BBB Equipment

Equipment tables, suggestions, and ideas for the Braindead Bimbo Barbarians game. As with the main game, this is all early beta at best, though some small amount of testing has been done and it's more-or-less playable.

Overview

It is generally assumed that a bimbo can have a top, a bottom, and shoes. These three items serve an important function through the Wardrobe Malfunction rule. A bimbo may have any number of accessories or weapons, though at some point it may get ridiculous. It is assumed that a bimbo can only wield one heavy weapon at a time, and no more than two light weapons, though GM discretion always applies. If a garment, accessory, or weapon has special properties, it must be worn or wielded at the time the ability is activated (so you don't get the benefit of an enchanted push-up bra that you've got in a closet at home).

Random Generation

The following are intended as master tables for randomly-stocked purveyors of equipment, items found in treasure hordes and abandoned closets, et cetera.

Outfit Material Generation Tables

To randomize entire outfits, use these tables to generate a garment material, primary decorative material, secondary decorative material, and lining material. Fill in these materials as needed for all parts of the outfit. Otherwise, you may generate items individually.

d6	Garment Material	Primary Decorative Material	Secondary Decorative Material	Lining Material
1:	Cloth	Cloth	Metal	Cloth
2:	Cloth	Cloth	Metal	Cloth
3:	Metal	Metal	Metal	Fur
4:	Fur	Fur	Gem	Fur
5:	Leather	Leather	Gem	Leather
6:	Leather	Leather	Gem	Leather

• For footwear, add two to the garment material type (more likely to be leather, won't be cloth). Roll footwear separately if creating a full outfit and the garment material would otherwise be "cloth"

Cloth

d6	Low Quality	Medium Quality	High Quality
1:	canvas	satin	silk
2:	canvas	satin	silk
3:	cotton	satin	silk
4:	cotton	velvet	fishnet
5:	wool	velvet	fishnet
6:	wool	velvet	fishnet

Metal

d6	Low Quality	Medium Quality	High Quality
1:	copper	bronze	gold
2:	copper	bronze	gold
3:	chrome	iron	platinum
4:	brass	iron	platinum
5:	tin	steel	titanium
6:	nickel	silver	titanium

Fur

d6	Low Quality	Medium Quality	High Quality
1:	beaver	wolf	leopard
2:	beaver	wolf	leopard
3:	deer	wolf	tiger
4:	deer	bear	cheetah
5:	rabbit	bear	zebra
6:	rabbit	bear	zebra

Leather

d6	Low Quality	Medium Quality	High Quality
1:	raw	black	white
2:	raw	black	white
3:	raw	black	white
4:	brown	maroon	red
5:	brown	maroon	red
6:	brown	maroon	red

Gem

d6	Low Quality	Medium Quality	High Quality
1:	rhinestone	lapis lazuli	diamond
2:	rhinestone	lapis lazuli	diamond
3:	bone	lapis lazuli	sapphire
4:	bone	amber	sapphire
5:	cubic zirconia	amber	ruby
6:	cubic zirconia	amber	ruby

Decorations

Many pieces of equipment, whether garments, weapons, or accessories, have additional embellishments on them. The following is a general table for use in random equipment creation:

d6	Decoration Type
1:	studded with [secondary decoration material]
2:	lined with [lining material]
3:	encircled by bands of [primary decoration material]
4:	menacing with spikes of [secondary decoration material]
5:	decorated with an image of [image type] in [primary decoration material]
6:	decorated by hanging rings of [primary decoration material]

d6	Image Type
1:	a skull
2:	a heart
3:	foreign calligraphy
4:	the designer's mark
5:	a diamond
6:	an eye

Equipment Generation Tables

To generate equipment using these tables, start with the sentence at the top and roll d6s to fill in the brackets. These tables are an optional tool for the DM.

