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'''Advances''': Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble
'''Advances''': Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble


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Revision as of 05:05, 31 March 2013

Intro

Being a company of those orcs who favor the art of long-distance combat, allowing them to assault their enemies from the far side of a mob of goblins.

Stats

Warband Rating: 176

Gold: 85gc

Wyrdstone: 3 shards

Heroes

Da Big Boss, Barka "Dakka" Ironteef

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 4 5 4 4 1 3 1 8




Da Big Boss of the Dakka Lads, Barka is known for his obsession with the art of shooting things with his massive crossbow, including enemies, architecture, and (when bored) his own goblins.

Boss, 110 pts

Experience: 32

Gear: Axe, knife, crossbow

Special Rules: Leader, Weapon Expert, Nimble

Advances: Weapon Expert, +1 BS, Nimble

Gitfinda Gurnik

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 4 3 3 4 2 3 1 7




The hunter of the Dakka Lads, Gurnik prefers to lie in wait, hiding under the rubble, until something exciting wanders along for him to shoot at. He has yet to master the concept of silence, however, which invariably tips off his prey.

Big 'Un, 65 pts

Experience: 24

Gear: Knife, handgun

Special Rules: Weapon "Expert", "Hunter"

Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, +1W

Shurk da Shoota

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 4 3 3 4 1 3 1 7




The self-proclaimed master armorer of the Dakka Lads, Shurk is actually fairly skilled in his chosen trade - by orc standards, anyway. He keeps their various crossbows in functional condition despite the lads' best efforts to the contrary.

Big 'Un, 65 pts

Experience: 26

Gear: Knife, handgun

Special Rules: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble

Advances: Weapon Expert, Hunter, Nimble

"Bang!"

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 3 3 3 4 1 3 1 7




A wandering orc shaman who stumbled across the Dakka Ladz known only by his nickname. Bang! delights in conjuring magical bullets and showering his enemies with them from afar.

Shaman, 40 pts

Experience: 10

Gear: Knife

Special Rules: Wizard

Advances: Spell: Zzap!

Henchorcs

Fanty an' Mingo

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 3 4 4 4 1 2 1 7




The junior Dakka Lads, Fanty and Mingo are twin orc boyz who had a hobby of shooting down birds with makeshift slingshots before Barka drafted them into his gang.

Boyz, 64 pts each

Experience: 7

Gear: Crossbow, knife

Special Rules: Animosity

Advances: +1S, +1 BS

'Nik's Ladz

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 2 3 4 3 1 3 2 5




Bork da Wyrdthief, Aki Ax, Timmy

A pack of wandering goblins who fell under Gurnik's command when he ambushed and shot their previous leader. Having finally taken casualties against the bloody Kislevites, they recruited the local goblin ax-murderer. Because that's a good idea. Tragically, they were unable to replace their runtiest member after he fell in battle.

Goblins, 34 pts each

Experience: 7

Gear: Axe

Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts

Advances: +1A, +1S

Shurk's Ladz

M WS BS S T W I A Ld
4 2 3 4 3 1 4 1 5




Carver Urd, Fixer Firk, Lumberer Lund, Woody Raw

This quartet of scrawny, runty goblins serve as Shurk's assistants, scrounging materials for much-needed crossbow repairs. After Renk was killed in battle and Korbo annoyed Shurk one too many times, a pair of passing goblins were hit on the head, treated to lots of booze, and inducted into the Ladz. Further zombie-related casualties led to the press-ganging of Kek, the renowned goblin drunkard. Sadly, a second chief assistant was killed, leading to more PROMOTIONS. A run-in with Chaos clowns led to the death of a third Chief Assistant, after which Shurk retired the post on the grounds that not even goblins were stupid enough to take it. Despite losing their drinking buddy to stinkin' 'umies, the goblins were finally bolstered by the addition of local greenskin woodworkers Raw and Lund.

Goblins, 30 pts each

Experience: 5

Gear: Axe

Special Rules: Animosity, Not Orcs, Runts

Advances: The Lad's Got Talent! / +1I, +1S

Equipment Stash

2 crossbows

Dead Boyz

Renk da Facerenda' (cause of death: halberd to the face)

Chief Assistant Korbo (cause of death: talked back)

Oiler Lan (cause of death: ghouls, plural)

Chief Assistant Mak (cause of death: Kenshiro)

Jek da Girlish (cause of death: swoooooords)

Genre-Blind Ard (cause of death: horrible chaos monster)

Chief Assistant Poz (cause of death: took the wrong job)

Nok the Young (cause of death: headshot)

Drunk Kek (cause of death: ill-considered charge)

See Also

/TG/heim: JT and Friends Private League

/TG/heim