Towergirls

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Towergirls (or Tower Girls) is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure chart detailing a variety of princesses alongside the question of which one(s) the reader would save. It originated from a 'creative' /v/ thread where posters would fill in a meme, the subject of which was a knight bursting through a door with the text "Princess, I've come for you!". The subsequent panel would then be open to the interpretation of the artist. This meme is believed by some to have been inspired by the oft-posted comic depicting a knight rescuing a princess who is revealed to be a kobold. The artist for every major iteration of the Towergirls CYOA thus far (not including 'fan general', 'wyvern/horse princess' edits, etc.) is "Gats" who is seen a the keeper of canon for Towergirls (although he has stated repeatedly that the chart and perks are more suggestion than canon and can be interpreted any way you see fit). The person behind the "Princess, I've come for you!" meme is unknown. Furthermore, a Tumblr user called "Bupi" began a project to craft a figurine of each princess while a user called "FicFicPonyFic" created alternate costume variants.

Within the context of the chart, the "player" is a brave knight who rescues princesses/princes/generals who marry him/her. A large (and constantly growing thanks to a template) list is given, as well as rules for that list. Each option has their own Love, Lust, Wealth, and Power stats along with Likes and Dislikes. Each also has one or more Dowry options, most of which increase the appeal of that princess (compatible sexual organs, the ability to reciprocate emotion, the ability to live comfortably in the princess's environment, and so on). Some however have idols or companions instead of Dowries. Many in earlier incarnations have an army option, although this comes as both an advantage and a disadvantage at times (for example Ant Princess is very poor but has a very large army but they are loyal to her instead of you, or Fish Princess whose army cannot fight on land) although later versions dropped this.

Players may build a harem, or stick to one or two princesses for maximum benefit. Princesses come in multiple tiers, and knights come in multiple flavors (including "is a girl").

The game has far-reaching popularity, with boards like /co/ and /vg/ adding related Princesses (like Krogan Princess, or McDuck Princess) to their charts. Tumblr has also developed a Towergirls community of artists.

For those who claim the concept is sexist, one must remember that the game is essentially the often-praised romantic subplot of games such as Mass Effect and Dragon Age but with all the pesky non-romance content removed. Also any animation. For now. Those who want to claim sexism are free to rule 63 anything on the chart using one of the items a Generation I Princess bestows. Technically speaking there is a non-"harem builder" element as there is suggested risk in rescuing, empire-building, and actually getting romantic attachment between you. However, this is left to your imagination currently. It is left unestablished whether or not your peasants will blend with the peoples of the princesses.

Current Version

All Three Generations, 60 princesses, plus neutral companions and bonus rewards, all done. Once again proving /tg/ gets shit done, at least when somebody with actual talent helps out.

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Origin

Possible Pre-Origin Inspiration

What may have started it all. The artist is "Guoh".

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Continuation

After the initial popularity, the comic was continued by other artists to its...logical conclusion.

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The /v/ Meme

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  The /v/ template.

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  The alternate template.

Gats' Towergirls

In continual development.

Charts

Soon, there were thought experiments, from whence all others sprang.

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  Take your pick, lads.

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  Featuring both changes for "balance," and some beefcake for all you lady knights out there!

OC's

The general template.

Princesses come in three different types thus far. Generation I types have two Dowry items granting boons or powers. Generation II have an idol, which has a top and bottom representing the effects of worshiping or renouncing that idol. Generation III have a companion or companions of some kind (although in two cases this is just the princess taking up two spaces) and two bonuses, one awarded to wealthy Knights and one to powerful Knights. All Generations have a Lust Bonus attained for fulfilling their desires and being a dutiful husband. All princesses have a small crown, and appear in a chibi style. The description includes flavor text, the name of their kingdom (note that some share kingdoms), perks and disadvantages, and finally two fetishes/desires and one thing they will not accept or tolerate. All princesses have stats spread out 9 points between Love (their loyalty/maximum emotional connection), Lust (how difficult it is to attain their lust bonus/how dutiful you must be), Wealth, and Power (both representing the territory and miltitary they bring).

Knights have a name (some like Ace have a specific name, others like Lantern Knight have a general name). All Knights have a helmet.

All fonts used in Towergirls are Bebas Neue and 04b_19. free download in See Also below.

Knights

The player character.

Ace, The Knight

A young, inexperienced knight at the begining of their journey.

Because the protagonist needs some love too, right? Ace is an average human, the jack of all trades who gets to invest some extra points somewhere to specialize himself and is otherwise just your typical xeno-loving average to low intelligence human protagonist. Ed. Note: Ace is not the Canon knight depicted in the original meme, just a creation OC of a series of pictures featuring said knight porking every one of the first generation princesses currently being released by Markydaysaid for a patron called ACE

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Bash Knight

A fearful yet kind-hearted man from quaint village which has never raised a hero. His only goal is the safety of those in need.

Cardboard Knight

A scribe from a small boring kingdom. With his mom's help, he's assembled a suit of armor to try and build his perfect OTP fetish hare.

Cat Knight

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  Baked and delivered Italian food when not fighting crime in his youth.

Copper Knight

An eldrith entity possesing an ancient set of copper armor on a quest to discover what it is to be human. Also, booty.

Deliquent Knight

A teenage knight from small town, he seeks to find his father, helping and rescuing those he can along the way.

Demon Knight

Warrior of a demonic legion, this infernal knight is searching for worthy opponents to test his skills.

Edge Knight

A man living permanently on the edge, he seeks blood and pain in battle and can't fathom why would anyone think being an edgelord is anything but serious business.

Gold Knight

A mysterious knight who wears his wealth upon his sleeve. Who would trust this guy?

Lantern Knight

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Man-at-arms

An average rank and file soldier that somehow got contracted to save the princesses despite the likehood that he will fail and die horribly.

Peasant Knight

A rookie knight from the endless fields. Short on experience, but he possesses the potential to one day be a real hero.

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Plunder Knight

A knight from the high seas who seeks to add "Savior of princesses" to his resume of "Explorer" and "Treasure hunter".

Valkyrie Knight

A heavenly heroine sent by a pantheon of warrior deities, this knightly femme is more than a match for any monster that crosses her path.

Generation I

The first generation of princesses are held by the first Dragon Princess, who most likely wants to eat them. You are a young knight on your first quest, armed with a sword and a bag containing an assortment of chocolates shaped like penises (no, you aren't allowed to ask why) and have a magic wagon to carry the damsels formerly in distress with. However it only holds four things (regardless of size or weight) other than yourself and a single dowry belonging to the first princess you save, so you must decide whether to fill each space with a dowry or a princess. Any princesses not rescued will either die or be rescued by other knights, you don't know which unless you persuade Dragon Princess 1 to marry you in which case the remaining princesses simply await rescue. Or starvation. Likely rescue. Dragon Princess 1 sits in a cave with her treasure hoard, while the other princesses are to be found in towers arranged around DP1's tower. A Mimic can also be found imitating princesses within. The rules of princess-rescuing (which is universal to all sapient life) involve them giving their dowry to you, to use as you see fit. After rescue, as you spend time with the princess(es) and indulge in their various desires, you build their "lust" stat and upon maxing it out you receive an item or bonus from them (as this happens after rescuing, the cart is not involved).

As you rescue the princesses, your single (very, very small) fief grows as their (usually small) kingdoms/territories are added to it.

Kobold Princess

It should come as no surprise, considering the (rumored) origin of Towergirls, that Kobold Princess is the first and arguably the most well-known princess as well as mascot. Given that she is a Kobold, you most likely get access to her people's trap-making skills when they are added to your kingdom.

Despite the naturally vicious, domineering, and unintelligent behavior shown by most fantasy Kobolds, Kobold Princess has only ever been depicted as cheerfully affectionate (and lusty for the warm-blooded body of the Knight).

As for her actual sex; donut-butt Noill/Sunibee style buttsecks and tail-pulling, while avoiding getting fluids on her horns. Weirdly, she's been depicted by some as only being interested in vaginal sex when it's her breeding season, and otherwise not wanting to fuck at all.

Kobold's first Dowry is the Red Candle, which sets another lifespan (it is not stated that it must be a person's) to your own. This can potentially incentivize a Princess who can (or wants to) hurt you to be more careful, or else let you take a Princess like Golem or Zombie out with you if that would give them a Good End somehow (or you're a dick). As she's traditionally depicted as having a lifespan a fraction of Sir Knight's, it's presumed most will use it to ensure she'll grow old with them in a long, happy, sex-filled life, as opposed to dropping dead of old age before you've been married for more than three years.

Her second is Warm Ore, which produces a strong aura of heat. This can potentially be an item to aid in your murderhoboing Princess rescuing, or enable princesses who are not fond of the cold like Kobold or Dragon Princess 1 to be comfortable in more frigid kingdoms (such as that of Yeti and Dragon Princess 2).

Her Lust Gift is the Gemstone Plug, which can only be removed by Knights. While the most obvious use of this is of course just as a buttplug (that could cause septicemia if you forget to take it out of a Princess before going on another adventure), there is potential for other uses. Maybe sticking it in a wine bottle and giving it as a gift to an unpleasant priest or king?

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Human Princess

Because vanilla isn't a bad flavor. Human princess wants babbys, and fits into a more traditional idea for heirs. She's also quite wealthy, although you must earn that wealth by producing babbys for political marriages. She's the basic stay at home wife, does the cooking for the whole castle and family while worrying about her weight. She's into BDSM and belly-ejaculation, but don't get it in her hair or you'll be the one being tied up and beaten.

Her first Dowry is the Heir's Coin which will give you a substantial amount of wealth for every child you produce (it does not specify it must be with her however).

