Gunnery Sergeant "Stonetooth" Harker

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"How tall are you, guardsman?"

"6 foot sir."

"I didn't know you could stack squig shit that high."


Look at this motherfucker! LOOK AT HIM!!!.

Sergeant "Stonetooth" Harker is a veteran of the Catachan "Green Devils" regiment, filled with the elite Catachan Devil Squads, THE most badass group of motherfuckers on Catachan.

While the standard Catachan guardsman is incredibly insanely buffed beyond belief, Harker takes this ten steps forward. His body and strength is so incredibly massive, manly, and unbelievably tough that it's on par with a Space Marine's, only better. For example, he carries and shoots a motherfucking Heavy Bolter as if it was just a pissy little lasgun shotgun AND he's even able to move through the terrain like a scout while carrying that around. Hell, even Space Marines can't do that.

Besides his strength, Harker is also renowned for his toughness, such that he has been known to shrug of blade cuts, gunshot wounds and place his hannds into flames without so much as flinching.

One of his most famous exploits was when his squad was ambushed by a pack of Tyranid Raveners. When his Heavy Bolter was knocked out of his hands after the 'nids suddenly burst from the ground, Harker killed the one trying to kill him by crushing the frigging thing's neck between his massive biceps in record time, giving him enough time to ready his Heavy Bolter and cut the rest of the Raveners down. This deed alone gave him the pass to be in the same Friday night poker table with the likes of Straken, Stubbs, and Marbo.

Despite being described as the toughest of the tough motherfuckers, his in-game profile lists him as only having Toughness 3 (human average and the same as any other random Guardsmen) because Games Workshop doesn't have time for consistency. He's also listed as being only Strength 4, despite his stunning feats of manliness both on and off the table (he gets Relentless with no explanation on the tabletop).

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