Battle for Dominus Pillowus

On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers.

Characters

This section includes all characters involved in this clusterfuck.

Imperial Forces

Imperial Guard

Commissar Xenofucker

Saint Waifu Commander

Psykerbro

Marcus

Guardsman who was almost raped by Eldar

Assortment of Kriegers

Space Marines

Penicillus, Apothecary of the Deathwing

Ultramarine Bro

Minotaurs

Blood Ravens

Sisters of Battle

Living Saint Celestein (not Celestine)

Living Saint Celestine (not Celestein)

Canoness Olivia III, Order of the August Vigil

Sister Lydia

Animal-loving Sister Hospitaller

Mechanicus

Enginseer Mike L33

Inquisition

Xeno Hunting Inquisitor:

Ordo Malleus Inquisitor: Showed up late to the party, and when he found out about the Tau-Slaanesh-Daemon Engune-Craftworld, left for the nearest Imperial Port to get drunk.

Eldar

Thirsty Farseer

Constantiy-respawning Eldar

Chaos

Daemonette

SlaaneshTau

Tyranid/Ork/Orkanids

Gitsmacka

DokTank

Necrons

Necron Lord 1

Necron Lord 2

Tau

Ethereal

Gallery

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