Doomrider

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The Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with Snowflame. His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome...... And drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like Kharn. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed armless children.

Doomrider is an old Warhammer 40,000 Slaaneshi special character that had to be summoned, and would disappear if the player rolled a one on a special die roll at the end of his turn. This could lead to him disappearing on the same turn he was summoned, completely wasting the points spent on him which sucked ass. As for his performance, think of a titan moving like a skimmer that requires the constant blessing of Lady Luck and Admiral Awesome.

He and Warboss Wazdakka Gutsmek fought once, the planet they were on promptly exploded because no planet can contain that much awesome.

The Ballad of Doomrider

"Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom rider.
Na na, na na.
Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"

Death

Doomrider's luck would not last forever though...one day Doombreed greatest of all of Khorne's servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with Angron, An'ggrath, Kharne, and the other World Eaters. Doombreed found Doomrider filling up his Bike with Cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe, then he burned his essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.