Bitches

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The all-consuming goal of Tankred and Donovan. Also Huron Blackheart. Their patron saint is Tordek.

They love cheeseburgers, give them some cheeseburgers cannons. No, spaceships. Give them spaceships.

They tend to have -4 Strength. They also be crazy. It is unknown the exact reason for this, but it is known that Bitches be crazy.

Unfortunately, this the total extent that /tg/ knows about them. It is theorized that they do not have penis, but this has never been confirmed.

The subject of Rule 69 (and often Rule 63), but only when they are also Hot Chicks.