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''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire'' | ''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire'' | ||
did I mention that twilight is [[Mary Sue]] hell? | did I mention that twilight is shitty [[Mary Sue]] hell? | ||
needless to say, it's the most boring fuckload of shit you will ever read, filled with "Plotholes bigger than jack thompson's asshole". | needless to say, it's the most boring fuckload of shit you will ever read, filled with "Plotholes bigger than jack thompson's asshole". | ||
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Twillight: Synopsis
Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the harry potter series.
basically a Mary Sue named bella gets saved from a car crash by edward, who is another Mary Sue who looks all semi-goth. After half the entire fucking book of semi-romantic bullshit, we learn that he's a vampire (because of pale skin and red eyes). the rest of the "action" involves Mary Sue bella, being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking Mary Sue boyfriend and the "twist" ends up being like this.
I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire
did I mention that twilight is shitty Mary Sue hell?
needless to say, it's the most boring fuckload of shit you will ever read, filled with "Plotholes bigger than jack thompson's asshole". oh, and they They made a FUCKING MOVIE out of it!