Cultist-chan
Cultist-chan is a young female member of a chaos cult who usually talks with a speech impediment. She is well known for her role in HS40K. Her original creator named her Cultist while most of /tg/ calls her Cultist-chan.
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Physiology
As an adult, Cultist-chan stands at just shy of 5’4”. She appears undernourished and clad in rags, based on color correspondence, seem to be hand me downs from her Sororita associate. She is believed to smell strange, but not actually bad, but that’s probably based purely on the how pious whoever can smell her is; to those pure of faith, she smells of filth and decay, to those devoted to chaos, she smells good, to those unsure of where they stand, she smells mostly of bacon. She has an excess of teeth, a majority of which are sharp and irregular in length but otherwise in good condition, as cultist dislikes sweet food.
She has cheesy lectoos of each god’s symbol on her. When asked why she got 4 cheesy tattoos instead of 1 chaos undivided mark, she explained that she didn’t pick them, and that she has always had them. She also has other basic, tattoos across her body.
Cultist-chan has 2 piercings on her shoulder blades that she hooks a large chaos wheel to, both as a sign of devotion and (speculatively) as a weapon, she has been seen wielding it as such in some pictures but is probably too weak to throw it any distance.
Name
Cultist-chan is tunnel-visioned in her devotion to the dark gods and considers her position to be her name. She sees herself as one of many, hence often saying “we” instead of “I”. Any name she ever had has been lost over a century ago.
In-Game Stats
Cultist Cost: 35 points - WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 3 T: 4 W: 1 I: 4 A: 2 Ld: 7 Sv: 6+/6+
Unit type: Infantry - Number/Squad: 1
Wargear:
- Laspistol,
- Septis Spike : Poisoned CC weapon & Chaos Icon
Cultist Special Rules:
- Special Character
- Independent Character
- FHOR KHAOOOOOS! : Cultist is always fearless
- Hwee Kaptoored Eet Fhor Kay-oss! : Any unit Cultist joins counts as a scoring unit.
- Insignificant : Cultist takes up no room in transports, or on the FoC.
- Stubborn
Cultist may take her pet Chaos Spawn, Kay-oss, for an additional 50 points.
Kay-oss Cost: 50 points - WS: 3 BS: 0 S: 5 T: 5 W: 3 I: 3 A: D6+2 Ld: 10 Sv: -
Kay-oss Special Rules:
- Feel No Pain
- Devotion : When Cultist is slain, Kay-oss gains the Fearless and Mindless special rules.
- Detonation : When killed in close combat, Kay-oss immediately inflicts 1D6+2 Strength 6 hits on his opponent.
- "Look Out, Mistress!" Any wounds inflicted against Cultist may always be shifted to Kay-oss.
Cultist and Kay-oss may be included in any Chaos Space Marine, Chaos Daemon, or Traitor Guard army.
Dranon's delight
A writefag or perhaps a series of writefags have been writing FATAL style, loli fapfiction for trolls. In them a loli Cultist-chan is usually placed in situations in which she is critically failing her anal circumference rolls. The story was spawned in a thread where fatguys speculated on Cultist and Dranon's relationship. Some writefag(s) read the topic and figured that it would make "great" fapfiction. Writefag made topic. A few fatguys fapped, many raged, and some raged AND fapped. A few that fapped requested MOAR, and, sadly, got more.
See Also
- Dranon
- Dranon's delight
- Dranon's delight II
- Dranon's delight III
- Dranon's delight IV
- Dranon's delight V
- Dranon's delight VI
- Dranon's delight VII (all records have been purged)
- Dranon's delight VIII
- Dranon's delight IX
- Dranon's delight X
- Dranon's delight XI
- Dranon's delight XII
- Dranon's delight XIII
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