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Whilst [[Star Trek]] has never been known as the most awesome of settings by [[/tg/]] save for some rare bits of win here and there, Star Trek IX is to the Star Trek universe as [[Matt Ward|Codex: Grey Knights]] is to [[Warhammer 40,000]] - a work of such incomprehensible nonsense and utter failure that it is honestly terrifying to look upon. Monumentally idiotic to the point of being subject to nearly as much mockery as [[Chakat]]s in the Star Trek universe, Star Trek IX is [[FAIL|utter shit]], and its creator, J.J. Abrams, is a hack of the worst order. | Whilst [[Star Trek]] has never been known as the most awesome of settings by [[/tg/]] save for some rare bits of win here and there, Star Trek IX is to the Star Trek universe as [[Matt Ward|Codex: Grey Knights]] is to [[Warhammer 40,000]] - a work of such incomprehensible nonsense and utter failure that it is honestly terrifying to look upon. Monumentally idiotic to the point of being subject to nearly as much mockery as [[Chakat]]s in the Star Trek universe, Star Trek IX is [[FAIL|utter shit]], and its creator, J.J. Abrams, is a hack of the worst order. | ||
And the numb-skullery does not end there. Whispered amongst the void between stars and pointedly | And the numb-skullery does not end there. Whispered amongst the void between stars and pointedly avoided as a conversation piece in social gatherings of the higher geek Echelons, it is said that Abrams, not satisfied with the pillaging and slaughter of 40 years of geek history, is once again creating menace to sci-fi families everywhere. His Star Trek X. | ||
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STAR TREK IX (2009)
Whilst Star Trek has never been known as the most awesome of settings by /tg/ save for some rare bits of win here and there, Star Trek IX is to the Star Trek universe as Codex: Grey Knights is to Warhammer 40,000 - a work of such incomprehensible nonsense and utter failure that it is honestly terrifying to look upon. Monumentally idiotic to the point of being subject to nearly as much mockery as Chakats in the Star Trek universe, Star Trek IX is utter shit, and its creator, J.J. Abrams, is a hack of the worst order.
And the numb-skullery does not end there. Whispered amongst the void between stars and pointedly avoided as a conversation piece in social gatherings of the higher geek Echelons, it is said that Abrams, not satisfied with the pillaging and slaughter of 40 years of geek history, is once again creating menace to sci-fi families everywhere. His Star Trek X.