Wednesday

The Day

Wednesdays are boring, stupid and uneventful.

Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays

• No relations.
• You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia).
• Not a lot of promotions for you.
• School, if you like staying ignorant.
• Unexciting shit.
• No fun.
• Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly).
• Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
• Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit.

Good things

Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen.

• Lots of poets will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves.
• If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
• New comics. That's gotta count for something.
• Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
• Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever.
• Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
• Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day
• If you're a student in Finland, Wednesday is mini-Saturday

In Conclusion

Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't.

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