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== Izzit Da Fukken Buglord?! == | == Izzit Da Fukken Buglord?! == | ||
There have been rumors going around the [[Inquisition]] that the Outsider is somehow involved with the whole [[Tyranid]] affair, and some even claim that The Outsider the Tyranid's [[Hive Mind]]. Of course such notion is not only [[Heresy]] in the extreme but also quite stupid, as the Outsider has been pretty explicit in not being too interested in Galactic affairs after the incident with him eating his own kin. Plus it would make no sense for a C'tan God to invest in biological engineering. For all the talk of being "the masters of evolution", the Tyranids have been shown recently to not be so infallible as once thought (there are multiple Imperial reports of ''entire'' Tyranid Hive Fleets starving to death because they could not find suitable biomass in time). So why the Outsider would decide to create a powerful but flawed biological race when his buddies down the block were creating the sheer [[Rape|rape machines]] that are [[Necrons]] and their subsidiary rape machines (such as their tank one-shoting, armor-melting, atom-destroying, house-cleaning, homework-helping, tax-doing, blow-job-giving guns) is unknown. | There have been rumors going around the [[Inquisition]] that the Outsider is somehow involved with the whole [[Tyranid]] affair, and some even claim that The Outsider is actually the Tyranid's [[Hive Mind]]. Of course such notion is not only [[Heresy]] in the extreme but also quite stupid, as the Outsider has been pretty explicit in not being too interested in Galactic affairs after the incident with him eating his own kin. Plus it would make no sense for a C'tan God to invest in biological engineering. For all the talk of being "the masters of evolution", the Tyranids have been shown recently to not be so infallible as once thought (there are multiple Imperial reports of ''entire'' Tyranid Hive Fleets starving to death because they could not find suitable biomass in time). So why the Outsider would decide to create a powerful but flawed biological race when his buddies down the block were creating the sheer [[Rape|rape machines]] that are [[Necrons]] and their subsidiary rape machines (such as their tank one-shoting, armor-melting, atom-destroying, house-cleaning, homework-helping, tax-doing, blow-job-giving guns) is unknown. | ||
Maybe because it's crazy? | Maybe because it's crazy? | ||
All that ''is'' known at this time is that more speculation is needed. | All that ''is'' known at this time is that more speculation is needed. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== |
Revision as of 10:29, 24 February 2018
- The Grave Warning of The Outsider
Introduction
Tsara'noga AKA The Outsider was one of the C'tan Gods responsible for OMNOMNOMNOMING his/its fellow C'tan brethren along with the Nightbringer during the War in Heaven. Although in the Outsider's case, he was tricked by Cegorach instead of the Deceiver into believing that he will gain the power to rule over the material universe if he cannibalized his brethren (fuck knows why a C’tan would even care about something like that). It is not known whether the Outsider is a dude or a chick or simply gender flu- BLAM! We just call it a dude for simplistics' sake! However of the few fan artworks we have of the Outsider, it seems that almost all of them like to imagine him with dreadlocks like a psychotic robo-Bob Marley or ever as a her. However, for reasons that can only be speculated at, a fragment of each consumed deities consciousness' remained within the Outsider and plagued their mind, driving it insane (It may just be all of the consumed C'tan nagging at the Outsider on how much of a dumbass he is for fucking them over and turning them into Pokemon).
Because of this, the Outsider grew super depressed and fled the known Galaxy before hiding inside a Dyson Sphere to sulk and cry for all eternity. It's safe to assume that he is the C'tan equivalent of Corvus Corax. It also had a hellish presence, and it caused madness in all who came close; many killed themselves rather than having to face the Outsider. Chaos wishes it could inspire this amount of madness. While the Outsider cannot match the Nightbringer for pure force, or the Deceiver for guile and cunning, it is rumored to be the most deadly and dangerous of the four remaining C'tan. This is probably because the rest of the C'Tan gods are divided and Pokeymanned, and The Outsider is the last intact C'Tan god. So if the Outsider ever returned from his exile, the Galaxy would promptly shit bricks. What else would happen when an extra-galactic immortal ethereal entity of overwhelming power, that consumes minds and destroys sanity itself returns for more?
Izzit Da Fukken Buglord?!
There have been rumors going around the Inquisition that the Outsider is somehow involved with the whole Tyranid affair, and some even claim that The Outsider is actually the Tyranid's Hive Mind. Of course such notion is not only Heresy in the extreme but also quite stupid, as the Outsider has been pretty explicit in not being too interested in Galactic affairs after the incident with him eating his own kin. Plus it would make no sense for a C'tan God to invest in biological engineering. For all the talk of being "the masters of evolution", the Tyranids have been shown recently to not be so infallible as once thought (there are multiple Imperial reports of entire Tyranid Hive Fleets starving to death because they could not find suitable biomass in time). So why the Outsider would decide to create a powerful but flawed biological race when his buddies down the block were creating the sheer rape machines that are Necrons and their subsidiary rape machines (such as their tank one-shoting, armor-melting, atom-destroying, house-cleaning, homework-helping, tax-doing, blow-job-giving guns) is unknown.
Maybe because it's crazy?
All that is known at this time is that more speculation is needed.
Gallery
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The Outsider's home. Large and cozy.
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The Outsider in a necrodermis shell