Not as planned
"Not as planned" is what you say when things are the exact opposite of being just as planned.
The Imperium is a good example of Not as planned. See also the fall of the Eldar.
Expect to say it a lot if you worship Zhuvassin (who is the Chaos God of NOT AS PLANNED). Also, expect to say this if your unit is utterly outwitted by tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
Examples of not as planned
- The outcome of the Great Crusade
- The Imperium in all it's current unwholesome glory!
- The fall of the Eldar. Perfect for lolz
- Black Crusades by a certain armless failure..... (although canonically they actually were Just As Planned. Well, except maybe that one that tossed Abaddon right into the middle of a ton of orks, but Abaddon still got something out of it)
- Miley Cyrus
- Justin Bieber's Existence (the arch-heretic himself and Tzeentch head minion in the world)
- Loose C'tan shards (just roaming around the galaxy)
- Everything the Inquisition does to try and strengthen humanity (it all goes tits up, time after time).