The P'Orc Bone allows you to alter the size of body parts. The uses should be obvious, but also exploitable.

Her lust gift is the Mithril Rings which function as portal devices (insert tired video game reference here) where something put in one comes out the other end, allowing for anything from instant communication from anywhere in the world allowing you to run your kingdom from abroad, fast and easy transportation of loot, and...having sex with your spouses from a distance which is all most players would use it for.

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  Thus, Skeleton Princess JR was born.

Insect Princess

Insect Princess is an ant-woman, although she lacks the large egg-laying abdomen one would imagine a queen to possess either due to her age or a reproductive style more befitting a biped. Despite this her abdomen is still sensitive, and "spacious". You unfortunately must compete with other males even after marriage; stepping out of the room for five minutes may require you to slaughter more suitors upon returning to your throneroom than Odysseus vanWinkle after a vacation. She's also mostly interested in sex for the result of babies rather than pleasure (although that does not mean she sees the two as mutually exclusive).

Fancanon suggests Insect Princess is in fact far more clever than Sir Knight suspects; behind the image of a small-minded giant ant woman eschewing tea for the entire sugar bowl is in fact the head of The Family, using the dimwitted but loyal Knight as the face for her shady empire ten times as large below the ground as what sits above. She enjoys giving oral and has no gag reflex, likes squeezing genitals between her first pair and second pair of arms, and HATES any "waste" of semen. Get that in an orifice!

The first Dowry she offers is the Pheromone Cluster, which makes the development of cells and fluids instant (allowing one to eliminate the refractory period between ejaculations, as well as other effects like healing wounds and the like).

Her second is the Shining Egg, increasing the gestation development rate of your offspring by 10 times making pregnancies much shorter. Taken for those who want a brood, or perhaps don't want to wait a decade for their Dragon or Elf Princess to give birth to their firstborn.

Her Lust Gift is the Royal Jelly, a pleasant-tasting substance that increases the hourglass features (bust, ass, thighs and hips) of the being who eats it. Eliminate your own Hank Hill features and make your lovers look like they came straight out of Wakfu!

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Skeleton Princess

2Spooky/2scary is a fetish, right?

Created by the Necromancer of the Frozen Church kingdom alongside many other siblings to form his "family", Skeleton Princess was the oldest and spent the most time with him in his earlier days of reading the vast collection of the ancient Dragon (possibly ascended-goddess) Freya, and when her father's attentions were elsewhere she would sneak into the hidden library of erotic literature collected from all races of the world, from the archeological texts written in the age of the great Human empire depicting Orcish Grunting Totems to the diaries of multi-generation familial love of the Rabbit Men. After developing a libido she only understood in the abstract and had no means of satisfying, Skeleton Princess convinced her father of the importance of reestablishing contact with the world of the living. Being sent as a diplomat to the High Forest Kingdom, she reunited with her Zombie kin to establish an embassy where she made an impression both for her sweet words and promises that the living had nothing to fear from her citizens, and behind closed doors for the emotional trauma inflicted when unsuspecting diplomats who were ambushed by a naked skeleton proclaiming herself to be under their spell or broken by their masculine wiles as she forced their unwelcome erections into her obturator foramen while the Zombie Princess watched with glazed interest and a disconcerting hunger. As a result the Skeleton Princess (in every incarnation) combines a very high libido with a lack of the necessary... organs to enjoy it in the traditional manner, although for some reason she seems to enjoy ANY form of stimulation, including dick in eyesocket. Good luck, mate.

While her appearance is spooky, she is depicted by most artists to be shy and affectionate as well as eager to please you in any manner she can. If you can give her a body, she'll happily use her new boobs (and if you're willing to indulge her, would still enjoy rubbing you with her sternum regardless) although with or without skin she's not fond of butt-touching (bony in life and death). She's also got a sense of humor, enjoying both hearing and telling jokes of all kinds.

Her first Dowry is the Soul Dagger, which allows you to swap the appearance of any two people. Not very useful for sex, but can be extremely useful for rescuing and intrigue in the court.

Her second is Dorian's Painting, which makes you immortal so long as either a) the painting is intact, as a phylactery or b) long as you do not see it due to it depicting you as you would naturally be and the sight causing you to become what is depicted. Due to different versions of the referenced story existing, different interpretations exist of the rules this Dowry in the fan community.

Her Lust Gift is the Humming Stud, which allows both partners to feel the same sensations; no more emo staring at the teacake for her, and if a rescue goes bad you can always go for some numbness from her! Also, sex. Obviously. Works for other partners as well, in case you ever wanted to know what having a Breath Weapon or being made of slime felt like.

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  She gets along with Slime and Dragon at least.

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  "That face you make as you get bone-burn is so cute."

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  Ah, tibea'ung again.

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Slime Princess

More talkative than one would expect given that early on in Towergirls history an anon made a Tumblr blog for her. Fancanon is that she's a bit of a bully to your other wives thanks to the manner Bupi posed her in group pictures. The eye-patch looking thing in Slime Princess is actually her core which in scientific terms contains all of the specialized structures within her, or for a more magical interpretation is her soul. She was originally an ordinary princess, although her soul/brain was encased in a gem under unknown circumstances. Her body over time turned to slime, and the gem became the core while her original skeleton remains inside of her. She still retains the personality of a princess along with her new slime urges. Slime Princess enjoys using the properties of her body, like splitting into multiple copies of herself and merging again, shapeshifting, growing or shrinking, and enjoying the gourmet world that comes with being able to dissolve and digest almost anything. Sexually speaking she also enjoys the fact that her amorphous body allows anything to become an orifice, from asscheek to eyeball to stomach to her the front of her wrist. Sexual fluids are also something she's immensely fond of, being something pleasing to her human and her slime urges. That being said, hold your bladder or your skeleton will be joining hers... Although eating you or anyone else is not a danger in Gat's sheet, various artists have presented it nonetheless, and in fact the addition of her having once been a human seems to contradict it as a possibility. Include it at your discretion.

Her first Dowry, the Life Pearl, will let you give objects sentience; while not exactly exploitable sexually, this item has quite a bit of potential for meta-thinking and combination with other Dowries such as Mermaid's Trident.

The second, Supple Moss, allows the user to stretch their body safely past its normal limits. This would allow smaller Princesses to lay with larger Knights, although it can also let you take on a life of fighting crime as Rubberknight!

Her Lust Gift is the Vibrating Goo, which "never stops moving". Use your imagination here (like an unlimited power source, or...stick it up an orifice. Yeah, that works).

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  Slime, no.

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  Bad slime.

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  Very bad slime.

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  Slime, no bully please.

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Mermaid Princess

A kinky, bubbly mermaid who has discovered the surface world and become obsessed with butts bipeds. She enjoys butt stuff, particularly "hotdogging" (the act where gentials are rubbed between buttcheeks) and breatheplay. Even if you can't provide her with a pair of legs, she possesses a scale-free bubblebutt. She's not into feet however as that's a bit too alien for her. Pretty much useless outside of water in her natural state, but her Dowries each compensate for one of her two weaknesses.

As an added perk, her hobby is to dive for treasure giving a potential secondary source of wealth.

The Glass Conch Dowry allows you to create bubbles of water for her so breath, or for any other purpose you can think of like surviving a trek through the desert or putting yourself out if Dragon Princess 1 sneezes.

Her second, the Humble Trident, will give her or any other princess (or person in general) a human form. This can be an easy fix to Princesses normally not sexually compatible ("Who's laughing now, Dragon Princess!? ...you're supposed to stop laughing, dammit!").

Her Max Lust item is the Moist Cloth, which can be rubbed on someone to make them "wet". Whether this is magical or simply because she handed you a wet towel and you thought it was special is open to interpretation.

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Knight Princess

Your horse, or hers? No seriously, take hers. One of the other princesses probably ate yours.

With the original Towergirls lineup where only one princess is chosen, taking Knight Princess resulted in going on a crusade and eventually dying in battle without a permanent home. That is no longer a thing, and instead she simply comes with a loyal band (who will not put up with your cheap shit if you aren't everything Knight Princess wants and more). She herself is very loyal, and a very skilled warrior. She's also got a small chest which she is self-conscious about apparently.

Knight Princess got a backstory with the addition of the enemy Boss Dragon Knight. Two generations ago, there was another Tower event and Knight Princess's grandfather, Prince Knight, rescued her grandmother and had a child. The Dragon Knight of that era, a human who rescued Dragon Queen (then Dragon Princess), killed all the other Knights and Princesses of his era in a dark sacrifice to empower Dragon Queen leaving Knight Princess's parent (unspecified if mother or father) an orphan. Dragon Knight was not made king as the Dragon Queen had no respect for him, and although it is possible he fathered the Dragon Princesses of this generation it's also possible they are from other men as Dragon Queen had her own harem while Dragon Knight was cuckolded time and again. By rescuing Knight Princess, you must fight and defeat Boss Dragon Knight at some point in the future to avenge her grandparents and honor the Towers. It's not known how Knight Princess would interact with the Dragon Princesses.

Knight Princess is one of the Princesses most likely to come with you in rescuing others. She is portrayed as a strong independent woman but isn't tsundere about it, although it's unspecified how she feels about your likely polygamy (she may end up with her own harem of Princes on the side for all you know).

Her first Dowry is her Grandfather's Sword, which guarantees victory over evil. No, you aren't allowed start calling chastity evil. Theoretically, you can use this weapon to easily render much of the rescue process assured (although not necessarily easy, and not everything that is an antagonist is evil).

Her second is the Knights Crest, which commands the loyalty of any other Knight you have beaten in battle and spared. Suddenly, Towergirls goes from waifu-simulator into a teamkilling game...this can actually be used with Boss Dragon Knight to make him your subordinate.