Shoes

This is a pair of [garment material] [base shoes]. They are [heel type] [decoration type].

d6	Base Shoes
1-2:	sandals
3-4:	[boot size] boots
5-6:	pumps

d6	Boot Size
1:	ankle high
2:	mid calf
3:	below the knee
4:	knee high
5:	above the knee
6:	thigh high

d6	Heel Type
1:	flats
2:	short wedges
3:	high wedges
4:	stilettos
5:	platforms
6:	stilettos, with platformed toes

Bottoms

This is a [garment material][base bottoms]. It is [decoration type].

d8	Base Bottoms
1:	thong
2:	miniskirt
3:	loincloth
4:	pair of hotpants
5:	skirt
6:	pair of panties
7:	tight leggings
8:	roll again, add long stockings to result

Tops

This is a [garment material][base tops]. [Pauldron Base] It is [decoration type].

d6	Base Tops
1:	bodice
2:	tube
3:	string bikini top
4:	titplate
5:	bra
6:	halter top

d6	Pauldron Base
1:	Skip.
2:	It has one small [garment material] pauldrons attached.
3:	It has two small [garment material] pauldrons attached.
4:	It has one large [garment material] pauldrons attached.
5:	It has two large [garment material] pauldrons attached.
6:	It has one large and one small [garment material] pauldrons attached.

Accessories

This is a [garment material][base accessory]. It is [decoration type].

d6	Base Accessory
1:	pair of glasses.
2:	bag.
3:	[Headwear Type].
4:	ring.
5:	[Bracelet Type].
6:	[Necklace Type].

d6	Headwear Type	Bracelet Type	Glove Length	Necklace Type
1:	crown	[Glove length] glove	wrist length	collar
2:	tiara	bracer	wrist length	choker
3:	headband	wristband	elbow length	necklace
4:	skullcap	armguard	elbow length	neck guard
5:	helmet	armband	shoulder length	ruffle
6:	hair tie	elbow pad	shoulder length	tie

Heavy Weapons

This is a [weapon material][base weapon][decoration type]. The grip is made of [lining type].

d6	Weapon material:
1-2:	iron
3-4:	steel
5-6:	bronze

d6	Base Weapon:	Ranged	Long	Normal	Close	Skin-To-Skin	Save
1:	[sword type] sword	n/a	penalty	normal	penalty	n/a	medium (2) difficulty
2:	[axe type]	n/a	penalty	normal	n/a	n/a	hard (3) difficulty
3:	[hammer type] hammer	n/a	penalty	normal	n/a	n/a	hard (3) difficulty
4:	[flail type] flail	n/a	penalty	normal	n/a	n/a	hard (3) difficulty
5:	[mace type] mace	n/a	penalty	normal	n/a	n/a	hard (3) difficulty
6:	[spear type] spear	normal	normal	penalty	n/a	n/a	hard (3) difficulty

d6	Sword Type:	Axe type:	Hammer Type
1:	straight bladed, single edged	single bladed	single headed, round
2:	straight bladed, double edged	single bladed, bearded	single headed, square
3:	curved bladed, single edged	double bladed	single headed, round, spiked
4:	curved bladed, double edged	double bladed, bearded	single headed, square, spiked
5:	wave bladed	single bladed, spiked	double headed, round
6:	serrated	single bladed, bearded, spiked	double headed, square

d6	Flail Type	Mace Type	Spear Type
1:	single headed	round	broad headed
2:	spiked	flanged	narrow headed
3:	flanged	studded	flanged
4:	triple headed	spiked	barred
5:	triple headed, spiked	headless, spiked	serrated
6:	triple headed, flanged	banded	barbed

Light Weapons

This is a [base weapon], [decoration type].

d6	Base Weapon	Ranged	Long	Normal	Close	Skin-To-Skin	Save
1-2:	[Dagger Type] dagger	normal	n/a	penalty	normal	normal	easy (1) difficulty (hard when flanking)
3-4:	[Whip Type] whip	n/a	normal	normal	penalty	normal	easy (1) difficulty, can trip and disarm without penalty
5-6:	[Bow Type] bow	normal	n/a	n/a	n/a	n/a	easy (1) difficulty

d6	Dagger Type	Whip Type	Bow Type
1:	long bladed	weighted	flat
2:	short bladed	black leather	short
3:	wave bladed	brown leather	long
4:	serrated	multi-tailed	decurve
5:	tapered	barbed	recurve
6:	broad bladed	woven	composite

