed like they were beating him/her/it, but turned out it was just an grand illusion to test their strength and a bit of a flex on how powerful he truly is. This was all a trick, and Shalaxi left, proclaiming that the Ynnari were just small fry to them and not worth their time, putting into perspective on:

  • How powerful Shalaxi actually is and that even at their best, the Ynnari probably wouldn't be able to withstand Shalaxi actually taking to the field
  • How overpowered/inconsistent the Grey Knights are in fluff

Other than this, they are known for their fabulous hair reminiscent of David Bowie.

The Daemons of Chaos
Greater Daemons: An'ggrath
Skarbrand
Ka'bandha
Ku'Gath
Scabeiathrax
Ulkair
Rotigus
Dexcessa
N'kari
Shalaxi Helbane
Synessa
Zarakynel
Aetaos'Rau'Keres
Amon 'Chakai
Kairos Fateweaver
Madail
Vashtorr
Lesser Daemons: Karanak
Skulltaker
Epidemius
Horticulous Slimux
The Masque
Syll Lewdtongue
The Changeling
The Blue Scribes
Daemon Princes: Angron
Doombreed
Mazarall the Butcher
Samus
Valkia the Bloody
Bubonicus
Foulspawn
Mortarion
Azazel
Dechala
Fulgrim
Esske
Sigvald
Magnus the Red
Werner Flamefist
Skreech Verminking Be'lakor
God-Slayer
Lorgar
M'Kar
Perturabo