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Look at this fucking [[Brits|armour]]. You know you want it.
Look at this fucking [[Brits|armour]]. You know you want it.


Recently, [[Forge World]] actually put out a line of the old pre-Heresy armors, including the Corvus (Beakie) Pattern, and even older armors as well. This is far more awesome than it sounds, and the line comes with weapons accurately modeled to old [[Rogue_Trader_(Sourcebook)|Rogue Trader]] illustrations. You know those old, crappy show models you keep on your shelf to prove your [[Neckbeard]] superiority?  Well, now you can actually get ''good'' versions of them, that you aren't [[FAIL|pants-wettingly scared to play with.]]
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Revision as of 13:59, 28 October 2014

This article or section is about something oldschool - and awesome.
Make sure your rose-tinted glasses are on nice and tight, and prepare for a lovely walk down nostalgia lane.
Beakie attempting to kiss an Ork.

Popular name for Space Marines, derived from the helmet shapes of Mk. VI 'Corvus' powered armour, an earlier pattern of Space Marine armour. Looked like KNIGHTS IN SPAAAAACE. Now they look like Stormtroopers on steroids. The Raven Guard has more of this pattern of armor than any other chapter.

Actually a result of games workshops' shitty molding skills in the early days and later attempts to retcon old models into being acceptable.


Excuse me, WTF are you doing?
For the EmperoAAAAGGGHHHH
It's awesome, isn't it?
Aren't beakies Dawwwesome?

Look at this fucking armour. You know you want it.

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A Comparison

Beakies Modern marines
Dicks that work.

Badass space cops.

Get shit done.

Not afraid to choke a bitch.

Kill xenos, mutants and heretics and doesn't afraid of anything

Betrayed the Emperor!

WE ARE DA SPEHSS MAHREENS! WE ARE TEH EMPRA'S FUREH!!!

Pauldrons