Her Lust Gift is the Lover's Handkerchief, which makes both lovers FAR more aroused the longer apart they are. This can be combined with Human Princess's portal rings to great effect, if that's your thing.

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  Sometimes it's nice to be the one being rescued for a change.

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  Meanwhile, your guards are prepared to repel what sounded like the clanking armor of a thousand knights charging the castle walls.

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Harpy Princess

Shiny-stuff loving Harpy who is a cute motherly (and lonely, emotionally vulnurable) type who is capable of carrying her Knight for aerial sexing. However, the risk of her getting distracted by her magpie-like disposition and dropping him mid/post-coitus is listed as one of her drawbacks. She is extremely protective, and may in fact make it safe for you to leave your harem alone to go rescue princesses. She actually enjoys laying eggs, although she's also turned off by messy sex.

Harpy Princess's first Dowry is the Golden Feather, which grants you the ability to fly (it's unspecified if by wings or Superman-style magnetic howdoesitwork).

Her second is the Phoenix Ashes, which upon your death will bring you back to life as a Harpy (jury is out on if you retain your gender and become a bird-person, or are now for sure a female).

Her Max Lust Gift is the Swan's Down, which allows you to lower the age of anyone it is used on. It's possible you can become eternally youthful while still getting a tan this way, although that is only interpretation.

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Boy Princess

Because we want Pixiv interested too! Boy Princess is, as you would have guessed, a small ladyboy in a dress. Not even a Prince technically, he is simply the "Princess" of a large number of peasants who consider him royalty (whether as pop-culture royalty or as a literal royal remains to be seen). He will not maintain his youthful feminine appearance as he ages, thus those interested in him for a...particular fetish may want to consider an age-affecting Dowry from another Princess. Those picking him gain rulership of a very large population of poorly trained but profitable farmers. Boy Princess is into "Poor Little Farm Princess" style sex, including large insertion and bukkake and hates being in a dominant role. For those not interested in him for actual sex with him, it's possible to allow others to take part instead of yourself. Note that it's not stated he is gay (or is any Princess given sexual orientation), making Boy Princess the most important Princess for his Max Lust item.

His first Dowry is the Plentiful Horn, a cornucopia which somehow affects the aging of living things. This is entirely open to interpretation on its use and effects.

His second is the Haystack's Needle, which makes non-combatants into trained soldiers (making this "princess" one to consider for more than just...that fetish).

The Max Lust gift is the Rooster Bell, which swaps the sex of a chosen being. Useful for straight male Knights who want his Dowries or to sex one of the Gen 3 companions who is not in their interest range, and for straight female Knights is mandatory.

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Orc Princess

Rough, rowdy, big-butted she-Orc who considers Sir Knight "her property." She has the heart of a conqueror, and earned her title not by being the daughter of some Orc king but instead by removing the head of anyone who challenged the title and made it watch from a pole as her horde of followers and worshipers pillaged and destroyed the defiant fool's people. By marrying her, you have simply decided that you are making yourself her property rather than any traditional oath of equality and sharing. While there may be a route to get her to see you as her king rather than her servant and champion, it's a rough one that entails being her equal in battle as well as proving an equal competence in pleasuring her. That does not mean however that you can simple get on top and make her your property with a large penis; you must actually prove competent in using it and everything else available to you. Despite this she is more interested in smaller lovers than larger ones, possibly because it's more impressive when they can do as she desires, and she's not fond of tusk-touching. Seriously, don't ask if you can touch them. It's awkward.

She also has no interest in monetary pursuit or possession, instead seeing HER (your) kingdom in terms of land controlled, amount of submissive and useful underlings, and useful things like animals and armaments of war.

Her first Dowry is Primordial Dust, which will give you the strength you need to be by her side in both in battle and bed.

The second is the War Manual, which makes every fight give loot! The munchkin's dream...

Her Max Lust gift is the Grunting Totem, an object that passively makes everyone around it aroused. Perfect for the victory orgy!

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Dwarf Princess I & II

A pair of Dwarf women, the bearded one (Dwarf Princess II) is the oldest child and only daughter of an ancient Dwarf King who had hundreds of children, while the beardless one (I) is the youngest daughter of a similar King from another part of the world. Both are industrious creatures fond of drink (so don't even TRY and outdrink them) who are quick to violence if they do manage to reach intoxication, and find shaving anything to be abhorrent (and thus have a likely similar fetish with Drider Princess for hairy men). II has a beard more impressive than any Dwarf, while I is short even for a race of short stature. Both are very self-conscious when stripped of clothes and like rough drunk sex.

I's first Dowry is Fungus Vodka, which makes the imbiber serene and also think everything around them is much larger than it is (so, basically a way to assure sex that won't result in you having two black eyes and internal bleeding).

I's second Dowry is Dire Brandy, which gives you the ability to see through clothes. Not exactly the most useful thing unless you're a voyeur.

I's Lust Gift is the Golem's Belt, which makes the submissive partner in a relationship unable to remove themselves from the dom's genitals making the dominant partner in complete control. Whatever you do, do NOT let Orc Princess get ahold of it.

II's first Dowry is the Sleek Collar which makes the wearer become VERY masculine.

II's second Dowry is the Slick-Cologne, which makes the wearer become VERY intelligent. These two together may seem great, so long as a Knight can keep their pride under control.

II's Lust Gift is the Sly Comb, which has the power to make everyone aroused. Somehow. Mustaches must be magic when you marry a Dwarf...

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Amazon Princess

Not just a wild woman, but actually a giant (not quite 80 feet tall though). She will hug you, and squeeze you, and love you, and call you George! She is specifically as large and powerful as a Dragon, and with the unspecified sliding scale of princess sizes this could mean somewhere between 7 feet and 20 feet tall (raising the question of how the fuck did she get captured in the first place?!). A bit further in the scale of domination than Orc Princess, Amazon Princess will use your body as she desires without any input from you until she is satisfied. She is extremely jealous and is not willing to share you with anyone else. She will simply place you within her cleavage to travel (or get you away from grabby Princesses). This possessiveness has changed from incarnation to incarnation, however in general she simply will attempt to use her strength and size to ensure you only belong to her and is willing to fight anyone and anything to get her way. She's also got hips for miles...almost literally.

Her first Dowry is the Lion's Pelt, which makes you impossible to track. This is more useful for ambushing or for sneaky-knights, although its use is limited in rescues.

The second is the Ivory Sweat, which will make you her equal in size and might. This is VERY useful not only for dealing with her on her terms, but also if one wishes to romance the Dragon princesses on their terms.

Her Max Lust item, the Beastkin's Mantle, will allow you to shapeshift into any Dire animal. This is useful not only for those who want a more wild time in the sack, but is extremely useful for rescue tactics, can enable the knight to survive the perils of romancing Mermaid and Harpy, and so on.

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  Ready for a night on the jungle!

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Ghost Princess

You mean Skeleton Princess can get nakeder?

The incorporeal Undead of the Necromancer's army, not interested in tomes they could not turn the pages of, wandered in a ghastly mist of pilgrims across the landscape of the mountains north of the High Forest Kingdom eastward. During their travels a single ghost wound up at the center of their congregation, drawing the others through the force of strong personality and will in the otherwise sleepy and listless vapors drifting in the direction of the wind. Her living past was no longer a part of her, save the desire for a large garden. This alone however, the act of moving with intention rather than being moved only by the winds of the frozen hills, was enough to draw the others to her. Although a mute due to the fact her mouth was sewn shut before her death for reasons no longer known by any still in the world, the others came to know her desire and scant recollections as they had few of their own and exchanged them with each other wordlessly. Those who did recall things sought to please their new Princess (a title granted by a royal servant of some lost land who only remembered caring for one in life). A tailor who only remembered the last dress he ever created wove a replica out of the hair of the spirits of women who tended to the Ghost Princess, phantasmal miners killed while digging for metals and gems gave their last haul to a jeweler who's throat was cut by a thief that worked them with purpose and presented incorporeal jewelry rivaling those in the hoards of Dragons to her. The memories of lost lovers who's recollections of the flesh had not faded, those of gluttons who still recalled the tastes and textures of food and drink, those of layabouts who lived in the moments of sitting on a bench and smelling the air carried from fields of flowers and the bakeries of towns all made their recollections available for the pleasure of the Princess, as fresh as if she was really there. Upon finally reaching their destination, the chateau estate nestled in the foothills of the Necromancer's mountains where the family of a merchant in her throng had all perished at the same dinner from a cask of poisoned wine intended for another family. Here they tended the gardens and retook the overgrowth before setting up court within the manor, still containing the original furnishings while wayward spirits brought luxuries from foreign lands as they joined her massive duchy. Every entrance from fence to door is locked and bolted with powerful chains, although this is designed to keep the living away rather than spirits. At night even the average mortal can see the great eternal party where the contented dead rest from their wandering to swap stories from their lives and dote upon the glorious Princess at the center of the subtle celebrations. Humans who attempt to enter the Garden are often ignored, or pushed out by a thousand unseen hands if they offend. Would-be thieves simply vanish, and the Paladins of humanity do not consider the calm and peaceful haunting to be evil and thus leave them be.

As mentioned above, Ghost Princess was not a princess who died but rather is the Princess of Ghosts elected by the people. This makes her quite a bit more legitimate among the undead community and makes her backstory much less tragedy and more potential. Ghost Princess is completely mute, and if angered can pull some spooky poltergeist shit that'll turn your hair white no matter how many otherworldly abominations you've faced; so unless you fancy a clown doll and a tree forcing themselves on you, conduct yourself like a gentleman.

