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[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]''' | [[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Short Flatchested Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Flatchest D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is [[Loli|short and flatchested]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister. | ||
The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ | The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemonettes in a short, flatchested female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem taller and a bit more well endowed, either because Papa Nurgle does not like flat chests, or because he can't tell the difference between short flatchested girls and blobs of embryo and placenta. | ||
:''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though. | :''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though. | ||
==Gallery (of Slaaneshi | ==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Flatchest D)== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png | Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png | ||
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee) | Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee) | ||
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky | Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky flatchest stars | ||
Image:1190309886953.jpg| | Image:1190309886953.jpg|Flastchest D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]] | ||
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg | Image:Loli-demon1.jpg | ||
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg | Image:Loli-demon2.jpg | ||
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg | Image:Loli-demon3.jpg | ||
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg | Image:Loli-demon4.jpg | ||
Image:FlatchestD Molestan Sister.png | |||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though. | Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though. | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png | Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png | ||
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(2).png | |||
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(3).png | |||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png | Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png | Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did | Image:LolinmonetteNdaemonette2.png|Rule'd | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did [[inquisitor]]s believe it? Nope. | |||
Image:Flatchest-daemonette(22).jpg | |||
Image:Loli-daemonette(24).jpg | |||
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png | Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png | ||
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png | Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png | ||
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed | Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed Flatchest D to see what she'd look like with boobs. Sad Khârn is sad. | ||
Image:Flatchest-daemonette(23).jpg | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods== | ==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Flatchest-daemonette_(10).jpg|It's not what you think though. The Khorne Flatchest Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass. | |||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan". | Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan". | ||
Image:khornette2.png | Image:khornette2.png | ||
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Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..." | Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..." | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png | Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg| | Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Flatchest lovers are so easy to manipulate. | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH? | Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH? | ||
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore. | Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore. | ||
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Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt | Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt | ||
Image:LoliTzeenette.png | Image:LoliTzeenette.png | ||
Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... | Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... biggest? What's this tall, big-breasted woman doing here!? | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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Revision as of 22:12, 30 September 2020
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Short Flatchested Daemonette, commonly shortened to Flatchest D., is the name given to a Slaaneshi daemonette. Who is short and flatchested. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.
The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other Chaos Gods, but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemonettes in a short, flatchested female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem taller and a bit more well endowed, either because Papa Nurgle does not like flat chests, or because he can't tell the difference between short flatchested girls and blobs of embryo and placenta.
- Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.
Gallery (of Slaaneshi Flatchest D)
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Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
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lucky flatchest stars
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Flastchest D and her boyfriend Kharn
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She does look good in it though.
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Rule'd
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Yeah. She told me that too. But did inquisitors believe it? Nope.
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Tzeentch changed Flatchest D to see what she'd look like with boobs. Sad Khârn is sad.
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Gallery for the other Chaos Gods
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It's not what you think though. The Khorne Flatchest Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.
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Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
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"Can I borrow the car, dad?"
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"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
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Flatchest lovers are so easy to manipulate.
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working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
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She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
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Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
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The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... biggest? What's this tall, big-breasted woman doing here!?