Warhammer 40,000 Fanon Wiki

In short, to any true and mature fan of 40k...

This place will give you cancer.

The Heresy

The Warhammer 40,000 Fanon Wiki is, as the name suggests, a wiki devoted entirely to fan based works regarding 40k. At first glance, such a thing resembles an amusing little diversion.

On closer glance, it reveals a den of insanity, heresy and disease.

While not all articles are entirely made of fail, many are, and in such a manner as to be hilarious to the extreme. As well, the userbase seems to be comprised mainly of 16 year old boys with delusions of grandeur (a few claiming to have "psychic powers".) At one point, long ago, the wiki wasn't so bad, but now it is a hive of scum and villainy. The amount of Mary Sue space marine chapters is ridiculous, lacking any form of readability.

Their front page claims "... here you can expand on the canon without contradicting it." Yeah...

It must also be noted that the Fanon Wiki has specific pages marked as "humour" - this implies that the rest are supposed to be taken seriously. Which is most humourous of all.

Also, the wiki has begun to steal the stuff from the Dorn Heresy and paste it into pages on the wiki, has taken art from deviantART, and have stolen the Angry Marines (FUUUUUUUUUUUUU).

Notable Abominations

Sons of Lucifer[1] - Vampire LARPers gone too far. The true tale of this chapter can be found in the story of Lucifer Butts.

The CY[2] - A Race of Trillions of nice but also awesome robots in ten planets

Blaze Ravens[3] - Fluff-raping so bad, we made the Blaz Ravens chapter just to mock it.

Angry Marines[4] (Now BALEETED) - THOSE SHITNUGGETS STOLE THAT ARTICLE FROM US! (Seriously, most of the page is copied from here, word for word. The parts that aren't copied are unfunny.)

The Xai'athi Project[5] - A massive pile of shit. Stolen from Mass Effect, Halo and a dozen other things. Suggest maximum trolling.

Fox2013[6] - Possibly the worst writer on the site, most of his characters are shitty references to popular movies or books. Just read this;

Joe(its not his real name, but its easier to remember) was born from man's desire to surprise,and to be scared.He was very intelligent, and he loved to screw with people's heads,to make them serve tzeentch.He wears a blue, and gold robe, has such a demeanor that some say he should have been a daemon of nurgle, because of his love of children.His reply to this is " children love magic,and pranks, plus tzeentch could use some new warriors"[7]

And;

He changed his voice to that of khorne, and convinced them to hug their enemies to death, than sat back and watched, as they kept trying to squeeze eachother to death,

More to come.

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