Crimson Fists

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The Crimsons Fists are a second founding chapter of the Imperial Fists. Noted for their crimson gauntlets, which signify that their hands have been anointed in the blood of the Imperium's enemies.

They got fucked over during an Ork invasion on Rynn, their home planet, when a stray missile from their orbital defense grid and struck their fortress. The damn thing somehow missed it's original target, bypassed ALL of the fortress' void shields, and hit the armory directly, the chances of this happening is about as likely as rolling 100 d20s and only getting 1s in all of them. Note: This was a standard missile fired from an orbiting defensive platform, it normally should have done NOTHING to such a mighty stronghold than a small crater.

But its okay, because the Crimson Fists still managed beat the Orks with only a hundred and twenty eight space marines and an unmanned Land Raider that somehow managed to skillfully pilot itself using only it's machine spirit and took out a good chunk of the invading Ork horde, including the warboss, before finally being destroyed.

Also known as "Mexican Marines" because their chapter master (Pedro Kantor) has a Spanish first name (And a Jewish last name, of all things... PEDRO KANTOR, THE ONLY JEW IN THE IMPERIUM DURR HURR DARK ANGELS).