Boatmurdered

Yes, that dwarf IS on fire and he IS enraged.

"Welcome to fucking Boatmurdered!"

Boatmurdered is the story of an infamous Dwarf Fortress succession game played by Something Awful. Highlights include elephantine genocidal warfare against incessantly moronic-greedy dwarves and "Fuck the World" levers that annihilate everything outside of the fortress in a cloud of all-annihilating steam. There really is no good way to convey the insanity beyond reading the story itself. So go do so.

See Also

• Journal of Kith

External Links

• Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Boatmurdered- deadlink, let's all cry now.

Gallery

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  Project: FUCK THE WORLD in operation.

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  The end of a legend.

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  Also the end of a legend.