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Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't. That's probably because people have realized how much the day in the middle of the week can suck, so we put a ton of interesting things to happen on this day to compensate. | |||
Wednesdays | |||
==Bad | ==Bad things that happen on Wednesdays== | ||
* No relations. | * No relations. | ||
* Not a lot of [[promotions]] for you. | * Not a lot of [[promotions]] for you. | ||
* School, if you like staying ignorant. | * School, if you like staying ignorant. | ||
* | * Your boss becomes a massive testicle face. | ||
* | * Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play some goddamned [[World of Warcraft|computer shit]]. | ||
* Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly). | * Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly). | ||
==Good things== | ==Good things that happen on Wednesdays== | ||
* If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is. | |||
* Lots of [[Dark Angels|poets]] will attempt (and succeed) to kill themselves. | |||
* If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. | * New comics. | ||
* New comics | * Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now it isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | ||
* Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | |||
* Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of [[Awesome|everything ever]]. | * Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of [[Awesome|everything ever]]. | ||
* Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing. | * Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing. | ||
* Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day | * Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day. | ||
* If you're a student in Finland, Wednesday is mini-Saturday | * If you're a student in Finland or Sweden, Wednesday is mini-Saturday. | ||
{{DaysOfTheWeek}} | {{DaysOfTheWeek}} | ||
Revision as of 09:55, 22 November 2016
Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't. That's probably because people have realized how much the day in the middle of the week can suck, so we put a ton of interesting things to happen on this day to compensate.
Bad things that happen on Wednesdays
- No relations.
- Not a lot of promotions for you.
- School, if you like staying ignorant.
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
- Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play some goddamned computer shit.
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly).
Good things that happen on Wednesdays
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- Lots of poets will attempt (and succeed) to kill themselves.
- New comics.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now it isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever.
- Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
- Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day.
- If you're a student in Finland or Sweden, Wednesday is mini-Saturday.
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