Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)

The Dark Elves (or Druchii) of Naggaroth are one of the major races of Warhammer Fantasy and the dark kin of the High Elves.

History

Once upon a fucking time, there was an elf named Malekith, who was the child of the first Phoenix King Aenarion and the Sorceress Morathi. When Aenarion died fighting the Daemons of Chaos, there was a debate amongst the Princes of Ulthuan as to who would become the next Phoenix King. Now Malekith expected the princes to choose him, but they instead chose Prince Bel Shanaar of Tiranoc, because they (rightly) feared that Malekith would militarize Ulthuan and go about destroying and conquering shit around the world. Now of course, this decision made Malekith make a huge temper tantrum and vowed to take his rightful place as ruler of Ulthuan.

So after a series of events that involved lots of lying, backstabbing, secret bargains and other douchebaggery, Malekith poisoned Bel Shanaar (specifically, he grabbed him and forced him to drink a goblet of poisoned wine after being offered it but tried to politely refuse), and killed the many of the Princes gathered in the Shrine of Asuryan. When Malekith stepped into the Flame of Asuryan to prove he was the true king of Ulthuan, the flames burned his flesh and spat him out because it didn't like the taste of his dickery. So after his followers escaped with their charred leader, Morathi saved her son from death and commissioned a renegade priest of Vaul to create the Armor of Midnight and welded it to Malekiths flesh.

So after a long civil war, Malekith and his followers were banished from Ulthuan and sailed to a new land, via the city sized Black Arks, which they named Naggaroth and renamed themselves the Druchii (Dark Elves). To this day, Malekith and the Druchii continue fighting the Asur in order to take revenge against their hated kin (because daddy's little prince can't be happy being king of a race and a new land, no he has to have the one particular crown after all...kind of being a bit spoiled there Malekith me old mate).

Society

Dark Elf society can be summed as pretty much fucked up.

Druchii love raiding, pillaging, enslaving and killing the lesser races, but most especially their hated kin. May whatever God have mercy on the bastards that have been unlucky enough to be enslaved by them. Chances are that they'll inflict such horrific tortures upon their slaves so vile that it will make Ramsay Boltons torture of Theon Greyjoy look like a picnic, or they will gruesomely sacrifice them to Khaine. Doing slave labor isn't any much different, since they'll be continuously whipped or beaten to work until exhaustion, in which case they'll still be tortured or sacrificed (and on the rare occasions they do get fed, you don't want to know that the food is or where they got it).

The Druchii also have this fun little event called "Death Night", a ten-day (8th change it to just one) orgy of bloodshed where the Witch Elves go door to door and kill some people in sacrifice to Khaine and kidnap children. Females are sent to become Witch Elves or Sorceresses whilst males are thrown into a boiling cauldron of blood, and any lucky enough to survive are trained to become Assassins. The best the inhabitants could do during this particular night is to blockade their homes and pray for the best, for if the Witch Elves decide to choose their's, tough luck for them (unless they can bribe the temple with a HUGE slave donation, then they might be spared). How the fuck they get anything done is anyone's guess, also the fact that they seem to still outnumber the high elves (despite High Elves almost always inflicting far heavier casualties then they do), although their constant sexual orgies may be a contributing factor to their population size.

Druchii believe that the strong should rule over the weak. They regularly plot against each other on a daily basis in order to advance themselves in the noble Hierarchy (just think the great houses playing the game of thrones in a Song of Ice and Fire except with Dark Elves and dialed to eleven). The only ones above them all is Malekith and Morathi.

Because of a prophecy which states that Malekith will be killed by a male Sorcerer, males have been made illegal to practicing magic. Though 7th edition does state that male sorcerers do exist, they just have to keep their practices a secret and 8th shows the ones who were still alive when Malekith are still around, only Malekith sold their souls to Sleenesh so they're too busy trying not to get there souls raped to try and murder the ass.

Dark Elves have a hobby of taming vicious monsters to serve as beasts of war (though with great difficulty depending on what they are). They were able tame Cold Ones, Manticores, fire breathing Hydras and Black Dragons (though the latter are intelligent enough that it's as much an alliance as taming). But for some reason, they are unable to control Harpies.

Cities

• Naggarond, the Tower of Cold, capital of the realm: A EXBAWKSHUEG city (the gates alone are fifty feet high), Naggarond has everything a Dark Elf could want. Sacrificial altars, barracks, a citadel in the middle and even shops. At the top of the citadel is the Witch King's throne room where he can (via magic) view anywhere in the entire world (watch his armies march, obsess over Ulthuan, spy on people in the shower, that sort of thing).

• Ghrond, the North Tower: Less a city and more a fortress, it's proximity to the chaos wastes lets Dark Elf sorceresses see the future in the magical aurorae or something.

• Karond Kar, the Tower of Despair: Pretty much the main city for all the Dark Elves beastmasters, and where they keep their zoos. Since Dark Elves view non Elves as little better than animals, it's also the first place in Naggaroth that most of the slaves who survive the journey will see.

• Hag Graef, the Dark Crag: This delightful place is a slaves worst nightmare. Hag Graef is a city located in a valley where the mountains reach so high that it blots out the sun (hens the name "The Dark Crag"). Slaves are forced to work day and night without rest or else feel the sting of the whip or, of course, something even worse. And if the slaves are lucky to die, the Warpstone mined reanimates their corpses. Hag Graef was also the site of one of Malekiths dickery where he poisoned the rebelling lords and only gave them the antidote if they sworn fealty to him...Yeah, what a dick.

• Har Ganeth, City of Executioners: This is the last place you want to be, since this is the HQ of the Cult of Khaine. If you are a resident, be prepared to fight for your life on a daily basis, since your neighbor or the local priest/priestess of Khaine will want your blood running in the streets. If you are a slave, prepare to be sacrificed to Khaine by hot, sexy and psychopathic Witch Elves in the most gruesome way imaginable.

• Clar Karond, the Tower of Doom: Naggaroth's primary shipyard. Surrounded by forests and near the entrance to the underground sea the Dark Elves use to travel to kingdoms worth plundering safely. Regular passtimes include hunting escaped slaves, monster hunts, and gladiator matches between those same slaves and/or monsters. Now rivals of Karond Kar in place for the beastmaster roles.

Religion

See Warhammer Fantasy Elf Gods for further details on just who's who in the Dark Elf religious circles.

Characters

• Malekith: The Witch King of Naggaroth and ruler of the Dark Elves who still lives with his mother.
• Morathi: Hag Queen of Naggaroth, Mother of Malekith and leader of the Sorceresses of Ghrond.
• Malus Darkblade: A champion of the Witch King and lord of Hag Graef who is cursed with the Daemon Tz'arkan inhabiting his body. He is also the wielder of the Warpsword of Khaine.
• Hellebron: Second oldest of the Hag Queens and leader of the Cult of Khaine. She loathes Morathi because she had forbidden her into taking age rejuvenating bloodbaths (no pun intended) in the Cauldron of Blood.

Trivia

• The the fact that Naggaroth is located where Canada should be is the source of all Canadian jokes related to the Dark Elves (of course, never, EVER expect a Dark Elf to apologise). Though according to the map, Naggaroth also takes up part of what is the United States. Goes to show what GW thinks of the colonies.

See Also

• Warhammer/Tactics/Dark Elves Tactics page