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==Things that rock==
==Things that rock==
This movie is fucking awesome. Here are some reasons why.
This movie is fucking awesome. Here are some reasons why.
*Giant monsters that eat ten foot tall [[Furry|na'vi]] [[Elf|warriors]] for breakfast.
*Giant monsters that eat ten foot tall [[Furry|Na'vi]] [[Elf|warriors]] for breakfast.
*Large amounts of furries slaughtered like livestock.
*Large amounts of furries slaughtered like livestock.
*Furries armed with bows and arrows can kill helicopters.
*Furries armed with bows and arrows can kill helicopters.
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*The mechs don't have gun arms! (But that's because they are multi-purpose machines, not originally meant for combat. Think of them as fork-trucks. But they could have had it shoulder-mounted. Jeez.)(and they carry big ass guns, and a fucking KNIFE!)
*The mechs don't have gun arms! (But that's because they are multi-purpose machines, not originally meant for combat. Think of them as fork-trucks. But they could have had it shoulder-mounted. Jeez.)(and they carry big ass guns, and a fucking KNIFE!)
*The blue things breed with their hair. They also use their breeding things with animals. Yes, that means...
*The blue things breed with their hair. They also use their breeding things with animals. Yes, that means...
*The marines are depicted as ruthless douche-bag mercanaries.
*The marines are depicted as ruthless douche-bag mercenaries.
*Unforgivable lack of [[Exterminatus|orbital bombardment or nukes]] or any semi-intelligent millitary tactics.
*Unforgivable lack of [[Exterminatus|orbital bombardment or nukes]] or any semi-intelligent military tactics.
*The humans aren't [[Imperium|big]] [[Grimdark|enough]] douche-bags. Because we all know [[Space Marine|Catholic Space Nazis]] are the bomb.
*The humans aren't [[Imperium|big]] [[Grimdark|enough]] douche-bags. Because we all know [[Space Marine|Catholic Space Nazis]] are the bomb.
*Only one  marine, a [[Commissar Fuklaw|Colonel Miles Quaritch]], had [[Imperial Guard|balls of steel]].
*Only one  marine, a [[Commissar Fuklaw|Colonel Miles Quaritch]], had [[Imperial Guard|balls of steel]].
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image:Pocahontas avatar.gif|The first rough draft of the script.
image:Pocahontas avatar.gif|The first rough draft of the script.
image:Avatar.jpg|One of the most iconic victories in the movie
image:Avatar.jpg|One of the most iconic victories in the movie.
image:Avatar-makeup-3d-modeling.png|An upclose look at a Na'vi specimen.
image:Avatar-makeup-3d-modeling.png|An up-close look at a Na'vi specimen.
image:avatar creation.jpg| The avatar creation program in progress
image:avatar creation.jpg| The avatar creation program in progress.
image:avatar-spoiler.jpg| Read this comic and you basically have seen the whole movie.
image:avatar-spoiler.jpg| Read this comic and you basically have seen the whole movie.
image:Avatar-The-Vigil-Idiot1.jpg|The whole movie, beggining to end.
image:Avatar-The-Vigil-Idiot1.jpg|The whole movie, beginning to end.
image:a.jpg|A na'vi mating ritual in process
image:a.jpg|A na'vi mating ritual in process.
image:thisispandora.jpg|
image:thisispandora.jpg|
image:Avatar-001.jpg|For some reason, he doesn't realize the giant, growling monster 2 feet away from him.
image:Avatar-001.jpg|For some reason, he doesn't realize the giant, growling monster 2 feet away from him.
image:0.jpg|THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
image:0.jpg|THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
image:Avatar_shoopface_by_vfalconi.jpg|Unleash the furry
image:Avatar_shoopface_by_vfalconi.jpg|Unleash the furry!
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</gallery>


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Avatar is a totally fuck awesome movie by James Cameron. It involves a cool jungle moons, a huge amount of weird animals, power-hungry humans mining for a ridiculously named material (Unobtainium, seriously, who came up with that name?!) and a race of hot blue natives known as the Na'vi.

Things that rock

This movie is fucking awesome. Here are some reasons why.

  • Giant monsters that eat ten foot tall Na'vi warriors for breakfast.
  • Large amounts of furries slaughtered like livestock.
  • Furries armed with bows and arrows can kill helicopters.
  • Massive evil corporations make ridiculous plans in an attempt to make loadsa money.

Things that suck

Of course, nothing is ever perfect.There are alot of things wrong with it. Such things include:

  • The movie is a total rip-off of Disney's Pochahontas
  • Anytime a cool creature shows up, the camera changes to a view of random blue guys
  • 2 words: crippled marine!!!!!11l||!!!11!
  • The mechs don't have gun arms! (But that's because they are multi-purpose machines, not originally meant for combat. Think of them as fork-trucks. But they could have had it shoulder-mounted. Jeez.)(and they carry big ass guns, and a fucking KNIFE!)
  • The blue things breed with their hair. They also use their breeding things with animals. Yes, that means...
  • The marines are depicted as ruthless douche-bag mercenaries.
  • Unforgivable lack of orbital bombardment or nukes or any semi-intelligent military tactics.
  • The humans aren't big enough douche-bags. Because we all know Catholic Space Nazis are the bomb.
  • Only one marine, a Colonel Miles Quaritch, had balls of steel.
  • Blue Exodite Eldar? Fuck you James Cameron, fuck you with a chainsword.
  • Xenos love? That's EXTRA HERETICAL!
  • FUCKING FURRIES!
  • No tactical genius whatsoever.( I mean, who charges a fucking gun line with cavalry armed with bows and arrows?)
  • The film insinuates that xenocide is bad. But we all know how one should deal with spess elves.

And Another Thing

And another side note: The blue space elf people didn't really think too hard when they let the humans go in the end of the movie... so in about ten years the humans will return.... with bombs.

And a psychotic old man does a review slagging Avatar at YouTube.

Gallery

  • The first rough draft of the script.

    The first rough draft of the script.

  • One of the most iconic victories in the movie.

    One of the most iconic victories in the movie.

  • An up-close look at a Na'vi specimen.

    An up-close look at a Na'vi specimen.

  • The avatar creation program in progress.

    The avatar creation program in progress.

  • Read this comic and you basically have seen the whole movie.

    Read this comic and you basically have seen the whole movie.

  • The whole movie, beginning to end.

    The whole movie, beginning to end.

  • A na'vi mating ritual in process.

    A na'vi mating ritual in process.

  • For some reason, he doesn't realize the giant, growling monster 2 feet away from him.

    For some reason, he doesn't realize the giant, growling monster 2 feet away from him.

  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

  • Unleash the furry!

    Unleash the furry!

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