That being said, Ghost Princess is extremely clingy; if you can find a way to give her corporeal form, either through her own Dowry or others, then she'll be unwillingly to part from you and anyone else she's fond of. She'll remain cold to the touch, although Kobold's heating rock can mitigate that. Even if you don't find a way to touch, she's perfectly fine with watching others and will please herself. While she may not be envious of your flesh, she IS of your ability to speak; she's not fond of loud noises, so no banging banshees and don't tap on piano keys.

Dowry #1 is the Bride's Veil, which allows thoughts to be heard. While the obvious use is to allow Ghost Princess to speak, there's something to be said for using it as a Lasso of Truth.

Her second Dowry is the Moonlight Glass, which allows something to become selectively corporeal. The only real use for this is on Ghost Princess herself however.

Her Max Lust Gift is the Desire's Mirror, AKA the Mirror of Erised; look in it, see what you want. While the uses for this aren't readily apparent, from an in-universe perspective it would allow the Knight to figure out what the Princesses want.

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  When you see it...

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Golem Princess

She's your little ימאָרטאַל שיינע.

Golem Princess is functionally immortal, being impervious to almost all physical damage possible and as a result is most likely (unless you become immortal) doomed to a Bad End herself as she will remain by your side and protect you, even as you rot in your grave and the last stars of the universe fade. So watch your health, okay? Otherwise, she can run out of power requiring you to wind her back up again.

Golem Princess is actually the first Golem to be created by other Golems, making her the first true "born" Golem and has the personality of Rule 63 Baymax (or a silent Drossel von Flügel) in that she is curious of the world around her and possesses the capacity to actually show initiative and curiosity.

Golem Princess's first Dowry is the Clockwork Heart, which turns a living being into an automaton. While the most obvious use is as another way to make yourself immortal, although there are potentially other uses.

Golem Princess's second Dowry is the Eternal Key, which reduces fatigue when it is cranked. Useful for sex obviously allowing for the knight to have unlimited energy, but also has non-romance applications as the knight no longer needs to sleep, and can keep walking/working/fighting so long as they remember to turn the key on themselves.

Golem's Max Lust Gift is the Mystical Hole; a magical pocket masturbator which can sync with another thing to give them the sensation of a vagina. While the most obvious use is to give Princesses like Golem or Skeleton a way to feel sex without turning them human using Mermaid Princess's Trident, it can also be used if you ever had the fancy to give males an understanding of the female side of sex.

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  She's got a thing for shiny metal asses. Luckily you have one too.

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  WORST END!

Succubus Princess

Desert-dwelling demoness. She has mastered all forms of the erotic arts, specifically those of dancing, and has a massive harem of both male and female lovers that she has collected. If you pick her, you're her bottom bitch and just one of her fucktoys (which is mostly a case of role-reversal. Not so fun now, is it? Well, maybe it still is, just a little bit. Or a lot). Fortunately, her route no longer typically costs your soul to end up toppin'. You DO however have to become knowledgable about sex yourself, because that position is one you must fuck to keep. She is more than capable of killing the knight via Snu-Snu, whether from immolation caused by an orgasm or from exhaustion in the desert heat.

Her first Dowry, the Sun Diamond, is the opposite of Kobold's Warm Ore as it produces a cool breeze rather than heating up the area. Useful in keeping yourself comfortable around the warmer princesses, and also useful to keep comfortable in hot situations.

The second Dowry, the Shade Brace, creates a copy of a living thing. Twincest is wincest, plus what better way to fake your own death and kill false mock gods?

Her Max Lust Gift is the Desert Oil, which allows you to morph limbs into other body parts. Ever dreamed of being a shapeshifter? Well, if that dream included having a cock for an arm you're in luck!

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Goblin Princess

Originally a lusty green breeding-obsessed slut and one of the few princesses who actively encourages you to fuck other women, so long as you knock them up. Later this was mostly-retconned into her being a fairly normal girl who wants a fairly normal relationship, who just so happens to live in a kingdom with the above mentality.

Goblin Princess comes from a race specializing in the enslavement of other races, who have a high sex drive and rate of reproduction along with minimal restraint. Goblin Princess herself is an oddity, desiring a monogamous relationship (despite being in a constant state of arousal and desire to become pregnant). This makes her one of the princesses that requires most of your time dedicated to her, surpassed only by Dog Princess. Her people come with her, ensuring your kingdom quickly becomes populated by a race of horny little bastards who would give their lives to bring any pleasure desired by their princess. As a result, she's quite haughty and may irritate other persons of importance in your kingdom, although her playful and affectionate demeanor may also endear her to them. Fancanon suggests that at max lust, she is open to polygamy as she views other princesses as HER wives. Goblin Princess's fetishes are playing with male testicles, and becoming pregnant which mostly requires you to have a family before her Gift is yours. Masturbating however is a surefire way to anger her. In these regards she is similar to Insect Princess.

Her first Dowry is the King's Crown, giving you the CHA bonus needed to make any wife accept you sleeping around, which is obviously quite helpful in a harem game (and mandatory to take Dog Princess).

Her second is the Breeding Contract, a Goblin custom that makes any being you impregnate your property. This can be used in a variety of evil ways, but the main use is being able to turn the tables on any dom princesses.

Her Max Lust Gift is the Stud's Draught, which gives you copious volumes of ejaculate that can impregnate anyone. ANYONE. Don't ask how it works, but thanks to Goblin alchemy you can make babby with a fleshless skeleton, a robot, a Lovecraftian horror, and incompatible species. Consider it the ultimate purity of mankind, and give those Dragons the middle finger (except the princess ones of course). Can be used with other Dowries to ejaculate a fortune of gold coins to make Dragon Princess 1 happy.

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Drider Princess

A sweet and gentle Drider girl who everybody is terrified of because she's half-spider, Drider Princess lives within the "Cold & Dark Kingdom" where various horrors and mutants have been driven to from the cruel outside world for their nightmare fuel visages. Drider is VERY lonely, and rules over her aberrant people while wishing to make a better life for the denizens of the dark coldness of the Cold & Dark Kingdom.

Marriage to Drider Princess has an unusual curse/perk. You will be SURROUNDED by her smaller spider minions, at all times. They're on your back, behind you, on your shoulders, in your hair, inside your armor, on your horse, in the hay you sleep on, and outside your window (to be fair, he built his web while you were reading this page). These spiders are hers however and will not bite you. In fact if you can overcome your own fear you can use them to intimidate your foes as well as have some little tailors on hand if you tear your cloak or have a hole in your underthings.

A quick, simplified description is needed of spider sex. Keep in mind there is much variation in behavior and anatomy in different species, so this only covers the average practices. Male spiders approach a female they wish to mate with, and the female either shoos them away (males are none too-persistent when the much larger females are not welcoming) or approaches him in a position where he has access to her lower body. Most species of spiders have the female accepting males based on the hairiness of their legs (why isn't known). The male deposits his semen into a small silk pouch, and then uses his pedipalps (the small arm-like digits on the sides of his face, which males and females (who posses smaller ones) normally uses to hold prey) and pats it into her sexual vaginal opening, called an "Epigynum". Spiders usually have two epigynums, which may have finger-like digits that cover them or a more familiar "hood and lips" covering. As she lays her eggs, the spider's sexual vagina passes semen through a tube into its second pair of vaginas, which exclusively lays the eggs. While it's generally believed that females eat the males after breeding, it's actually only true for most species that they do this under conditions of extreme stress. The same situation that researchers would see them usually breeding in. So yeah. That's how you shag. At least you get an extra choice of orifice! On a related note, the anus is located in the same region as the spinneret. Drider Princess is, in all size charts, just a bit larger than Ace (the average human), making her approximately 7 to 8 feet tall via her larger lower body.

Hope you're trusting that she's relaxed, because her fetishes? Bondage and sensory deprivation. It's not specified if she's exclusively the dom however. Just don't get anything in her eyes (so no facials) or you may wake up in another session with no clue if it'll be a happy ending, or a bad end.

Her first Dowry is the Octagonal Amulet, which allows you to grow extra body parts so you can grow eight legs and be a spider too! ...or have eight penises...interestingly, you could actually utilize this to grow a second head. In case you ever wanted that.

Her second is the Amethyst Gossamer, which allows you to pick the Max Lust Gift of any princess and keep it without having to save them. Get Boy Princess's Rule 63 item, Goblin's Drought that allows you to cum buckets and actually reproduce with Drider Princess regardless of questions of genetics, and so forth.

Her Max Lust Gift is the Silk Robe, a comfy garment that increases your sensuality, which interestingly due to vagueness of the statement both means that it will heighten sensation experienced and sensation given. Perfect for almost any princess combination.

Early versions made her rather dangerous to the other princesses, but this is now gone.

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Mimic Princess

Wait, when did we get two Human Princesses?

Mimic is quite literally a Dungeons & Dragons-style Mimic mimicking the form of a "former princess" (whether she ate the Princess originally in her Tower to take her place and lure in edible champions, took the form of a Princess turned Queen who's image Mimic saw on a portrait or coin in order to lure a Dragon to kidnap her for the same purpose of eating a horny warrior, or who's dungeon of origin once contained a Princess who's form she eventually learned to copy for the ever-important luring of a canned meal). She was originally a comedic Bad End choice which became a legitimate princess later as people became interested in the idea, with fans expanding more on her than any other original character concept giving her a very multiple-choice experience on who she is and how she develops.

