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==The... "Thing"==
==The... "Thing"==


Okay, let's get serious. For what we know (as June/29. Apocalypse isn't released yet), the Tesseract Vault is a [[Necron]] machine which contains the essence and power of a [[C'Tan|Trascendant C'Tan]]. But at the same time let the C'Tan uses his/hers/its massive powers of rape  exactly the same like he was on ints own. The result... well, [[Anal Circumference|you know how it will end]].
Okay, let's get serious. For what we know (as July-14. Apocalypse is recently released), the Tesseract Vault is a [[Necron]] machine which contains the essence and power of a [[C'Tan|Trascendant C'Tan]]. But at the same time let the C'Tan uses his/hers/its massive powers of rape  exactly the same like he was on ints own. The result... well, [[Anal Circumference|you know how it will end]].


In defense of the poor [[Rape|power-stripped]] C'Tan I'll say that he/she/it does't like that (and who would?) and he uses every bit of power left within him to unshackle him/her/itself by destroying the Vault bit by bit in the process... if weren't for the legions of Canoptek Spiders and Scarabs who repair it continually, rendering his/her/its effots irrelevant and useless.
In defense of the poor [[Rape|power-stripped]] C'Tan I'll say that he/she/it does't like that (and who would?) and he uses every bit of power left within him to unshackle him/her/itself by destroying the Vault bit by bit in the process... if weren't for the legions of Canoptek Spiders and Scarabs who repair it continually, rendering his/her/its effots irrelevant and useless.

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So, we've got this ultra-powerful being trapped inside a cage so we can use it anytime and anyhow we want. Where I've seen this before?

The Necrons have their own Super heavy! And a Flyer no less! And with a C'Tan Shard trapped inside fueling the entire thing! YAY!

WTF!!??

Seriously GW, don't you think that you has already assraped the C'Tan enough already?

The... "Thing"

Okay, let's get serious. For what we know (as July-14. Apocalypse is recently released), the Tesseract Vault is a Necron machine which contains the essence and power of a Trascendant C'Tan. But at the same time let the C'Tan uses his/hers/its massive powers of rape exactly the same like he was on ints own. The result... well, you know how it will end.

In defense of the poor power-stripped C'Tan I'll say that he/she/it does't like that (and who would?) and he uses every bit of power left within him to unshackle him/her/itself by destroying the Vault bit by bit in the process... if weren't for the legions of Canoptek Spiders and Scarabs who repair it continually, rendering his/her/its effots irrelevant and useless.

Something like this could only be born in certain someone's mind...

Da rulz

Apocalypse 6th ed. haven't been released yet so... You'll have to wait. The only thing sure is that it's a Super Heavy and limited only to Apocalypse games. For now at least, you can never be sure that the bigass things remain in their leagues anymore.

See Also

  • Apocalypse - Tis is the game mode where you can play this... thing.