Butthurt

"You... you never let me play my half-dragon half-drow vampire swordmage!"

Butthurt is an emotional state consisting of frustration, angst and a general attitude of "IT'S NOT FAIR!". As you may have guessed, nobody wants to be Butthurt, to the extent that the word is itself an insult, meant to indicate that one's opponent in a debate is hysterical or immature.

Signs of people who are or are soon going to be butthurt are:

• A DM whose Railroading has gone wrong.
• Players who get a "Rocks fall & everyone dies!!!1!!one!" .
• A DM whose players "don't understand" their "story".
• Anyone whose character got caught in a trap that is save-vs-death.
• A Chaotic Stupid character called out on their "LOL I stab Paladin so randum" bullshit.
• A paladin who's about to fall because of a "baby or the mother?" moral dilemma.
• A Tau army on an urban/space-hulk battlefield. Double points if fighting Tyrannids or Orks.
• Furries. "STOP THE FURSECUTION!"
• People who hate the latest edition of any rules system.
• People who like the latest edition of any rules system.
• People who repeatedly embarrass themselves by not knowing the meanings of the words they are using.
• People who keep refreshing a wiki page to make sure they can undo someone else's edit immediately.
• Skub lovers haters. FUCK YOU SKUB IS AWESOME. Shuttup skubfag.