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Colonel Straken is no pussy. When a fucking shark ate half of him, he didn´t start to cry like sissy weeboo, he fucking ripped it´s throat off with his teeth. Then he went to a cave with a box of scraps and built himself a new arm. And now he goes around bitchslapping Land Raiders.
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He can make anybody near pissed off just by shouting at them.
 
'''"DO I HAVE TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING MYSELF?"'''

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