Spartans

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Sparta was one of several Greek city states in the 1st millennium BCE and among the most powerful in that region. It was notable for stratification (With Spartiate upper class, Perioeci artisans and merchants and Helots, agricultural slaves) and of the extreme level of militarization it had among its ruling class. With the exception of the heir apparent, the entire male Spartiate class was subjected to a brutal training regimen from childhood called the Agoge and then required to serve as kill squads against their Helot Farmers and then soldiers in the spartan army before being able to marry (entertaining themselves with by buttfucking their spartiate comrades in arms to improve unit cohesion until that day came, and doing so when away campaign afterwards) and after that would drill constantly.

This system did produce the best Hoplites in Greece (for a time at the least) as they held formation for longer and breaking formation in Hoplite warfare was just another way of saying "lost" as well as being effective against the armies of the Achaemenid Empire, which was to be expected given that civilian hoplite militia did well against Achaemenid armies. That said would ultimately prove to be their downfall. Since they were constantly killing their kids there was never more than about 8,000 of them at one time and the only way to get new ones was by reproduction. The Helots, which outnumbered the Spartiates considerably and did not like being constantly under their heel or having to put up with armed teenage wankers trying to kill them and other such bullshit were constantly rebelling and needed constant attention to be kept in line. They soon pushed themselves to their limit and afterwards their numbers dwindled away and were eventually defeated. The end of their prominence happened famously by Theban general Epaminondas at Battle of Leuctra and finally by the Romans, which could mobilize their various conquered peoples to provide vast numbers of soldiers.

Legacy in Fiction

Despite its Horrible inefficiency at producing soldiers when compare to other means such as that of a professional standing army that emerged during the roman empire and re-emerged with the renaissance and the age of enlightenment or even less extreme hereditary warrior classes such as knights or janissaries, some writers today that are prone to fanboyism and get the idea that the best way to produce an army is the Spartan way, to create a particularly brutal training regimen to weed the strong from the weak, getting several washouts or casualties for every person who passes. One thing that they tend to leave out is the man sex as moral building.

The Vikings were better than them.

Examples of such training programs include...

  • Sardaukar from Dune
  • Spess Merhens in Warhammer 40,000
  • The Clans from Battletech
  • Spartans (not even trying to be subtle) from Halo NOT ANY FUCKING MORE THANKS TO SPARTAN IV PROGRAM!!! Yes, now that the new SPARTAN program is more humane since it doesn't involve abducting children and putting them through a brutal selection process and deadly training regime, and only involves volunteers being pumped up with drugs and trained like regular Spec-Ops soldiers, kinda like Captain America IN SPEHSS.

This does not mean that you won't end up with several hundred extremely capable warriors. You'll get your fighters, most certainly, but you'll also have the corpses of many more who have taken up valuable resources that could have been more normal warriors. In short, the method works better for creating elite teams in addition to normal troops.

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