Catachan Jungle Fighters
Catachan Jungle Fighters
The Catachan Jungle Fighters are an Imperial Guard army from the Death-world of Catachan. they are noted for among other things having quite possibly the Largest balls in the entire Imperium.
Catachan: A very, very, very, very, very shitty place to live
You think it sucks were you live, hah you know nothing. here are just a few reasons why Catachan is the last place in the entire Galaxy you would want to visit:
- 1/2 the babies
dieare eaten before they are three - 1/2 of the survivors are eaten before they are ten
- you are on the single deadliest planet in the known universe
- you are basically living in the perpetual first stages of a Tyranid invasion
- most of the predators on Catachan aren't giant monster's like you'd find on Fenris or Cretaciaoh no those you will usually see before they eat you, Catachan's killers are small things usually just insects which you will almost certainly not see before they try to kill you
- If the animals don't kill you the Plants will
- the planets only export is guardsmen