Warhammer 40,000/5th Edition Tactics/Chaos Daemons

Why Play Chaos Daemons

Do you like bitchin awesome huge models? Want an army that entirely deepstrikes? Are you totally unconcerned with the fact that you very well may never win again? Chaos Daemons might just be the army for you. In all seriousness, these guys are pretty awful and the only reason to play them is a fluff army. So go nuts, take the most questionable upgrades and field the most expensive units. One way or another things are going to be FUN*. Well unless you're playing against the Daemonhunters since they have abilities that can render your entire army utterly useless (as in unable to move or attack useless). Then things won't be WILL BE SUPER FUN*.

Unit Analysis

HQ

• Bloodthirster - Your basic big stabby HQ. He has wings to get him into close combat where he will invariably wreck shit before getting taken out. Take unholy might if anything, the other powers are pretty questionable.
  • Skarbrand, the Exiled One - Basically a wingless fleet bloodthirster who allows all units around him to reroll attacks in close combat. Why you would want to give rerolls in close combat when its the only place you have an edge is beyond me, but if you have to use it with high initiative slaanesh units to run the board.
    • An'ggrath - Costs twice as much as a normal bloodthirster pointswise at a whopping 888 points(you don't want to know how many dollars his model costs) but is an unholy monster in close combat, anything within range of his axe is pretty much dead but is just too stupid to realize it. But again, he costs A LOT and is a massive firemagnet. On the plus side, he eats titans and superheavies like Abaddon eats people, hell he could eat Abaddons for breakfast.
• Great Unclean One - Fifth edition pumped these guys up. Tough as mutated nails and scary in close combat with a variety of decent upgrades you don't need (but might want). His only downside is that he's ungodly slow, but its not as much of a liability as you'd think. Even if he rolls a bad scatter on his deep strike he can run towards the fight in fifth edition, which is both hilarious and effective.
  • Ku'gath, The Plaguefather - Schizophrenic. A good explosive shooting attack on a unit that should in close combat. His create nurglings ability is fun but questionable based on the game. An expensive variant of a cheap HQ choice, pass on him unless you really like his disgusting, rotten, flavor.
  • Scabeiathrax - Will never, ever, ever, ever die. He is to Great Unclean ones as An'ggrath is to bloodthirsters. Though he costs 777 points, with 10 wounds, feel no pain, invulnerable saves, armor saves, and toughness 9 there is practically nothing in the game that will kill him. He has a bunch of nurgling attacks, though not that many of his own. He's a big firemagnet, but given the amount of effort it takes to kill him; that won't do shit to him and in fact will be very good for the rest of your army. Use him in Big apocalypse games.
• Keeper of Secrets - Similar to the bloodthirster except fleet and tricksy instead of flying and beefy. Has a host of very interesting abilities including the ability to move units (say, right in front of a bloodthirster for example). Unfortunately every turn you're using this you aren't fleeting, which is bad. Pair him up with a bloodthirster and go crazy.
  • Zarakynel -Essentially the An'ggrath of Keeper of Secrets, while she is the weakest of the Uber Greater Daemons at 666 points, she is no slouch and will bring massive levels of oh so literal assrape to everything in her long reach.
• Lord of Change - What bloodthisters are to stabbing LoCs are to shooting. Up to three ranged attacks per round if you upgrade him to. The ability to fly, decent melee, and a good invulnerable save are just more frosting. Unfortunately he's also one of the most expensive cakes around, and can (will) go down to light weapons. Handle with care.
  • Fateweaver, Oracle of Tzeench - One way or another this guy will turn your game into a circus of hilarity. Either he will let your close combat units rampage across the board or he will die to a single low strength attack. FUN*.
  • Aetaos'Rau'Keres -
• Herald of Khorne - Give him a chariot to turn him into a finely tuned murder machine. Sure chariot makes him lose his independent character status, but who the hell cares when your whole army is fearless anyways?
  • Skulltaker - 4+ rending and instakill are nice, but at this point level you may as well take a bloodthirster.
• Herald of Nurgle - Don't stack up well despite their good set of upgrades (unholy might excluded). Passable in every sense of the word.
  • Epidemius - In high point all nurgle army (lolwut?) he could quickly pump your units to absurd levels, otherwise his pathetic statline and price make him a pass.
• Herald of Slaanesh - A decently balanced faster unit. Still suffers from pavane's inherent problems.
  • The Masque - The ability to basically puppeteer the opposing army is tempting, but since she isn't an IC you'll have to make an extraordinary effort to keep this expensive choice alive. Another FUN* unit.
• Herald of Tzeentch - A lot of dakka in a small package. Upgrade and put them on a chariot and they'll be both shooty and survivable. A solid choice.
  • The Blue Scribes - Expensive long range shooters who should be kept out of melee at all costs. Having every spell is fun but not nearly as cost effective as buying its herald version. I dunno, stick it with some horrors or something. Whatever.

