You rolled a 1

Check	What happens
Alchemy	It exposed in your face. Take ½ subdued damage
Animal Empathy	The animal attacks you
Appraise	It is in-between 1Cp and 1,000,000 Gp
Balance	You trip over your own feet
Bluff	You tell them the truth.
Climb	You brake the thing your climbing on
Concentration	Look! A shiny thing!
Craft/ Use Magic Device	It brakes as soon as you touch it
Decipher Script	The exact translation is “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”
Diplomacy/ Pick Pocket	You punch them in the face
Disable Device	You place your finger in a mouse trap
Disguise	You place an big red arrow pointing at you over your head
Escape Artist	You become more entangled, escape DC increases 1d4
Forgery	It looks like a child using crayons made it.
Gather Information	That tree over there, is a tree
Handle Animal	It bites/kicks you
Heal	You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage
Hide	You hold up a single leaf over your face
Intimidate	“You’re a fat big poopy head!”
Intuit Direction	You place you hands over your eyes and spin around
Jump	You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check
Knowledge	It may or may not exist
Listen	You hear crickets
Move Silently	STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Open Lock	You brake your tool in the keyhole
Perform	You lose 1d10 cp
Profession	Your fired
Read Lips	Like lip reading a sock puppet
Ride	You are trampled by your own horse
Scry	You spy on a brick wall
Search	You find your own hands
Sense Motive	They do not have a motive
Spellcraft	Is magic
Spot	You spot the inside of your own eyelids
Swim	You fall like a rock
Tumble	You fall on tour head. Take falling damage +10 ft
Wilderness Lore	You identify the dirt as being dirt
Initiative	You do not know your in combat until you get hit
Melee attacking	You drop your weapon
Ranged attack	You fare/ throw it in the opposite duration
Fortitude save	You take max primary and secondary damage
Reflex save	The enemy critical hits you square in the face
Will save	Spell becomes Dominate Person