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Check What happens
Alchemy It exploded in your face. Take ½ subdued damage
Animal Empathy The animal attacks you
Appraise It is in-between 1Cp and 1,000,000 Gp
Balance You trip over your own feet
Bluff You tell them the truth.
Climb You break the thing you're climbing on
Concentration Look! A shiny thing!
Craft/ Use Magic Device It breaks as soon as you touch it
Decipher Script The exact translation is “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”
Diplomacy/ Pick Pocket You punch them in the face
Disable Device You place your finger in a mouse trap
Disguise You place an big red arrow pointing at you over your head
Escape Artist You become more entangled, escape DC increases 1d4
Forgery It looks like a child using crayons made it.
Gather Information That tree over there? It's a tree
Handle Animal It bites/kicks you
Heal You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage
Hide You hold up a single leaf over your face
Intimidate “You’re a fat big poopy head!”
Intuit Direction You place you hands over your eyes and spin around
Jump You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check
Knowledge It may or may not exist
Listen You hear crickets
Move Silently STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Open Lock You break your tool in the keyhole
Perform You lose 1d10 cp
Profession You're fired
Read Lips Like lip reading a sock puppet
Ride You are trampled by your own horse
Scry You spy on a brick wall
Search You find your own hands
Sense Motive They do not have a motive
Spellcraft It's magic
Spot You spot the inside of your own eyelids
Swim You fall like a rock
Tumble You fall on tour head. Take falling damage +10 ft
Wilderness Lore You identify the dirt as being dirt
Initiative You do not know you're in combat until you get hit
Melee attacking You drop your weapon
Ranged attack You fire/throw it in the opposite duration
Fortitude save You take max primary and secondary damage
Reflex save The enemy critical hits you square in the face
Will save Spell becomes Dominate Person