Gunnery Sergeant "Stonetooth" Harker
"How tall are you, guardsman?"
"6 foot sir."
"I didn't know you could stack squig shit that high."
Sergeant "Stonetooth" Harker is a veteran of the Catachan Devils regiment, THE most badass group of motherfuckers on Catachan.
While the standard Catachan guardsman is incredibly insanely buffed beyond belief, Harker takes this ten steps forward. His body and strength is so incredibly massive, manly and unbelievably tough that it's on par with a Space Marine's, but better. For a basic example; he carries and shoots a motherfucking Heavy Bolter as if it was just a pissy little lasgun shotgun AND he's even able to move through the terrain like a scout while carrying that around. Hell, even Space Marines can't do that.
One of his most famous exploits was when his squad was ambushed by a pack of Tyranid Raveners. When his Heavy Bolter was knocked out of his hands after the 'nids suddenly burst from the ground, Harker killed the one trying to kill him by crushing the frigging thing's neck between his massive biceps in record time, giving him enough time to ready his Heavy Bolter and cut the rest of the Raveners down. This deed alone gave him the pass to be in the same Friday night poker table with the likes of Straken, Stubbs, and Marbo.
Despite being described as the toughest of the tough motherfuckers, his in-game profile lists him as only having Toughness 3 (human average and the same as any other random Guardsmen) because Games Workshop doesn't have time for consistency.
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