C.S. Goto
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Cassern Sebastian Goto is a black, Irish leper, who is one of /tg/'s most beloved Black Library authors. His books contain plenty of juicy sexual Eldar torture scenes, and also completely disregard most Warhammer 40,000 canon. Most likely because they are actually recycled versions of his old movie scripts (rejected by all studios with at least as much sense of self-preservation as a retarded lemming - ie all of them) from fifteen years ago, with just some names changed.
Multilasers, anyone?
Oh yea. And Eldar. It's fucking CANON that the Aspect Warriors don't own their armor (except Exarchs, but theirs doesn't come off) and return it to the Aspect shrine when they grow too much sense to play dress-up kung-fu ninjas anymore. Goto had several Eldar keeping the helmets they wore as Aspect Warriors like some sort of fucking souvenir.
Or D-Cannons? The things teleport chunks out of the target (looks kind of like Looney Toons-style swiss cheese production, but messier). The retard had them fire bullets.
Or Biel Tan's Avatar? Apparently he hasn't had his Wailing Doom sword for the past 3,000 years. And is dead.
It's not like the fucking Space Elves don't deserve everything this man throws at them, though.
Everyone knows that Terminators, wearing the ridiculously heavy armour that they do, are perfectly capable of performing backflips, right? No, not right, fucking stupid.
Land Raiders. They can transform into Razorbacks now. (They also change back in under a page and a half)
Khornate Sorcerer. (RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!)
While similar accusations might be fairly leveled at almost any Black Library author; instead of the usual once-per-book or once-per-chapter, or even just once, against Goto you can count one for every page on average (sometimes more).
He is also the only Black Library writer to ever be so much of a pussy to try excusing himself with "having an artistic license" (which in his definition apparently means he's being free to screw the canon left, right and inside out however it fucking pleases him). He is apparently also a cigar-smoking midget, and rides a motorcycle that pleasures him simultaneously—much like Doomrider—which pleases him.
It is also a known fact that Matt Ward is another pen name for C.S. Goto.(What? You thought the books they wrote were similarily terrible by coincidence?)
Fortunately, though GW demand that anything published through The Black Library be considered canon, they also state that canon doesn't necessarily mean true. The work (in universe) may be written as Imperial propaganda, for example. Or in this case, the real-world fan fiction of a disabled child living in the slums of a hive city. C.S. Goto is not Ben Counter, though he may wish he was.
Still, it could get worse, just pray to the Emperor that it doesn't.
http://www.csgoto.com/csgotopositions.html
read the interview. we KNOWS about the multi lasers and all the stuff we said about him. he reads the pages and forum about him....and he please him....yeah. he is kind a avatar of tzeetch. trolling everything in this way
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This is what C. S. Goto actually believes.
