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Image:Daemonxmas copy.jpg|Slaanesh can be festive as well.  
Image:Daemonxmas copy.jpg|Slaanesh can be festive as well.  
Image:Lurvemudkipz.JPG|It is possible that some [[pokémon]] are susceptible to Chaotic influence.  
Image:Lurvemudkipz.JPG|It is possible that some [[pokémon]] are susceptible to Chaotic influence.  
Image:Basement.JPG|...and you get your own personal slaves and basement!
Image:Slaaneshi mudkips.JPG|Oh god. ;_;
Image:Slaaneshi mudkips.JPG|Oh god. ;_;
Image:Slaanesh trainer.jpg|There is no excuse or explanation for this.  
Image:Slaanesh trainer.jpg|There is no excuse or explanation for this.  

Revision as of 14:38, 12 October 2009

This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.

Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.

PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins.

WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY MAJOR PHYSICAL OR PYSCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. ALSO, DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!

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