Magic Item Properties

The following list is of special abilities granted by magic, amazing sci-fi, or by the basic conceits of the Braindead Bimbo Barbarians genre(s). They are presented with a material type or decoration detail that may be the result of the random equipment tables. Just rolling a particular decoration or material type doesn't mean an item has that ability; the GM must rule that it is a special item and has final say on what abilities, if any, a given item grants.

bone: necromancy

Grasping Hands - hundreds of skeletal hands burst up out of the ground, clawing and grabbing and anything they can catch hold of. Any attempts at movement through the affected area, including to engage, disengage, or change engagement range, are made at an advanced difficulty (Easy -> Normal -> Difficult). The item with this ability is unavailable for any other use so long as the hands are in play.

Skeletal Assistant - Upon command, this item sprouts skeletal arms, legs, hands, and feet. It functions as an animated skeleton with a Skeleton Servitoring skill of 3. The item with this ability is unavailable for any other use so long as the skeletal servitor is in play. If the skeletal servant is incapacitated, the item remains useless until the end of the encounter.

rhinestone/cubic zirconia/diamond: light effects

Bedazzled - An item with this ability may be rendered useless for a full turn to create a dazzling effect that causes all opponents to become disengaged from the item's owner.

Diamond Bedazzled - As with Bedazzled, but affected opponents are treated as no longer engaging anyone, not just the item's owner.

diamond: defensive toughness perk

A Girl's Best Friend - Once per encounter, this item allows its wearer to become totally immune to attacks against her Slap, Legs, or Tits scores for a full turn. Activating this ability does not constitute the owner's action for that turn, and if any of her stats are currently disabled, they are immediately restored, permitting immediate use.

amber: snare/grab/trap effects

Diceless - Once per encounter the owner of this item may automatically succeed at any action that would normally require a die roll. Using this ability renders the item useless for the remainder of the encounter.

Stuck on You - An item with this ability increases the difficulty of all attempts to leave engagement with its owner by one degree (Easy -> Normal -> Difficult). This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

lapis lazuli/sapphire: cold/water effects

Wave-slicing - an item with this ability removes all penalties to movement caused by water or ice, and all penalties to ranged attacks or perception-related Uhm checks caused by fog.

Slippery When Wet - an item with this ability reduces the difficulty of Legs checks to escape grabs or disengage from melee by one degree (Difficult -> Normal -> Easy). This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

What's Cooler than Cool? - an item with this ability enables its owner to make a ranged attack with a Normal Tits check. This ability may only be placed on heavy weapons. This is considered to be a cold or ice effect.

ruby: fire/blood effects bronze: fire

Some Like it Hot - an item with this ability enables its owner to make a ranged attack with a Normal Tits check. This ability may only be placed on heavy weapons. This is considered to be a heat or fire effect.

Too Hot to Handle - Any character attempting to grab or make a skin-to-skin range attack against the owner of an item with this ability is immediately subject to a heat/fire attack. The owner of the item makes a Difficult Tits check to determine if there is an effect. This is resolved after the triggering attack is resolved. This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

fishnet: snaring, immobilizing, disarming effects

Stay A While - an item with this ability reduces the difficulty of attempts by its owner to grab or otherwise restrain an opponent by one degree (Difficult -> Normal -> Easy). This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

Come Hither - an item with this ability allows its owner to make a Normal Tits check to engage an opponent instead of a Legs check. Using this ability renders the item useless for one full turn. This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

satin & silk: facilitate movement, evade snaring/grasping/trapping effects

Slippery When Wet - an item with this ability reduces the difficulty of Legs checks to escape grabs or disengage from melee by one degree (Difficult -> Normal -> Easy). This ability may only be placed on items that are eligible for a Wardrobe Malfunction.

copper: electricity

Zap! - an item with this ability enables its owner to make a ranged attack with a Normal Tits check. This ability may only be placed on heavy weapons. This is considered to be an electrical effect.

wolf/bear/leopard fur: melee combat perk

Hungry Like the Wolf - The owner of an item with this ability is always considered to be flanking any opponent that is engaged by an ally.

bear fur: defensive perk

cheetah fur: speed/movement perk

zebra skin: lesser speed/movement perk