Canon from Gats is that Mimic Princess is three Mimics, one being her "hair" who is the best actor of the three, one being her "body" who has trouble not drooling over yer meats while close, and the final is her "dress" which will function as a traditional Mimic and eat any hasty and lustful Knight that tries to get under her dress before learning her name. Mimic #3 also functions as her first Dowry item (that is to say, Mimic Princess has an infinite amount of space within her dress to store objects and will willingly return them un-digested like a cartoon character if you give her two spaces to herself on the cart during the rescue). Popular fancanon is that the three Mimics that Mimic Princess is made of share a hivemind granting her sapience the average low-INT Mimic would normally not have, and that the Mimic "kingdom" is just a large number of Mimics naturally drawn to her who influenced by her mental state and degree of learning. The original idea for her kingdom, the "Big Large Kingdom", was a bad lie similar to having a "supermodel girlfriend from Canada Naggaroth" which the gullible Knight would believe, although some people have interpreted it as her clumsy description of the dungeon she would otherwise be encountered in. She brings absolutely no Power (let's face it, columns of bouncing treasure chests and doors on horseback sounding orders would be silly), has no Lust (making attaining her Max Lust Gift a major time investment), and no Love "cheating" is more broken diet than broken heart however), although she is extraordinarily wealthy.

Further fancanon is with the increased intelligence the three "she's" has comes with more advanced shapeshifting ability, meaning the normally asexual aberration Mimics can indeed become properly female for you and can be sexed (whether you can produce offspring, let alone intelligent offspring, without the aid of the Goblin Princess is in doubt however). She dislikes the Missionary Position though, likely because it excludes Mimic 1 and 3 from the act. Her main fetish is "roleplay" referencing her Mimic nature, although some anons interpreted this as her wanting to learn what you have to teach about being (Knight's race here) making most part of Sir Knight's building of the Lust meter simply civilizing her from an animal that lies in wait for decades for a Kender to come close to instead being a sophisticated lady. Mimic's second fetish, "vore", can also be taken different ways depending on how you want to play the game. It could be you'll go through more servants than a slumming vampire nobleman as she eats anything other than (or even including) you, or maybe she just responds to high-quality food with affection and can be weaned off of man flesh with bacon at Hobbit-style meals. Your choice.

"Okay, let's pretend the duke and his wife are coming over. What do we do?"

"EATGUESTS!"

"No! No no no, we..."

"...talk guests. 'Such fine day, was nice opera, have some cake.'"

"Right! Then-"

"EATCAKE!"

"...yes. Very good, then we eat cake...NO, I'M NOT CAKE!"

Further fancanon says that an evil Knight will end up with their realm mostly made up of Mimics, the kingdom becoming a hellish landscape of eyes and mouths on every surface with giant pulsating organs replacing trees while a good Knight teaching Mimic to be a proper maiden results in the people under the royal Mimic finding their lives easier as new bins appear in their homes overnight that consume waste, elegant and unbreakable chairs pull themselves out, and even peasants have mirrors that make pleasant smalltalk about the weather.

Mimic's first Dowry is the Wonder Chest, which has unlimited space for belongings. Possible you can fit a building and amenities inside providing you with a home away from home and the ability to bring your family/army wherever you go (as long as Mimic #3 behaves herself anyway).

Mimic's second Dowry is the Theater Masks, which when worn switch the fetishes of both parties. This item is a must for any Princess who's fetish is unpleasant to you, ironically including Mimic herself. Disliked things still apply, so giving Skeleton Princess a fetish involving her posterior will result in no nookie (or a secret shameful forbidden fantasy).

Her Max Lust Gift, the Growling Choker, makes the entire body of the wearer into an erogenous zone. While the immediate uses are sexual and for use with difficult to please Princesses (or for hungry Princesses like Slime, Dragon 1, and Mimic if Bad End is your Magical Realm) it could also be used offensively against foes or torture victims. Barring a Princess's door and withholding the locations of the Deathapault plans is much less likely when everything hits like a football to the groin.

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  Wait, that's not what went i-fuck it, who cares.

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  I think this is legit.

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  "She want watch."

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  NO MIMIC, NO!

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  It's always nice to come home to the wife after a hard day's work.

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Dragon Princess

The ever popular, ever drooling, fire-breathing first Dragon Princess. Dragon Princess 1 is the youngest daughter of Dragon Queen, the master of the Grand Tower Kingdom (and she is possibly also the daughter of Boss Dragon Knight, royal nanny and butler) and being the baby of the rather large family has resulted in her having the ambition to stand out from the rest. Dragon Princess 1 wants to have a larger (personal) hoard than any Dragon before her. However, she has a massive appetite for both food and sex, and is willing to use anything to sate herself although she would prefer to use her hoard for both cravings making her goal an uphill battle against herself.

Dragon Princess 1 is the "boss" of the first group of Towers, and technically is an inattentive captor rather than a forced captive. That being said, by being a Princess behind a locked door at the top of the tallest tower behind loads of minions in a land where all sapient life regardless of culture tries to adhere to the tradition of happy endings makes her a candidate for marriage by "rescuing" her.

Although Dragon Princess 1 includes smaller (or larger) lovers as her fetish, the appetite issue and the fact she will consider her Knight and the other wives (barring her sisters (maybe)) to be part of her (very edible) hoard constitutes a vore-risk if you cannot keep her satisfied with more gold, some livestock, maybe a peasant or two in the worse harvest years...she also has a very low Love score, meaning her loyalty is questionable despite her Lust being maxed out (meaning she's ready anytime). Players who don't find that consumption is a theme of their own Magical Realm often simply make her an adorable glutton that wants maor and isn't ashamed to ask for it. Some fan works include the Knight teaching her restraint. In comparison to Mimic, who eats people out of ignorance, Dragon Princess 1 would do so only out of a weakness of resolve. Her other fetish is tongue play, which interestingly makes her a giving lover rather than the selfish one her hedonism would imply. Her major dislike is "throatfucking", furthering the idea she really has no desire to eat anyone.

A particular anon figured out a combination of Dowries and bonuses to give Sir Knight an unending amount of coins as ejaculate, theoretically keeping DP1 pleased forever. This later earned a fapfic, and the idea was attributed to being a creation of her sister, Dragon Princess 2.

Dragon Princess 1 is mostly depicted as having (very large) breasts and lacking a cloaca (as with the other Towergirls females) and comes in as the most popular princess for artists. Her size varies as does her stature; some artists draw her as only slightly larget than the Knight while others despict the Knight barely the size of her hand. Some depict her as a fat cat-like Dragon who walks on all fours, others as a slightly voluptuous biped.

She possesses a maxed out Wealth and Power stat, although it should be noted a great deal of that Power comes from herself and the Wealth is her hoard which not only may be something you don't want to merge with the royal treasury, but will also be the bulk of her meals most likely.

Her first Dowry item is the Draconic Ruby, which gives you protection from fire and heat while also enabling you to summon her to you. For Knights who wish to use her as an adventuring companion this is almost mandatory, and taking it will negate any fire-based damage the Knight may take while rescuing (sadly, you must still use the Cart to rescue Princesses although DP1 only takes up a spot in the first Generation only and after that gets a free ride in the passenger's seat).

Her second, the Encrusted Chest, allows you to fill spots in your Cart with Dowries instead of Princesses. Adventure to rescue the Princesses for a bounty rather than for their hand in marriage, and let them pick their own spouses through politics rather than suitor boldness! Using this as your freebie Dowry, you thus could take three Generation 1 Dowries in addition to Dragon Princess 1. Essential for Knights looking to become the fabled White Knight. However, as only the first Generation thus far have Dowries, this item is only good in Generation 1.

Her Max Lust Gift is the Drake's Bane, an edible magical pyriscence serotiny (only germinates seeds after being lit on fire) plant. Upon being eaten, Drake's Bane causes the eater to have an immediate orgasm. Theoretically this plant, as a reward for keeping Dragon Princess 1 happy long enough for her to become fully content, eliminates or at least lessens the difficulty of keeping her in that state allowing your wealth to grow without being eaten (much), and keeps her mostly sexually satisfied. The question is why she didn't give this earlier, or otherwise when she would have had time to find it when she spends all day dumping treasure chests in her mouth and licking you...

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  Little known fact; there was a dinosaur thought to lactate. Not that artists need an excuse.

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  Dragon, no.

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  Now with her own template!

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  Yes, it is possible.

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  Not that getting creative is a bad thing though.

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  Don't worry, she can't get any further. Dragon filled up on your peasants and livestock beforehand.

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  That's our Sir Knight!

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Generation II

Dawn Elf Princess

Dawn Elf Princess is the Princess of the Dawn Elves of the Flowering Bewilderness, a forest cast in otherworldly light that dims or brightens rather than rises or sets, where things you can't even comprehend are all around (Is it a plant in a breeze that only affects it or a slow moving animal? Purple or blue or maybe translucent and sitting on a black rock? Where out of all the colors and shapes around it does it begin and end? How is it you shrank and grew a beard while staring at it, and why can't you remember your name?), where you can always hear songs and movement without a source.

The Dawn Elves are among the most Fey beings that exist, with logic and biology that refuses to be a part of the rest of the world. Everything they do is an art, even a scout bleeding on the ground after can amaze his Orcish killers as they watch in amazement while the red (with rainbows like gasoline in the light) pool forms into moving scenes of battle and plunder that they can almost hear and feel as if they are a part of the story...until they're run through by Dawn Elf warriors as they stood stood staring at the first Elf they killed for a good hour until he was noticed missing.

That's not to say everything is beautiful. The things you see reflected in their blades on a wall, the twisted words they don't say in their happy songs that you still somehow hear, the things behind their eyes as they smile frightens you somehow more than they ever could intentionally cause.

