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DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.
DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.


Goddamnit, [[4e]].
For the same DC regarding manticores, you get to know it is 3 rows of teeth and that it can speak common and that it can be tricked easily.
 
The bear lore [[meme]] started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/
 
=='''Other Lore'''==
'''BEE LORE'''
A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees.
DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
 
'''Fire Lore'''
DC15: Fire is Hot
DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires
DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!
 
'''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:'''
DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.
DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.
DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.
 
'''Nigger Lore'''
DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens
DC20: Around blacks, never relax/.
DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.
 
'''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore'''
DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear
DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair"
DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?
 
'''Cliff Lore'''
DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things
DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt
DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all
 
'''Spy Lore checks'''
DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy
DC 20: GENTLEMEN
DC 25: That's your blood on his suit
 
'''Human Lore'''
DC 10: They are squishy
DC 20: They're bastards most of the time.
DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN
 
'''Pyro lore:'''
DC 20: Pyro haet spies
DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower
DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead
 
 


The bear lore [[meme]] started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there was much [[RAGE]] to be had as people continued to [[shitstorm]] about how shitty 4th edition is. The thread originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/
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We're not even making this shit up.

What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? BEAR LORE TIME!

Roll a Nature check.

DC15: Cave bears live in caves.

DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.

For the same DC regarding manticores, you get to know it is 3 rows of teeth and that it can speak common and that it can be tricked easily.

The bear lore meme started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/

Other Lore

BEE LORE A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check. DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees. DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Fire Lore DC15: Fire is Hot DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!

Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following: DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week. DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine. DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.

Nigger Lore DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens DC20: Around blacks, never relax/. DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.

Fuzzy Wozzie Lore DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair" DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?

Cliff Lore DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all

Spy Lore checks DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy DC 20: GENTLEMEN DC 25: That's your blood on his suit

Human Lore DC 10: They are squishy DC 20: They're bastards most of the time. DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN

Pyro lore: DC 20: Pyro haet spies DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead


Gallery

  • Cave bears live in caves.

    Cave bears live in caves.

  • A bear and its natural weapon.

    A bear and its natural weapon.

  • BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.

    BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.

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