Elite

• Beasts of Nurgle - It's a pile of Puss. Know those "Spawn" that are in the Chaos marine codex, that everyone laughs at? Yep, That's what a Beast of Nurgle is... They're T5, with FNP,and eternal warrior, that's cool, but they're slow (Infantry, with slow and purposeless) not really that durable (only a 5++) and you can't count on them to *do* anything (1d6 S4 attacks, lol) One of them can be given Noxious Touch, but with random attacks, that might never make any real difference. As only FIVE more points gets you a freakin' Bloodcrusher, why would you ever (seriously) take these? Easily the worst elite option. But if you like bags of puss, fuck it, you're playing Chaos Daemons!
• Bloodcrushers of Khorne - One of the best units you have access to. WS5 S5 T5 I4 with 3 Power-Weapon Attacks, Furious Charge, 2 wounds, and a 3+/5++ all for the cost of a terminator? Sweet Khorne YES! Only downside? Those hoof's were made for walkin', and your opponent will shoot everything he can at them. Murderously destructive should they make it into h2h, draws so much fire it gives your other units a chance to make it to the party to. None of their upgrades are bad, and musical wounds is very entertaining with this group. The best elite choice, but really expensive $$ wise for the models.
• Fiends of Slaanesh - These guys look *weird*. They're the cheapest of the elite options, and adequately killy. they're pretty fast (Hit and run, beasts) with an impressive 5 S5 rending attacks at a good initiative (5). The downside? T4, with no armor save. They'll drop like flies to lasguns.
• Flamers of Tzeentch - 35 point flamethrower from hell, but frail as they come. (T4, W1, with only a 4++) Absolutely pathetic in hand-to-hand (WS2, with 2 S4 attacks) and they'll get charged if they don't wipe out their target in the first volley. And even if they do, something else will usually charge them.

Troop

• Bloodletters of Khorne - Strong, costly models who are hampered by their lack of grenades, the Bloodletters are a force to be reckoned with. Every member of the squad comes with a power weapon standard, making MEQ armies piss themselves in horror until they realize you don't have grenades OR an armour save.
• Daemonettes of Slaanesh - Cheapest troop choice next to Nurglings (lol Nurglings), they have fleet and rending. Like every other force organization slot, the Slaanesh unit is faster and more fragile than the Khorne unit just like the Nurgle unit is slower but more durable. They would be designed to tie up the enemy before they have a chance to use their ranged weapons, but being forced to deep strike makes their whole strategy for the most part useless. As probably the best single representation of this army, they're very colorful, unique, and not necessarily bad in their own right, but if you want to play them, you have no choice but to cross your fingers and hope the enemy didn't bring a lot of guns.
• Nurglings - They're nonscoring troops that can't shoot, can't assault, and don't even tarpit as well as you'd like them to. Their sole redeeming value is as dirt cheap additions to an Epedimius list. It rarely works but watching your opponent's eyes glisten with shame and rage as your Nurglings wound on a 2+ and ignore armor is priceless.
• Pink Horrors of Tzeentch - Being the most expensive Troops choice (and the only troops choice with ANY ranged fire) they shoot 3 Assault Weapon shots per model. Being able to fire from wherever they successfully deep strike from before taking any damage actually makes them worth their high points cost, granted of course they survive long enough to fire another shot. (which being as good in combat as the Flamers are is guaranteed to never happen again the moment they get assaulted in combat. Mark them up as the FUN* Troops choice of the army.
  • The Changeling - You'd think this would be an independent character, since, you know, it has its own model. But no. A $15 $16.50 model for a 5 pt. upgrade to a Pink Horror squad that grants a very mediocre chance for 1 shooting enemy unit to have its fire misdirected to another enemy unit. It's based on a failed leadership test so odds are it won't happen but then again it's 5 freaking points. (And don't waste your money on the model when they gave you a perfectly good musician's arm to use in its place).
• Plaguebearers of Nurgle - Objective holders unparalleled, there's always room for at least one squad of Plaguebearers in any army. Drop them down on an objective and watch T5 FnP do its work.

Fast Attack

• Flesh Hounds of Khorne - Sure they're faster than most Khorne units but no power weapons makes the blood god cry. There's really nothing here that another unit wouldn't do cheaper or better unless you're facing a pysker heavy army.
  • Karanak - A hound with a slightly bumped up statline and rending. He also gives his squad move through cover which helps their survivability a little. Still he fails to solve the Flesh Hound's identity crisis and makes them considerably more expensive in the process.
• Furies of Chaos - Statline like a marine except they fight like guardsmen. Wings gives them the mobility needed to run around putting out fires, but its about all they have going for them. They're a tarpit. A speedy, ridiculously overpriced tarpit. You can cry now.
• Screamers of Tzeentch - Tzeentch got sick of people bitching about Chaos' lack of anti-tank so he stuck wings on some meltabombs and let them lose. They will get mowed down if properly targeted/assaulted, so be sure you're using them tactically to herd enemies or as a small suicide squad.
• Seekers of Slaanesh - More expensive than daemonette's and just as fragile. Pray to Slaanesh your enemy doesn't have any guns free.

Heavy Support

• Daemon Prince - Quite versatile but expensive as all get out. The most popular choice currently is a Tzeentch demon with bolt. Wings can help them be where they need to be, but they jack up the price considerably and should only be taken for a clear purpose.
• Soul Grinder - Its going to die like a bitch to meltafire but what are you going to do take one of your other vehicles? Take Phlegm and melt some space marines with his template. Tongue isn't awful but it relies on the Soul Grinder's dodgy BS and you're just as well off using fleet to mix it up in close combat.

Building your Army

• Mount your army on round bases, and make properly sized regiment bases for them, so you can easily swap them into a Fantasy army, where they're actually good.

And by good, we mean absolutely broken.

Tactics

Pray that chaos doesn't abandon you. Realize that this is a shit army, and just have fun with it. Seriously, 1/3 chance of getting turn 1 raped does not make for a competitive army.

Also, when facing 5th Edition Grey Knights, ragequit immediately. Nobody will blame you. GW buffed the Army that already could fuck you hard up the ass while suffering zero casualties into the fucking stratosphere. The one you spent a tonne of money on.

*The chaos gods do not guarantee fun. Fun subject to early termination at Tzeentch's discretion. Fun is to be taken in context of Dwarf Fortress