The Princess herself is the greatest artist among her people. She dances and you swear that she is completely still while the rest of creation rotates around her, your hands digging into something to keep from falling off the world. She cooks, and you can taste the very atoms individually sorted into their proper places for the presentation. She paints, and you see a thousand small pictures in every square inch of canvas. As she makes love, you experience things no mortal ever has. Nothing you can ask is more than vanilla sex to her, and anything she wants must be handled by her as you don't understand the experience in the slightest. There is nothing she cannot do it seems, physically or otherwise (if you thought you were having spirit sex with Ghost Princess, wait until you hold hands with Dawn Elf Princess) with her magic and her unbelievable set of muscles in her small frame. Beyond that, her people say they invented the idea of smoking plants (it is quite possible this is actually true) and simply the Elfweed the Princess herself had in her possession at the moment of her capture is more than you could ever indulge in even with Dorian's Painting. Unfortunately, the sensory overload can be very unsettling as you may find yourself with a feeling of vertigo on every type of sense you possess. You swear that if your genitals could think, they would be scared of what is happening (although the first part of that statement feels strangely like you are denying the truth of the second). She herself is very relaxed, and that makes her a stable comfort in her bizarre court. She enjoys a good tussle as well, perhaps not quite understanding limits as play-fighting as well as most would like. She is quite amused by the obsession the different races of Elves have with Orcs, and any interaction between her and other Elves or the Orc Princess is uncertain (if mutually amusing). The Princess mostly enjoys sex in nature rather than under a roof, with your bodies painted in natural dyes in designs and patterns she finds pleasing. Her refined palette however makes any ingestion of your natural, non-Fey secretions to be VERY unpleasant however.

Her Idol is Aurilla, the Elf Goddess of Luxury. If worshiped, Aurilla makes your kingdom into a haven of pleasure. If renounced, you will never be able to wear clothing again as it turns into body paint (this understandably makes adventuring more difficult).

Her Max Lust Gift is the Eden's Fruit, which forever makes your body fluids irresistibly tasty for both Dawn Elf Princess and others. Overcome Dawn Elf Princess's aversion to swallowing and Slime's opposition to watersports, give Mimic a goose/golden egg scenario, produce nectar for Insect Princess, and more! Beware of use with Vampire.

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Assassin Princess

Hidden deep within the Human kingdom, there lies a castle where the most skilled killers in the world are trained by the Assassin Kings. The killers admitted into the league of those who hide in shadows are known for their 100% success rate on any mark.

When a bounty was placed on the heads of the Knights at the start of this Tower event, the obvious choice to send was the greatest of their number, the Princess of the Assassins called Assassin Princess fittingly. For the first time in her life she abandoned stealth and waited where she knew the Dragons would find her. Once within her Tower, she waited for the Knights to come to her.

However, there are many ways to "kill" a Knight. By becoming King, you would no longer be a Knight and thus no longer be a Mark thanks to the specifics of the contract. By becoming Undead, or possessing something that would allow you to return to life her task would still be complete. This is only however if she chooses to count you as slain; she could always burn Dorian's Painting were she to want more than just temporarily causing you to "die". If she does spare you, this will cause a rift in the Hidden Castle. Never before has a target of the Assassins been allowed to remain in this world, and although the family honor would be unsullied by technicality, there are some who would see it as an insult to their legacy, particularly if you were the parent to their heir.

The Princess herself was bred for stealth and single-minded pursuit of her targets. Without being on the hunt, she doesn't quite know what to do with herself and is quiet, shy, and in formal situations is awkward both physically and socially (when someone trained not to ever make a sound is encouraged to drink and talk to dinner guests, it can be expected that recounting slitting the throat of the parents of a duke on behalf of his father-in-law to the man's wife may slip). Romantically, Assassin is dutiful and will remain by her not-Knight's side protecting them from any inferior killers. As for sex, old habits die hard as she refuses to disrobe fully and will not accept a nude Knight either; she knows too well how easy it is to kill someone who's senses are blocked by sex, and all that metal you wear shouldn't be left alone to be booby-trapped by an amateur. Her past has also given her some interesting fetishes; sex completely in the dark (not blindfolded, pitch blackness) as well as some breatheplay (more used on you than the other way around, although she may be curious).

Her Idol is Starl, God of the Nightward. Worshiping him makes your kingdom into a massive hidden city with a thriving nightlife of booze-dens, burlesque, brothels, gambling halls, and anything else that thrills after sunset. Renouncing him makes your ejaculate thick to the point of being a choking hazard, but it also has memory-clouding properties making you a good source of a very useful potion in almost any situation.

Her Max Lust Gift is the Dark Sash, which allows you to hide undetectably within the clothing of anyone. Useful for spying on any treacherous underlings, avoiding combat within Towers, making quick escapes if things go badly, and seeing what your wives get up to when you aren't around...

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Nomad Princess

Another male "Princess", Nomad is simply femininely beautiful rather than just a youth.

Nomad is the Princess of the Many Hands, a very VERY widespread band of Human Nomads, who can be found peddling their wares and plying their trades everywhere from Frozen Church to the Winking Dark. Nowhere in the known world or beyond is lacking the touch of the Many Hands. The Many Hands have no true enemies, for their services are useful to anyone. Even the Colossal Caravan sees them as the source of the rare and exotic trade goods they sell in foreign lands, as the Many Hands would rather cooperate than compete.

Through the Many Hands, everything passes; rare minerals no scholar has ever seen, autographs of Knights and bricks from Towers long since passed, the fossilized remains of anything that ever lived (and is no longer moving), the souls sold to Demons and discarded during battles for control of the Hells, bodily fluids of Eldritch Gods, anything you can think of and everything you can't. Whenever a Knight finds themselves in need, they can find a Many Hands tent to sell off their broken shields, stock up on chocolate dicks and fireproof condoms, and use a magical typewriter or altar to reflect on their journey.

Nomad Princess himself has an amazing collection of goods even for a Many Hands merchant, and is very well known; any being you meet is at least willing to talk if Nomad Princess is there to vouch for you. Unfortunately, Nomad only fluently speaks the complex language(s?) of the Many Hands, and on top of that has an accent that makes anything he does try to communicate incomprehensible anyway. That doesn't stop him from cheerfully babbling away however, and through his tone and hand gestures most people (other than you) seem to at least get the gist of it eventually. Furthermore, Nomad Princess cannot give up on his people's culture and will forever be a Nomad, traveling from your lands to any (and maybe all) others before he comes around again.

Unlike Boy Princess, Nomad Princess is both shapely and not under-endowed. Nomad Princess is especially fond of public sex and being shown off, as well as use of anal beads. Be careful though, as his journeys tend to result in course gritty sand getting everywhere and there's nothing he hates more than a bit of sand getting anal-there.

He may or may not be a relative of Crazy Hassan.

His Idol is Anasyrma, Goddess(?) of Androgyny. Worship will bless all of your people with amazing (if maybe dangerous) attractiveness, while renouncing him will make you agelessly androgynistic.

His Max Lust Gift is Cactus Juice, which will make the booty of the drinker big, supple, and smooth (and if nothing else, all genders and orientations can agree they love a nice butt).

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Zombie Princess

The Zombies from the army of the Necromancer, who were tasked by him to bury themselves at the foot of the mountains where the grass gave way to snow due to their tendency to freeze and their weakness to the lightning magic the barbarians of the northlands possessed. Almost as soon as they were out of sight they wound up out of his mind, and they remained unmoving in their self-dug graves until those who still possessed intelligence became restless. Still loyal to the Necromancer, they passed the time by ordering their more mindless brethren to continue digging, turning graves to a tomb to a city to an entire underground kingdom. Eventually a section of the kingdom collapsed under the weight of a small village established above them, and the terrified Humans fled from the unending sea of confused Zombies who had sunk their village. The armies of Man were busy dealing with other threats however, and the Zombies were left unmolested long enough to build a kingdom above ground as well as below. Lacking the ability to engage in diplomacy both due to their inability to speak and their servile nature, the Zombies who held the highest ranks in the Necromancer's army created a new kind of Undead, technically a Zombie but also a Flesh Golem in design, from the parts of Zombies hacked to pieces by invaders. They dubbed this new being their Zombie Princess and immediately swore loyalty to her. While still slow-minded and naturally obedient to those with a strong will, Zombie Princess was still able to speak and control her cannibalistic urges while not being contagious to others. Diplomacy is difficult and many meetings are held while two Paladins glower at her, weapons ready to bash the woman's body to pieces and incinerate her soul with the power of the sun, and a Human diplomat calmly waits with hands together and a pleasant (if forced) for the Princess to understand what was said prior and slowly speak in kind. After being joined by the lusty Skeleton Princess, Zombie Princess made headway in Undead/Notdead relations until both Princesses were kidnapped by Dragons and left in Towers.

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Witch Princess

Witch princess is the rightful ruler of the "midnight mansion" kingdom. A place that all who come upon it regard as "spooky and/or scary." Presumably it is a place filled with haunted mansions and dark brooding castles where creatures of the night dwell and sane men fear to tread. Despite (or perhaps because) of her spookiness, she is an excellent magic user (as her name implies) capable of conjuring great and powerful spells to devastating effect. Furthermore it is noted that her potion brewing skills are top notch, allowing her to create powerful narcotics (along with Arcane princess, this may allow the player to begin a "drug empire"). As an adept magic user, she constantly seeks to improve her skills and push the boundaries of what is possible with magic. As such, the protagonist is subject to her experimentation which may or may not be legal and/or lethal. She is further capable of transforming normal animals into magical familiars (supposedly blessed with a greater intelligence than normal animals, and may perform essential functions in rituals, providing obscure spies, or even aiding her in dire situations. Alternatively this most likely leads into her first fetish which is "bestiality" implying that she frequently enjoys sex with her own animal familiars. It also may indicate that she is more willing to "sharing" her "husband" with beast man races as they include her paramount fetish. Her second fetish is "cowgirl," possibly a reference to "lilith" a common folkloric demon or witch who was cast out for refusing to have sex with the first man in any position but with her on top. This is further supported as her major turnoff is the missionary position, i.e. with the man on top.

