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==Imperial Forces== | |||
====Imperial Guard==== | |||
*Commissar Xenofucker: | *Commissar Xenofucker: | ||
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*Random Harmonica Guardsman: | *Random Harmonica Guardsman: | ||
====Space Marines==== | |||
*Penicillus, Apothecary of the Deathwing | *Penicillus, Apothecary of the Deathwing | ||
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*Deathwatch | *Deathwatch | ||
====Sisters of Battle==== | |||
*Living Saint Celestein (not Celestine) | *Living Saint Celestein (not Celestine) | ||
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*Animal-loving Sister Hospitaller | *Animal-loving Sister Hospitaller | ||
====Mechanicus==== | |||
'''Enginseer Mike L33:''' Used an Earthshaker Cannon on Daemon Prince Commissar Xenofucker. | '''Enginseer Mike L33:''' Used an Earthshaker Cannon on Daemon Prince Commissar Xenofucker. | ||
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'''Archmagos Magnificus Apparatos''' Responsible for the deployment of Titan legions on the planet as a means to both capture the Orb and avoid an Exterminatus | '''Archmagos Magnificus Apparatos''' Responsible for the deployment of Titan legions on the planet as a means to both capture the Orb and avoid an Exterminatus | ||
====Inquisition==== | |||
'''Xeno Hunting Inquisitor:''' | '''Xeno Hunting Inquisitor:''' | ||
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'''Ordo Malleus Inquisitor:''' Showed up late to the party, and when he found out about the Tau-Slaanesh-Daemon Engune-Craftworld, left for the nearest Imperial Port to get drunk. | '''Ordo Malleus Inquisitor:''' Showed up late to the party, and when he found out about the Tau-Slaanesh-Daemon Engune-Craftworld, left for the nearest Imperial Port to get drunk. | ||
==Xenos== | |||
=====Eldar===== | =====Eldar===== | ||
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Slaneshi Diplothot | Slaneshi Diplothot | ||
==Chaos Forces== | |||
====Slaaneshi==== | ====Slaaneshi==== | ||
Revision as of 12:42, 6 July 2018
On a backwater Imperial planet. a Guardsman buys a Celestine Bodypillow from a passing Rogue Trader. Fearing reprise from an angry Commissar, he tattles on the Commissar's xenofucking habits to a Priest. Said priest turns out to be an undercover Inquisitor investigating Commissar Xenofucker. The Inquisitor begins a sting operation and the local Regiment splits between the loyalists and the Taufuckers.
Characters
This section includes all characters involved in this clusterfuck.
Imperial Forces
Imperial Guard
- Commissar Xenofucker:
- Saint Waifu Commander:
- Sanctioned Psyker who was almost raped by Daemonette:
- Marcus:
- Guardsman who was almost raped by Eldar:
- Assortment of Kriegers:
- Random Harmonica Guardsman:
Space Marines
- Penicillus, Apothecary of the Deathwing
- Ultramarine Bro
- Minotaurs
- Blood Ravens
- Deathwatch
Sisters of Battle
- Living Saint Celestein (not Celestine)
- Living Saint Celestine (not Celestein)
- Canoness Olivia III, Order of the August Vigil
- Sister Lydia
- Animal-loving Sister Hospitaller
Mechanicus
Enginseer Mike L33: Used an Earthshaker Cannon on Daemon Prince Commissar Xenofucker.
Magos Xenobiologis: Realised entire biosphere of planet was in fact devolved Tyranids.
Dominus Exitium Imperator-Class Battle Titan responsible for the recovery of the Æonic Orb. Got smacked about by Orknids
Archmagos Magnificus Apparatos Responsible for the deployment of Titan legions on the planet as a means to both capture the Orb and avoid an Exterminatus
Inquisition
Xeno Hunting Inquisitor:
Ordo Malleus Inquisitor: Showed up late to the party, and when he found out about the Tau-Slaanesh-Daemon Engune-Craftworld, left for the nearest Imperial Port to get drunk.
Xenos
Eldar
Thirsty Farseer: Was infected by a disease made by Nurgle, who wanted to boost Eldar birthdates so as to make Isha happy. Tried to rape Guardsman, but Psykerbro kept her away.
Constantiy-respawning Eldar: Died over and over again, eventually defecting to Imperial forces. Was a titan at one point in time.
Dark Eldar: Went raiding. Some of them took advantage of the vorefest between the Hive Fleet and the Daemon Engine Craftworld to get more suffering and ecstasy.
Tyranid/Ork/Orkanids?
Gitsmacka
DokTank
Hivefleet
Planetary Hivemind
Rapevines
Necrons
Necron Lord I
Necron Lord II
Unnamed Destroyer Lord
Æonic Orb
Tau
Ethereal
Slaneshau Leader
Slaneshi Diplothot
Chaos Forces
Slaaneshi
Daemonette: Developed a hug fetish. Has a crush on Psykerbro.
Chaos Lord Vögeln: Chaos Lord of the "Alluring Ostriches" warband. Failed in his mission by Slaanesh him/her/itself to cum on the Celestine Bodypillow, and was turned into Chaos Spawn for his failure. Wait no-AAASJEHDUBEUJSIJSJ
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