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OK , the | OK , the World Eaters are the second angriest chapter of marines ever, second only to the Angry Marines. Their primarch's name is a pun on the fact that their so damn angry (Angron). | ||
The World Eaters liked to kill stuff in a violent way, which was good at first, until the Emprah got wind of just how violent they actually were. Actually disturbing to a guy who was leading a galaxy-wide genocide against dem xenos. No thought, just axe to the head and drink the tomato juice, probably on account of the lobotomy and device put in their brains to make even MORE aggressive. And it made the emperor say, "Hey that's not ok," so they turned to Horus who let them do what they wanted, and then they started worshiping Khorne, Dark God of put the Pointy End into the Squishy Thing that Screams and Bleeds. | |||
The | The World Eaters liek to wear silly helmets, once again going back to the partial lobotomy, that only they seem to have access too. | ||
A hell of a guy by the name of Kharn comes from this chapter, Hell of a guy that Kharn is....... | A hell of a guy by the name of Kharn comes from this chapter, Hell of a guy that Kharn is....... | ||
In summation World Eaters: | |||
They liek to yell A LOT, THEY ALSO LIEK TO YELL THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, and scream, and kill stuff, and they have CHAIN AXES and silly helmets. And partial lobotomies. | |||
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OK , the World Eaters are the second angriest chapter of marines ever, second only to the Angry Marines. Their primarch's name is a pun on the fact that their so damn angry (Angron).
The World Eaters liked to kill stuff in a violent way, which was good at first, until the Emprah got wind of just how violent they actually were. Actually disturbing to a guy who was leading a galaxy-wide genocide against dem xenos. No thought, just axe to the head and drink the tomato juice, probably on account of the lobotomy and device put in their brains to make even MORE aggressive. And it made the emperor say, "Hey that's not ok," so they turned to Horus who let them do what they wanted, and then they started worshiping Khorne, Dark God of put the Pointy End into the Squishy Thing that Screams and Bleeds.
The World Eaters liek to wear silly helmets, once again going back to the partial lobotomy, that only they seem to have access too.
A hell of a guy by the name of Kharn comes from this chapter, Hell of a guy that Kharn is.......
In summation World Eaters:
They liek to yell A LOT, THEY ALSO LIEK TO YELL THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, and scream, and kill stuff, and they have CHAIN AXES and silly helmets. And partial lobotomies.