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(no u, that should've have be in the loli page, not in the short porn page. It's completely unrelated to Shortstack.)
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'''Shortstack''' is slang assimilated into the [[/tg/]] [[lexicon]] from [[/d/]] describing an attractive female of an unusually short stature. Unlike a [[loli]], though, a shortstack has the same physique as a grown woman, just squashed vertically. This has the effect of accentuating dat ass and dem tits to unreal levels while preserving the appeal of a man-portable fuckbuddy.
'''Shortstack''' is slang assimilated into the [[/tg/]] [[lexicon]] from [[/d/]] describing an attractive female of an unusually short stature. Unlike a [[loli]], though, a shortstack has the same physique as a grown woman, just squashed vertically. This has the effect of accentuating dat ass and dem tits to unreal levels while preserving the appeal of a man-portable fuckbuddy.


<s>The shortstack's weeaboo cousin is the oppai loli, a loli with adult-sized (or larger) breasts. Needless to say, the oppai loli is of only tangential relevance to /tg/, mainly springing from its appearances in [[Mon Musu Quest!]] and related media.</s> {{BLAM}}
The shortstack's weeaboo cousin is the oppai loli, a loli with adult-sized (or larger) breasts. Needless to say, the oppai loli is of only tangential relevance to /tg/, mainly springing from its appearances in [[Mon Musu Quest!]] and related media.


Shortstacks in /tg/ media usually cross-pollinate with [[monstergirls]], as the fact a woman hails from a non-human race is used as an excuse to get away with giving them a distinctly unrealistic build. Popular shortstack races on /tg/ include the [[kobold]], [[goblin]], [[gnome]], [[halfling]] and [[dwarf]].
Shortstacks in /tg/ media usually cross-pollinate with [[monstergirls]], as the fact a woman hails from a non-human race is used as an excuse to get away with giving them a distinctly unrealistic build. Popular shortstack races on /tg/ include the [[kobold]], [[goblin]], [[gnome]], [[halfling]] and [[dwarf]].

Revision as of 10:54, 8 July 2018

This article or section is about Monstergirls (or a monster that is frequently depicted as a Monstergirl), something that /tg/ widely considers to be the purest form of awesome. Expect PROMOTIONS! and /d/elight in equal measure, often with drawfaggotry or writefaggotry to match.

Shortstack is slang assimilated into the /tg/ lexicon from /d/ describing an attractive female of an unusually short stature. Unlike a loli, though, a shortstack has the same physique as a grown woman, just squashed vertically. This has the effect of accentuating dat ass and dem tits to unreal levels while preserving the appeal of a man-portable fuckbuddy.

The shortstack's weeaboo cousin is the oppai loli, a loli with adult-sized (or larger) breasts. Needless to say, the oppai loli is of only tangential relevance to /tg/, mainly springing from its appearances in Mon Musu Quest! and related media.

Shortstacks in /tg/ media usually cross-pollinate with monstergirls, as the fact a woman hails from a non-human race is used as an excuse to get away with giving them a distinctly unrealistic build. Popular shortstack races on /tg/ include the kobold, goblin, gnome, halfling and dwarf.

Despite what one might think, the shortstack can freely cross-pollinate with either the musclegirl (being short doesn't mean that you can't be fit), the amazon (likewise, short girls can still be sexually forward & dominant, especially dwarves), or both.

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