Jonah Orion

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Overview

A Blood Ravens Librarian, Jonah Orion first appeared in Dawn of War II. He's notably one of the only non-Salamander marines who is black, leading to a variety of race-based gaiety made by the elegan/tg/entlemen at his expense. The most common explanation for his difference is that Jonah is a highly accomplished Blood Magpie in the force, leading to a reward of excess melanin. That or they looted him from the Salamanders.

In all seriousness, Jonah did not make an appearance during vanilla Dawn of War II, but was noted by Gabriel Angelos to be playing a game of mindfuckery against the Tyranid hive mind. He replaced Isador Akios, Gabriel's former librarian buddy, who was unceremoniously BLAMM'd by Gabriel on Tartarus.

Dawn of War II

Jonah becomes a member of Hairgel's squad in Chaos Rising, appearing in the second mission and melting some twinkly faggots with brain-lightning. If he is corrupted, Jonah gets possessed by a daemon, who notes that the psychic damage caused by the battle with the hive mind weakened his psychic defenses, a fact not helped by Azariah Kyras selling off the cheat codes to bypass the psychic hoods. However, this does mark Jonah as being the only marine who remains pure throughout, and his betrayal is one of the best-written in the whole series. He's also notable for completely shutting down Thaddeus's reason for betrayal, leaving the assault marine without a reply.

In gameplay terms, Jonah is relatively varied, being able to act as a healer or toss out lightning and fire in bulk quantity, abilities counterbalanced by his fragility and one-man status; both of the other single characters, Hairgel and Davian Thule, are far more hardy. He can also be specced to allow infinite Rosarius spam for constant invincibility and other dirty tricks, or act like a better version of Neroth by throwing free soulfire and smites as part of his ranged attack. Powers are acquired by obtaining tomes and psychic hoods.

Jonah is playable in the prologue mission of Retribution, but not in the main campaign itself. He accompanies Gabriel on Cyrene, heading down to Kyras's crater to confront the chapter master. The player's force can find his body next to the building closest to the site of the final battle, making it almost certain that he didn't survive in any race's ending. This means that there's a good chance that all the awesome Blood Ravens are now dead.

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Jonah shuts down a honky.

Even the man who has nothing...

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