Of strong note in her description is that while she may appear to be human, she is anything but, implying that she may be a demon or some other malevolent entity merely wearing a human form. Alternatively in the tower girl lore, witches may simply not be considered true humans given their extraordinary abilities.

She worships Pridellius the god of death and magic. If worshipped, the kingdom will gain a plethora of magic schools, again in line with Witch princess desire for magical advancement and skill. If renounced then the player will be cursed to turn into a were-creature every night. The type of were creature is unknown but most likely based on the knights personality or preferences. It is also unstated whether the player is in control of their wereform or if they go on a mindless violent or sexual rampage. In either case, so long as one remains in good graces with her, witch princess will most likely be able to stop the rampage or "quell" the players lust (again given her bestiality fetish).

She has little love to spare but is also one of the less horny princesses. Her kingdom lacks wealth, most likely because heir primary exports are spooky and/or scary in nature, and few would be willing to enter such a place and trade for such wares (regardless of how useful they may be magically). Her kingdom has max power, implying that her own magical abilities are very great, or that her spooky scary kingdom is a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.

Her max lust gift is the "black broomstick" which vibrates under the owners command. While an invaluable cleaning tool, it is most likely that it may be "activated" while she "rides" it thus allowing for sexy and mischievous activities.

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Centaur Princess

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Gorgon Princess

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Frog Princess

Sadly, does not sing 1930's style jazz music.

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Angel Princess

She'll catch you if you fall.

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Monkey Princess

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Cat Princess

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Arcane Princess

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Merchant Princess

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Dragon Princess II

Unlike her sisters, Dragon Princess II is totally independent of your shit. She's smarter than you or anyone else you will ever meet will ever be, and you were confused even before you asked what she was working on. Good thing she thinks you're cute and worth her attention.

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Generation III

Holstaur Princess (Milk Maidens)

One of the more contentious additions to the chart by most monstergirls fans, since she's not just a busty milky-making cowgirl, she's also a dickgirl. With implications she expects you to milk her of "cream" as well as milk. Admittedly, she comes with a treasure that lets you change her to pure female (or yourself into a dickgirl), but still. Her attendants can make other princesses grow bigger breasts so they start lactating too, but they can potentially turn Sir Knight into a minotaur.

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Mouse Princess (The Hourly Sisters)

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Rabbit Princess (The Bunny Colony)

Assumed to say "ara ara~" a lot.

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Vampire Princess (The Bat Brides)

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Dog Princess (Dog Princess)

Yandere to the max, Dog Princess is way into her Sir Knight. Like, WAY too much. She's nothing less than batshit insane for her Sir Knight and will not allow him to see (including the literal sense) other women, including princesses. In fact, her max lust item is a prison for all other princesses so that he will only have Dog Princess. Dog Princess has no companion, because why would you need anyone but Dog Princess? If you go with Dog Princess know that she be crazy, but if you know how to handle a yandere she will be extremely faithful and the sex will be amazing. She enjoys Sir Knight's scent and him coming inside of her, and hates NTR. How she interacts with the King's Crown the Goblin Princess grants you is unknown, but it's for the best to not risk it lest the Goblin Princess, you or both of you get stabbed.

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Triclops Princess (The Princess's Herd)

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Lamia Princess (The Kind Shrouds)

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Imp Princess (The Devilish Do-Gooders)

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Moth Princess (The Twin Wisps)

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Sphinx Princess (Jackal Tactician)

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Yeti Princess (The Straw Ro-Lang)

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Sword Princess (The Shield Maiden)

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Jester Princess (The Puppet Princesses)

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Faun Princess (Lyrical Nymph Band)

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Crystal Princess (Supportive Geode Dad)

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Dragon Princess III (False Knight Companion)

Dragon Princess III is very lonely; her only companion is her imaginary friend, although oddly enough she does seem to have an identical bag of chocolate penises to your own.

Dragon Princess III has deadly poison gas as her breath weapon, and has a naturally difficult time controlling it. Unlike Dragon Princess I who simply wants more gold/food and Dragon Princess II who is perfectly happy reading something from her seemingly unending supply of scrolls and tomes, Dragon Princess III is VERY emotionally dependent.

Surviving her breath long enough to get the max-bonus item that cures it is easier if you go for the lamia princess and get the boon that makes you immune to reptile-style poisons.

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Funk Master

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Squire Courtier

The Squire is a child of indiscernible age and gender who lives and breaths for just a pat on the head and a word of approval from you for a job well done. However, Squire is, while not bumbling, not exactly competent. Squire has only a passing knowledge of the proper names of most things causing the wrong item to be brought when asked for (such as a gladius instead of a broadsword), and in a fight is very much a novice. Despite this Squire does have a bit of luck (maybe the backing of a wizard, who knows how they go about things) and manages to accomplish difficult things even if somehow still screwing something up. Squire hopes to one day be just like you (and for all you know really is you in the past, fucking wizards and their time loop bullshit). Squire gives blowjobs but just wants a pat on the head. But so long as you aren't yelling at him/her, he/she is happy to bask in your noble presence.

Squire brings along a group of androgynous footmen to (wo?)man whatever you tell them to.

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Generation III Rewards

Something of an "achievements" page, by your selections in princesses you are eligible for bonuses. Many are just clothes (again, vidya-style achievements) but some are extra powers, even additional princesses!

Loyal Knight

Earned by staying true to a single Princess and only rescuing her. Gain new armor befitting your status, a cloak your new queen knitted for you, and being the only one with this amazing title.

White Knight

A chaste knight, regardless of rescued princesses.

Dullahan Princess

By taking the Heart Band and Mind's Key, the lust items earned by pleasuring both Armor and Crest Princesses, you can merge their head and body back together as an extremely powerful undead Knight Princess.

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Primeval Princess

By combining Dullahan Princess with Arcane Princess and Sword Princess, this ultimate princess is formed.

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Dragon Queen

The mother of the Dragon Princesses, the multi-headed Dragon Queen is mysterious supreme ruler of the Grand Tower Kingdom. Originally there was nothing else to say, and there is no suggestion on how you meeting her would go, like whether she attacks your kingdom as the last boss to slay, if you woo her to become supreme king or queen of Dragons and put Tenchi Masaki to shame in regards to spreading the love across generations, or if she's just an average mother-in-law that you REALLY don't want to make mad, although she has since gotten loads and loads of backstory through the addition of Boss Dragon Knight.

During the last Towergirls event, before your time (for most races the time of their grandparents, although Kobold Princess/Knight would equate this likely to great great great great grandparents and it is likely within the life of the Elves themselves for example), Dragon Queen was a mere Dragon Princess kidnapped and held in one of the Towers. After the Dragon Knight of that era rescued her (bear in mind these Knights didn't have your fancy-shmancy future Cart, they had to walk 15 miles in the snow uphill both ways for a key they couldn't carry with their sword), he decided to empower his bride-to-be by using dark magic to give her (partial) control over the Towers. He then re-kidnapped all the other Princesses of his generation along with all the Knights, including the grandparents of the current Knight Princess, and sacrificed them to bring her great power. As the years went by, she grew tired of her Knight and began sleeping with other beings, eventually putting her engagement to Dragon Knight on indefinite hold and sending him away to care for her many children until she wanted to see them again (with different children spending different amounts of time with either parent). She doesn't know who the real fathers of her children are, nor does she care; she has no plans on dying any time soon and thus has no need of an heir. For reasons unknown, when the Towers returned (either by her bidding or some unknown source) she sent her daughters to command each location where they appeared. If any Knight weds all her daughters, Dragon Queen will finally show more than a passing interest in their lives and will travel to see the mortal who made themself such a large portion of her family tree.

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Smuhg

By doing nothing and saving no princesses at all, you can become the Chaos God of Laziness. Nobody likes you if you do this.

Tower Princess

By traveling through time to obtain every princess, dowry, idol, and companion your kingdom (which is fucking massive) becomes a living princess made of towers.

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Mystery Box

Trade in any and all bonuses for a random shot at a bonus, including princesses not found on the chart!

Enemies

Yven of the Bleu

A Bretonnian/Trench/HON-HON-HON knight who is obsessed with blue-themed princesses. In vidya/tabletop rules has a 1/10 chance of showing up in your adventure as a random encounter, and a 1/4 chance of showing up once you reach a blue princess.

Yven is swarthy, witty, and crafty. He's not necessarily better than you, but his above-average jack-of-all-trades qualities give him a chance to best you however you choose to engage him, if you choose to at all. You can engage him in a conversation to use reason or charm to convince him to leave or join you, or the princess to come with you rather than him. You can wrassle him or engage him in a duel. You can try to trick him. Whatever you choose, be sure to give it your all because he's pretty good at what he does.

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Boss Dragon Knight

Originally a modification to another artist's non-Towergirls piece (which will not be linked here for that reason), Boss Dragon Knight is a powerful warlord answering to Dragon Queen.

The last time the Towers appeared, Dragon Knight (a human Knight themed with Dragon obsession) and Prince Knight (a noble and dashing hero) were among the Knights that rescued the Princesses within. Prince Knight rescued the Human Princess of that day and had a child with her while Dragon Knight rescued his era's Dragon Princess, a multi-headed Dragon with strong aspirations. Seeking to please his beloved, Dragon Knight abducted and sacrificed every Knight and Princess of his generation, including Prince Knight and the Human Princess of that time, in order to make his Dragon Princess more powerful and gain control of the Towers. Dragon Princess, now Dragon Queen, refused to marry him however and in time treated him as a mere servant as the Boss of her minions while she bedded anything that struck her fancy. While it is possible the Dragon Princesses of your time are his daughters, so could almost anything else that visited Dragon Queen's chambers. There's no way of knowing if he really is their father or not (there actually is, but he refuses to accept that fact and will claim he is, or if pressed nobody will ever know, despite any evidence other than proof he really is).

