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<strike>'''SLAANESH AND HIS WORSHIPPERS WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!!'''</strike> ''Awright, which one of you guys let the [[Commissar]] in here?'' | <strike>'''SLAANESH AND HIS WORSHIPPERS WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!!'''</strike> ''Awright, which one of you guys let the [[Commissar]] in here?'' | ||
It is a well known fact that the [[Emperor|Emperors]] Nero and Caligula were worshipers of Slaanesh. Also, during a bet against Khorne, Slaanesh placed his money and power on Rome, where Khorne placed it on the Barbarians. Guess who won. | It is a well known fact that the [[Emperor|Emperors]] Nero and Caligula were worshipers of Slaanesh. Also, during a bet against Khorne, Slaanesh placed his money and power on Rome, where Khorne placed it on the Barbarians. [[Khorne|Guess who won.]] | ||
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Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.
PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins. Come to that, it's been argued that Slaanesh is the god of sensation, feeling, doing things. Slaaneshi cultists will burn themselves alive if it means they get to feel something new. So, expanding on the previous statement, anything can fall under pleasure, even massive self-mutilation.
SLAANESH AND HIS WORSHIPPERS WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!! Awright, which one of you guys let the Commissar in here?
It is a well known fact that the Emperors Nero and Caligula were worshipers of Slaanesh. Also, during a bet against Khorne, Slaanesh placed his money and power on Rome, where Khorne placed it on the Barbarians. Guess who won.
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Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it... Don't dream it, be it...
The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy | |
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Four Main Chaos Gods: | Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch |
Other Gods of Chaos: | Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin |
Chaos Gods of Law: | Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger |