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==The Day== | ==The Day== | ||
Wednesdays are boring | Wednesdays are boring, stupid and uneventful. | ||
==Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays== | ==Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays== | ||
*No relations | * No relations. | ||
*You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia). | * You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia). | ||
*Not a lot of [[promotions]] for you | * Not a lot of [[promotions]] for you. | ||
*School | * School, if you like staying ignorant. | ||
*Unexciting shit | * Unexciting shit. | ||
*No fun | * No fun. | ||
*Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly) | * Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly). | ||
*Your boss becomes a massive testicle face | * Your boss becomes a massive testicle face. | ||
* | * Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned [[World of Warcraft|computer shit]]. | ||
==Good things== | ==Good things== | ||
Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen. | Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen. | ||
*Lots of [[Dark Angels| | * Lots of [[Dark Angels|poets]] will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves. | ||
*If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is. | * If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is. | ||
*New comics. That's gotta count for something. | * New comics. That's gotta count for something. | ||
*Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | * Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | ||
*Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of [[Awesome|everything ever]] | * Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of [[Awesome|everything ever]]. | ||
*Band night! Beer, guitars, keyboards, girls singing. | * Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing. | ||
*Most reviews and | * Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day | ||
==In Conclusion== | ==In Conclusion== | ||
Wednesdays suck. | Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't. | ||
{{DaysOfTheWeek}} | {{DaysOfTheWeek}} | ||
Revision as of 10:58, 23 May 2016
The Day
Wednesdays are boring, stupid and uneventful.
Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays
- No relations.
- You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia).
- Not a lot of promotions for you.
- School, if you like staying ignorant.
- Unexciting shit.
- No fun.
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly).
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
- Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit.
Good things
Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen.
- Lots of poets will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves.
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- New comics. That's gotta count for something.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever.
- Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
- Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day
In Conclusion
Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't.
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