Boss Dragon Knight has become a bitter, spiteful failure who resents his position as a slave to the creature he rescued in her time of need and made the ruler of a massive kingdom. Boss Dragon Knight is a powerful martial warrior, although he lacks much beyond that except some minor powers the Dowries his Dragon granted him while she was still his Princess and he was still her Knight. By rescuing Knight Princess, it is mandatory to fight and defeat him although his ultimate fate is yours and hers to decide. By marrying a of the Dragon Princesses you also encounter him, although this meeting goes the way you want it to; the Dragon Princesses have some fondness for him as he is the one who changed them, fed them, bathed them, and otherwise did all of the raising that Dragon Queen was uninterested in. He hates you bitterly for being the success he never was, while Dragon Queen judges you to decide if you are worthy of her daughters. You can kill him to take his place or to end his miserable life, you can cuckold him by seducing Dragon Queen and possibly even destroy his last tatters of pride by marrying her and becoming King of her kingdom, you can endear yourself to him by proving you are a good spouse for his(?) daughters then you can gain a powerful ally full of wisdom and even a father figure, and if you so desire you can play marriage counselor and make him and Dragon Queen reconcile and finally marry as equals. However you go about it, Boss Knight remains a boss encounter.

The Necromancer & The Skeleton King

An anon on 8chan created backstories and descriptions of the various Undead kingdoms as well as others, most notably involving a powerful Necromancer named Dorian (who is almost never referred to as such). Since then the character has been referenced several times by many others, giving him Towergirls canonicity (as canon as anything really is).

Many, MANY years ago a Necromancer raised an army of the Undead and ran amok through the High Forest Kingdom of the Humans. Undefeated and tiring of the bureaucracy and politics involved in conquest, he ordered the Zombies of his army bury themselves near the pass where he lead his fleshless minions, immune to the cold and the magic of the barbarians who called the mountain passes home, and retreated to an ancient fortress in the frozen north. Called the Frozen Church, it was once the lair of a powerful Ice Dragon Freya and lay situated far from any safe roads where comfort could be found making it all but unassailable for the living. The origin of the name may come from its cathedral appearance, the fact Freya sought godhood, and/or the massive fields of ornate graves kindly Freya dug for foolish Knights who came to slay her. Then one day, a band of Knights who came to for a fight found the structure completely empty, with its furnishings intact. Fear of the Dragon's return and no promise of glory in the frozen landscape kept any others from returning until the Necromancer made it his home. Although the Humans sent armies of Paladins to assail the land and burn any dark tomes the Necromancer may have found, no army was ever able to come within sight of the Church. They returned to their kingdoms, and no word was heard from the Necromancer again and he was mostly forgotten. The Ghosts and Spirits of his army did not remain with the group and without command simply drifted away, held together by the will of a single female ghost. They settled at a Chateau near the entrance to the pass leading to the Frozen Church, forming a massive haunting Kingdom of Ghosts where the female spirit that brought them there became their Princess.

In time the Necromancer became an Undead himself, a spiritual leader to the Undead races. Constructing a wise and powerful Skeleton named the Skeleton King to oversee military matters and a large family of Skeleton daughters the Necromancer retired to spend time with his family...and play video games/troll Humans on forums and fap to increasingly strange pornography on his Necroputer.

Meanwhile, the Zombies left behind wound up unintentionally building their own Kingdom mostly beneath the ground and partially above after accidentally tunneling into a Human settlement. Unable to communicate with the Paladins who came to SMITECLEAVESMITE them, the more intelligent Zombies who served as Necromancer's officer corps(e) used the parts of the slain Zombies to create a Zombie Princess that could attempt diplomacy with the living.

Lured by the promise of freedom from the living, free-willed Undead of all kinds traveled to the lands of the Frozen Church, the Forgotten Garden, or the Underkingdom and swore fealty to the Princesses and Necromancer, constructing thousands of small fiefs and castles in the frozen landscape mimicking those of the breathers in their sunny valleys.

Necromancer's oldest daughter, the Skeleton Princess, spent the most time with him early in his time at the Church when he hadn't finished reading the libraries yet, and when he was away she would unbeknownst to her father peruse the erotic collections and develop a great lust which lead her to ask to be the envoy through which the Undead would establish friendly relations with the Humans. After some time at the embassy with her Zombie cousin, she was kidnapped by Dragons and left in a Tower to await rescue.

With the return of the Towers and the abduction of the three Undead Princesses, it won't be long (by immortal reckoning) before Skeleton King and Dorian act. Much like Dragon Queen and Boss Dragon Knight, the details of the encounter are left to the player to decide. Will you two bond over being perverted lunatics who crave power and watch Blood Bowl together on Thanksgiving, or will you kill him and pose above his body holding your sword in the air as his daughters hold on to your legs?

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Setting

The Gats canon in regards to the setting is that the Towers are ancient and no being understands them, or knows anything about them. They simply appeared and the Dragon Princesses took advantage of their location. Even beings such as Angels and Eldritch horrors have no knowledge of the Towers before they appeared, and are easily contained within their walls until their door is opened by a knight of...well, something similar to virtue at any rate. Fancanon has produced three general ideas of the setting to Towergirls.

In the Noblebright version, the kingdoms are somewhat akin to the world of the Mario Bros. in that anything other than the fact the kingdom exists and the princess's castle is within it somewhere is not consistent, and does not need to be; the kingdoms of the princesses are conveniently located near yours and any you marry will share a border with yours because the story relies on that. The island/continent (depending on princesses rescued) is shaped like a princess crown. If the plot requires there be a Tower Kingdom Gorge to jump over, there will be. If there should be a desert, there will just happen to be one. The Towers are simply ancient things, and have about as much explanation as why the Master Sword pedestal exists.

In the neutral version, the setting is somewhat like a happy Ravenloft. There are numerous kingdoms, although the world geography is unpredictable and bound to an unknown will. If a peasant leaves your kingdom following the road, they may very well wander that road forever, finding wild berries to stay alive (if the land wills it) until they turn around and find themselves only just out of sight of the village they left from or else reaching another kingdom at random (even if they end up in the kingdom of bunny-men). Each time a princess is married and their kingdom is added to your own, a new path that was possibly always there appears leading to that kingdom which is just over the hill and within sight of your castle and nobody ever noticed before. Nomadic princesses such as Orc and, well, Nomad, result in the addition of a swathe of territory that leads to many other kingdoms and can safely be returned to by following the roads, as if you somehow always knew. By uniting all the kingdoms and forming Tower Princess (the manifested will of the plane) the knight permanently unites the world, or until their heirs and successors (if any) tear it apart again anyway.

In the Grimdark(ish) version, Dark Souls and Norse mythology is what's channeled (as well as a bit of Warhammer Fantasy End Times. The world is at the end of its cycle, and is dying. The knights, the last great heroes in the deathrattle of the last age, are fighting the last great darkness while their gods leave for a higher plane. Upon reaching the end of their quest however they realize that they are destined to survive, and bring their new peoples (who are going to revert back to the stone age) into the new and reborn world feral. Once in the new and reborn world they ascend to become the king and queen gods with their brides and husbands and their children forming each grouping of race's pantheons. The way they rule their kingdom from the beginning of Generation I to the collapse of the old world will dictate the future of their races; will Mimics become a race of friendly Changelings? Will Orcs get more dappa? Will Dragons become even bigger polysexual nymphomaniacs than humans ever dreamed of being? Will there be a breed of men born undead from phantasmal wombs creating a race of the Fucking Dead? Will Mermaids become Werehumans? You decide, you nigh-omnipotent prevert you!

Other Princesses

The following are fan creations, and not part of the core game.

Merrow Princess

The deep sea counterpart to Fish Princess. She's actually pretty nice once you get past the whole "freaky deep sea creature" part, and does her best to not appear creepy (though how well she's succeeding is up to your interpetion). Like many deep sea creatures, she has a highly elastic body and can swallow things several times her size, but luckily she appears to have no desire to harm you. Although she may have some trouble controlling her apetite considering she did apparently swallow your boat.

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Possum Princess

Poppy O'Possum makes a Towergirls appearance.

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Wyvern Princess

Totally different from Dragon Princess, anyone who tells you otherwise is a fucking moron. Never forget that.

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Bobbit Worm Princess

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P'Orc Princess

One of the first fan princesses. The P'Orcs have been referenced repeatedly, so they at least exist.

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Gargoyle Princess

Any "Broadway" jokes are prohibited.

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Orphan Princess

Poor, poor Orphan Princess...

Kitchen Princess

A spin-off to the Kobold Princess above, done apparently in response to some anon who liked fat/stuffing pics. She is basically a big-bellied brown Kobold wearing a busted pot as a crown. Kitchen Princess's stats are almost identical to her Kobold Princess counterpart, aside from the fact she has maxed Love and no Wealth.

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Wakfu Princesses

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Gnoll Princess

What can be said that you aren't already thinking?

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Goat Mom Princess

She's a goat who's a mom and also a princess.

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Owlbear Princess

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Canuck Princess

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Panda Princess (Emperor's Harem)

Loves cuddling and eating fruit in the snow, doesn't like unprotected sex, pregnancy, or loud sneezes.

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Clown Princess

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Groups

Because afterall, it's a harem game!

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See Also

• Divinity: Dragon Commander - A legitimate vidya with similar elements.
• The Tower Girls Booru
• Towergirls threads on 8chan.
• 04b_19 Download
• Bebas Neue Download