Monopoly
It fucking sucks.
How to play Monopoly
1. Go around for 3 hours
2. Land on Boardwalk with a hotel (Mayfair if you're a Britfag)
3. Flip the board
4. ????
5. Profit!
How to break Monopoly
/tg/ has a good deal of rules-lawyers, yes, even for Monopoly. The Railroad deeds never expand of the phrase "if owned," so technically, there are hundreds of railroads and thousands of stockholders in the real world, and if rent fees doubled consistently, one railroad would be more than plenty to bankrupt a player.
Special Rules to Make It Fun
- Wheelbarrow: Move an additional spaces equal to your lowest die; gain an additional 25 dollars when passing Go
- Battleship: You may fire at any piece directly opposite the Battleship, sending them back to Go. They do not gain money from passing Go.
- Money Bag: Gain $300 when passing Go.
- Horseman: Move an additional spaces equal to your lowest die; when the Horseman lands on an occupied space, the Horseman can choose to send all other pieces back five squares or to the Horseman's nearest property, whichever is closer; when sending a piece back to his property, the Horseman must accompany them
- Automobile: Move twice the number of spaces shown on the die.
- Train Engine: All railroads cost half as much; when rolling a double and not in jail, the Train Engine can move to any owned railroads instead
- Thimble: Wow, what are you, a faggot? Start with half money. Jeez.
- Loom: Pay half as much when renting; mortgages pay 20% more
- Shoe: Same as Horseman
- Dog: The Dog may take the roll of the previous player instead of rolling their own die.
- Iron: Same as Thimble, Queer Eye.
- Hat: Same as Money Bag; Hats are classy.
This is NOT a stub, that's all there is to know.