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[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Loli Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Loli D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is a [[loli]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.
[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Short Flatchested Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Flatchest D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is [[Loli|short and flatchested]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.


The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubescent female shape.  Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.
The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemonettes in a short, flatchested female shape.  Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem taller and a bit more well endowed, either because Papa Nurgle does not like flat chests, or because he can't tell the difference between short flatchested girls and blobs of embryo and placenta.
:''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.
:''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.


==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)==
==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Flatchest D)==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky loli stars
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky flatchest stars
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Loli D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]]
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Flastchest D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]]
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:FlatchestD Molestan Sister.png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(2).png
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(3).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png  
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
Image:LolinmonetteNdaemonette2.png|Rule'd
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did [[inquisitor]]s believe it? Nope.
Image:Flatchest-daemonette(22).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(24).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad Khârn is sad.
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed Flatchest D to see what she'd look like with boobs. Sad Khârn is sad.
Image:Flatchest-daemonette(23).jpg
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods==
==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(10).jpg|It's not what you think though.  The Khorne Flatchest Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
Image:khornette2.png
Image:khornette2.png
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Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Pedos are so easy to manipulate.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Flatchest lovers are so easy to manipulate.
 
 
Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
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Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
Image:LoliTzeenette.png
Image:LoliTzeenette.png
Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... oldest? What's this hag doing here!?
Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... biggest? What's this tall, big-breasted woman doing here!?
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


==See Also==
[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Loli]][[Category:Promotions]][[Category:NSFW]]
[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926376761650936 NSFW Art]
 
[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Loli]]

Revision as of 22:12, 30 September 2020

This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.

Short Flatchested Daemonette, commonly shortened to Flatchest D., is the name given to a Slaaneshi daemonette. Who is short and flatchested. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other Chaos Gods, but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemonettes in a short, flatchested female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem taller and a bit more well endowed, either because Papa Nurgle does not like flat chests, or because he can't tell the difference between short flatchested girls and blobs of embryo and placenta.

Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.

Gallery (of Slaaneshi Flatchest D)

Gallery for the other Chaos Gods